And Some Caption Pics
 

For your Hump Day amusement.

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Meanwhile, at the FLOP HOUSE...

Rachel didn't realize until it was too late, why Phil Mcracken D.D.S. was the cheapest dentist in town.

I Love You Funny Face
 

Tonight's lineup.

Gosh, I never met royalty before. A real live count, huh? I'm a dental hygienist, myself...hey, why'd you stop smiling?

Are you REALLY friends with Santa, Frosty? Yeah, yeah...he's a good pal of mine. I'll get you anything you want...

"Gee, I sure hope it's smaller underwear."

1. ...too long have the people of Earth and the people of Draco been at war. 2. Therefore, by decree of my father, absolute ruler of the Draconian Empire, we propose an end to our conflict, and offer peace and friendship to the people of earth. 3. Dr. Huer? 4. Thank you Princess Ardala for your gracious offer of tits...err...crotch...that is to say...5. Shit.

Christmas Evil
 

Are you all enjoying the chilly weather?
Last is a gif/gift of a walk by quick flash.

Christmas Day...Stuff Her Stocking.
 

The last is a gif

Caption: Oh cum all ye faithful?

1. Captain, I really think you should see this. 2. Spock, if you've found another gaseous anomaly, I'm really not interested. 3. No captain, I have accidently cross wired my scanner with the crew quarters. Facinating, every crew member's most intimate moments are currently viewable on this screen...Yeoman Rand. 4. Lieutenant Underwire. 5. Spock, I'll take over, now. 6. Certainly Captain, allow me to just recalibrate the scanner for you. 7.**** 8. You Vulcan bastard. 9. ****

Honey, can you come help me look for my hair brush? I dropped it on the floor, and now I can't find it anywhere...

Sunday Funnies
 

Enjoy

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Baywatch!

Some of these
 

And some of those.

Bloody Hell
 

Some beaches have running jokes.

Some guy named Al Kayda called...
 

Something about "claiming responsibility for all the jokes that bomb."

Here's more from this thread
 

Going camel toe to toe with the NFL Playoffs. Who will get more views? I wonder...

Do I have a friend? Ohhh, is Wilbur going to be pissed that he went to that architects' convention...

Okay, I feel the release tab. Now, three turns to the left and it detaches, right?

GIFs
 

1. "What? We can detach a penis and we don't need the rest of the man? C'mon ladies! Lets get in on this!
2. Whoopie! Yeeha!
3. Yowza! Hallelujah! Shazam! Hubba hubba!

So that's Godiva's comet, huh? How silly that our ancestors thought it made people's clothes disappear...

Native #1; Poached in white wine. Native #2; I prefer pan fried, with a lemon garnish. Native #3; Well, I caught her, and I say shake & bake...

From Dick Jokes To Nascar
 

Something stupid for everyone.

Elke with a funny Face
 

What The Fuck?
 

Where the fuck, but never why the fuck.

GIFS
 

1. The "Slip & Suck" The latest summer game from Spazbro, makers of "Anal Lawn Darts."
2. Masturbation is fun, but sometimes there's a hitch.

How to deflate a hard on?
 

GIF: "Well...think of something besides literature."

1. Now pay attention, Eliza. We're going to fill your mouth with these marbles 2. 'Ear now, is this like when you 'ad me stick that kielbasa down me 'froat all day? 3. Yes, very much like that, my dear. 4. Now repeat after me; How...KIND... of...YOU...to let me...COME...

Fun with facials
 

And other stuff

Ass Diversity, The Eric Saga...and other stuff
 

All part of Fox's Fucked Up Friday Fun Fest.

Trying to bring a sense of humor with you to the bedroom and your life will be rich....just for grins.

Voyeurism?
 

Be watchful

1. Mad? Mad am I? 2. (GiF) I'll show you mad!!! 3. Hoo-hoo, Hee-hee! 4. Ahaa- ha-haa! 5. (GULP)

Stuff for the wankin' and maybe the thankin'
 

As Earth hurdles toward a sixth mass extinction.

More Stuff
 

Horsies don't care.

GIFS
 

1. When our air conditioner conked out, we could always get some air circulating by telling Gertrude to go fuck herself.
2. Then there was that time pa was trying to invent organic pistons.
3. There was no getting around it. Phil had an ugly dick.
4. This ought to fuel your "Fast Times At Ridgemont High" mall rat fantasies.
5. The Mormon church discourages masturbation cheerleaders, so we decided to let them do their thing here. Go team go!

Is your man bun tingling?
 

Ted's buns are.

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Q: "Is this your first time being abducted?"
A: "Not at all. I've been abducted by aliens numerous times. They dont use duct tape though."

Alright, I'll let you wear my clothes, but that's as far as it goes, Mayor Guiliani!!!