Chewbacca has no dick
 

And Leia needs to get leia-d.

From really lengthy blowjobs to fish tales
 

And what could be funnier than war?

GIFS
 

1. The old pie in the face gag. It played better in the 20th Century.
2. All these mass shootings...you kinda wonder what inspires them. Or do you? This is a game? Yikes!
3. If OCC ever goes off line, Alex is going to be obligated to have all our OCC women escorted to other amateur porn sites.
4. The catholic church's new "possessed stripper" entertainment program has helped celibate priests blow off a little steam.
5. The reason why young Sugar Krinkles eaters grew up to be so frightened of Stephen King's "It."

Put Daisy down this instant you no good sidewinder! If anyone's having sex with my niece tonight, it's going to be her Uncle Jesse...

Hey Bobby Luke...Lonmol is your father. "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
 

#10 GIF Librarians are helpful people. Support your local library!

1. Are you sure Doctor Crusher? 2. Yes Admiral, I'm quite sure. 3. Why...I do believe you're right. And to think, all the time we've been walking down this hallway I thought it was YOU who shit their pants...

1. Vrimmm Zzzz-Zot 2. Zzzzzt (LOP) Sizzzzle 3. (?) 4. Whoaa! 5. Eeeee! 6. *** 7. *** 8. Ummm...I'm sure it's not as bad as it looks. Medical science is really quite advanced, you know. After all, this is the future...or the past...well, anyway...they're doing wonderful things with prosthetics these days. Isn't that right Obi Wan? 9. Huh? Oh yes...yes master...wonderful things. Well, must be going. Awfully sorry about this old chap...May the Force be with you, and all that...

Thursday Offerings. Laugh or cry. See if I care.
 

Darth Maul, Shopping Malls, Lonmol...we got all the mawls.

Dead seadogs
 

None lived to wag the tail.

An exclusive morning mix of Trek and Dad jokes for the discriminating wanker
 

Would that be you?

Farm Fun
 

With a return of a thread staple...the cow joke.

Here's the latest stuff.
 

Last one (gif) The best solution for a hot ass?

Sinatra covers in California
 

And a holy host of other Sunday silliness.

Masturbation Protocol Engaged
 

Commence wanking.

Gif
 

When cocksuckers attack!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Monday night sex funnies
 

Yolanda doesn't approve.

Well, you asked for it...
 

1. Hi-ho there, Clarice. 2. Fozzy once tried to test me. 3. I ate his liver with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti...waka, waka, waka. 4. Now, fly home agent Starling, fly, fly fly...

UH OH! Security Breach! He's baaa-aack!
 

Lonmol and his muppet jokes are back! Hello Lonmol! Everybody wave to Lonmol! Well, OK, it looks like just one person wants to wave to Lonmol.
(Click on gif)

Sweet tits, slogans and slippery slopes
 

It's all in another edition of I LOVE YOU FUNNY FACE

Feel Free
 

Laugh. Wank.

1. Sad news out of Hollywood, this evening. Morris Pelt, beloved star of stage and screen has passed away. 2. Morris, best know for his portrayal of William Shatner's hair, had a career that spanned decades. Citing "creative differences" (and a rumored hair transplant), Morris parted ways with the Star Trek actor in the late 80's, and reinvented himself as a pubic wig. 3. (AP photo) 4. (AP photo) 5. (AP photo). 6. Changing fashions eventually made it difficult to earn a living, and Morris struggled to make ends meet. He spent his final years as an asshole merkin. 7. (AP photo). 8. Morris Pelt died in his sleep on March 25th, 2023. He is survived by his wife Susan, 300 children, and 1400 grandchildren (pictured).

1. General Kenobi, this is our most desperate hour. You MUST see these droids safely delivered to Alderaan. Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope! 2. Of course, Alderaan is not a wealthy planet, so we can't offer you much in the way of compensation. 3. (Sigh) Here we go again. It's always the same thing. Help us Obi Wan this, and save us Obi Wan that...but never so much as a farthing for my trouble. 4. Do you think it's cheap rescuing people from Sith Lords, Luke? I'm living on a fixed income. I haven't even bought a new pair of underwear since the Clone Wars. Fuck it! We'll just stuff the droids in a box, and drop them off at FedEx. 5. However...I AM...prepared to offer myself to you for whatever degrading sexual favors you may deem necessary. 6. (???) 7. Nothing would be too perverted or disgusting, I assure you. I am well versed in multiple techniques; Bespin Steamers, Tatooine Tractor Pulls, Hoth Blizzards, Dirty Ewoks...8. Quickly, Luke...9. We haven't a moment to lose! 10. We MUST see these droids safely delivered to her on Alderaan, it's the Jedi way...

1. Excellent, excellent. We have all been sleeping for two hundred years. Everyone do futuristic yoga stretches, that no one will know to laugh at for four decades. 2. Gee, Kawn...how cum you guys are wearing clothes, but us goils are all in our undah-wears? 3. I apologize, but we don't have enough jumpsuits to go around. 4. Hey, waddabout them snazzy jumpsuits right there, hangin' ovah your arm? Oh, these are for me, my dear...You know how sweaty I get when I over-act.

If we play our cards right, this could be the first time in history that a ham has ever porked a pig...

"Quick, honey...take a picture of those big fake boobs." "Over there, next to that topless woman..."

From Bukkake to Toy Story
 

You're covered.

I don't care how good a deal you got on Travelocity, this is the LAST time we're staying in the Jobeth Williams suite!

I wish there was a laughing choice in addition to the thanks for post.

Thanks
 

Friday Funnies
 

Many of these jokes have gone to the dogs.

Space...and the space between your...teeth?
 

Don't forget to floss.

Not my best jokes
 

But I'm posting them anyway.

What's all the Fuhrer about?
 

Can you Nazi that a porn site isn't a place to get all PC? Humor is just another way for someone to process the fucking insanity that surrounds the human race. :( I for one, would rather laugh than cry or complain.

OCC Mods...the pictures THEY don't want you to see!
 

Thankless? "Power" is it's own reward...
 

1. Group shot of the OCC Mods (a couple of them were out sick that day). 2. Hey look, Fango showed up after all...

The Danger Zone
 

I feel the need...to breed.

War of the Worlds 1953
 

I remember seeing this movie for the first time on TV as a young kid. It made a helluva impression. The sounds of the alien ships and weapons stood out the most. I also remember the priest walking out to confront the aliens with a bible in hand. The aliens vaporized him...and I was amused. That's what you get for trying to push your religion on others.
Anyway, "I Love You Funny Face" has discovered a lost scene from the movie. Here it finally appears in public, 70 years after the film's theatrical release.

It's all downhill from here
 

Stupid is king.

Why suffer if you don't have to?
 

It's raining in Yosemite, Rupert is an a-hole. Bite my shorts and feed all the cops and hungry babies you can.

Bad poetry day
 

Gort. Baratta. Nikto.