My solution?
1 All foreign aid stops except for disaster aid ( you know, the stuff that saves lives)
2 That money builds schools and roads, health care, and benefits those who live in America
3 All politicians must pass lie detector tests and I get to ask the questions
4 Wall street people must live in one cordoned off section of the city, behind locked gates, and I will not open the gate until they quit screwing us on inflated gas prices
5 Free porn for all (over 18)

So, first lie detectors

Lock down

free porn

but then again, I'm just a guy and an easily dis..ooh chocolate!

Warped Humor? try this
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a women went to the hospital, what's the problem? asked the doctor " i keep finding postage stamps of costa rica in my vagina" say's the woman. so the doctor takes a look and starts to laugh ! they're not postage stamps they're sticker's off bananas.

There was old guy named Lee
Who was stung in the balls by a bee
He made oodles of money
By oozing pure honey
Every time he attempted to pee

Things to do @ Wal-Mart while the significant other is taking his/her sweet time:

1. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

2. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G. I. Joe's vs. the X-Men.

3. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

4. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restroom.

5. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

6. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

7. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"

8. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'

3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.

5. Sing Along At The Opera.

6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.