| jack nyte |
04-26-2011 02:03 PM |
Nurse stories
A few years back I had my appendix out. It's usually run of the mill, but having had an emergency appendectomy I was suppose to be laid up for a few days. Luckily I had a very very cute young fit petite blonde nurse. She was great! I thought the floor must've been quiet because she spent a fair amount of time in my room just chatting, but once I was able to get up and take strolls around the place, IV in tow, I found the place was actually packed. She liked to talk about motorcycles, I happen to ride a pretty nice bike. Also, I think I may have been the only one under 30 on the floor, let alone 50 or 60. lol Not sure what I did exactly to garner so much of her attention, but on my last day she kinda steered clear as my wife was able to get away from the house to spend more time with me. I was in a drug induced high most of the time, but I seem to recall her offers to help me out in the bathroom... problem being I could barely stand straight, had to tow an IV, and manage keeping my gown out of the way when I had to pee. I couldn't quite read her, and (despite her experience and professionalism) thought she was actually a little embarrassed offering to ummm... help me aim... given that I always come off as a devoted married guy. I turned her down, but she stayed close by in case she was needed... Well she was always close by unless the Mrs was around. :D We seemed to really hit it off, and I always sort of wondered how that stay would've gone if I was single. If I ever need a nurse, I pray I get one like her.
To juxtapose, some poor dude got moved into the other half of the room, and while he was there, so was his wife. She's was 40's, overweight, ugly, and rude. Here he was, a few hours out of surgery, and she'd poke him and wake him up and say "you're snoring". WTF? Turns out she was a nurse herself, and someone locally quite important in nursing, thus was able to pull strings to almost immediately get moved to a private room on a very busy week. If I ever need a nurse, I pray I don't get one like her.
Not long ago, I went to the ER with extremely painful throbbing in my testicles. It had built up over time and I had already been to the clinic to have 'em checked out. Had a nice, extremely professional, female ER doctor doing test after test to determine the problem. I wound up getting a sonogram from a very young cute radiologist. Now that, my friends, was quite an odd experience... High on pain medication, nude from the chest down save a small cloth to cover my penis, cute young girl lubing my genitals, and carefully moving them in her hand while she worked the sonogram around... my wife holding my hand sitting across from the gal. Could've been quite awkward, but my wife is very sociable and chatted the chick up the whole time about it. Turns out I was the first testicular exam for her round and the weekend was almost over, she said she normally does about a dozen during her on-call weekends. Wow...! She massages a lot of balls!
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