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Don't move, Susan...I think I just found my toupee.
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Illogical Star Trek Jokes
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Live long and prosper...smile a little.
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Fun at the movies
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Who knew amateur porn icon Alina had a Star Wars connection?
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I have some trepidation about trepanation.
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That's not a moon...that's a space station! Meanwhile, in Red Sox nation, everyone wants a mound like Nonny's.
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"You damned dirty apes!"
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Charlton Heston addressing the NRA?
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"Liked better the Battlestar Galactica where you were a man, I did"
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A sniff too far
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Gif
Her..."Bad dog!" Us..."Good dog!" |
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I've never even heard of taking a number 5....
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Rebecca couldn't afford to get her airbags fixed, so she had to make do with what she had...
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Mulder Confessions
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I gotta get all the pics somewhere, somehow.
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Deep South, Fatal Attractions, Mortal Combat and Pussy Bumps?
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Hold my Chablis...
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Churchy Le Femme
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And CatCams!
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Strange days indeed.
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Did you catch the article this week about a chlamydia outbreak amongst Australia's koala bears?
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Who wants a blow job?
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Who wants to eat pussy? This thread will satiate. Or... you can just say-she-ate. (If anyone asks)
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Star Trek Crew Mating Rituals (Or never fuck your doctor)
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There almost was no hope for a next generation...but apparently, the relationship got tighter.
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Hey Motherfuckers!
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Happy Mother's Day! Be sure to take (someone else's) mom out for a picnic today. She'll be moved by the gesture.
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R Rated Star Trek
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There was some talk that QuentinTarantino was going to do an R rated Star Trek. For sure the red shirts would have died in far more graphic ways in his version. Maybe there would have been some kinky sex with green women. However, it doesn't look like that movie is going to happen. I got to thinking today about WHO ELSE might join the Star Trek universe with a fresh take on the Scifi classic. What if the makers of South Park took a shot? It's not too hard to imagine how they'd play it...plenty of gross body humor to be sure. I think it would look something like this:
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IQ test, Sand, Drugs and the rest of the Friday Night Funnies story.
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I even slipped a Star Trek joke in there because you guys liked the last ones so much. :confused::(
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Now what?
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The last one is a gif...
"Blah blah blah" |
Sports!
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And other things.
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Fetish Fun
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Last is a gif, captioned thusly...( In a sex symphony, a guy who can play bass ass is essential)
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Friday night grins
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Last is a Fox Mulder gif
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From male porn star training to the thrill of facials
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It's survival of the silliest
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Pubes, Fur, Carpet....
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Caption: " Ho ho ho! Little Jimmy! Santa's brought you cancer for Christmas! Smoke 'em up big!" |
A little advice...
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Go fuck yourself.
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Here's the latest post for the few who enjoy this thread
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I'd like to thank all four or five of you for your support! :D:D:D:D:D
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Friday Night Fare
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Anyone up for pile driving?
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GIFS!
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Captions
1. Sleeping with gymnasts is both fascinating and disturbing. 2. Novice exotic dancers need help getting the jiggles going. 3. Beware the schwiiiiing rebounds. 4. When you marry a cheating mime. 5. Breast self examinations can be fun, with the right attitude. |
Saturday Night Funnies
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Just in case you have nothing better to do.
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War of The Worlds At The Beach...
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Speed Stick for your ass and other stuff you can stuff, wherever.
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A Public Service Announcement GIF
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And when he came, they both slipped and fell to their deaths...
The National Park Service is raising awareness of the dangers of fellatio (blow jobs) in places like mountain peaks and, of course, rim jobs on canyon rims. Thousands are injured or killed each year by falls related to loss of balance during powerful ejaculations. Officials recommend only enjoying oral sex on beaches, trails and campsites, asking that park visitors please keep it in their pants on precarious perches. Only you can prevent fellatio falls. |
Aye, 'tis a Sunday
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Breasts are taking the day off...and beware the blond cockeaters.
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Peanut or Plain?
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Why does it always have to be a choice? Why not enjoy both?
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Movies, sports and stay at home moms
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As Canada drifts by in a brown haze.
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1. The dreams are getting more frequent. There are these two enormous headlights...coming directly at me...and I don't swerve to avoid them. In fact, I'm actually compelled to turn my car directly into oncoming traffic. The dreams get worse after our sessions. I just can't get them out of my head...they're all I can think about. 2. Oh, what can they mean doctor...WHAT CAN THEY MEAN?
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EXPECTATIONS vs REALITY
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Let's explore...
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Proposition: Say no more!
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Another round...if you like this sort of thing.
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Sunday Punday
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Hopefully a fun day.
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It's getting hot (GIF)
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You KNOW it's cruel to lock a child or a pet in a hot car without ventilation or water. What's even worse is to lock a cocksucker in a hot car then stand outside and tease her
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Freak Ass, Bat Shit Craziness
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And so on and so on and scooby dooby dooby.
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