Wedding Day
 

She will be a cute MILF.

Wedding Day 2
 

MILF to be

Wedding Day 3
 

Milf Milf Milf

Wedding Day Final
 

Last ones

Never criticise the wife
 

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was more than she could bear, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man... and your brother!

Doctor's orders
 

The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last
longer during the act.

The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't
do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too
open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he
realized his solution.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He

got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He
closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt
a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes
shut and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while
you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes
ago."

Riddle me this...
 

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesnʼt have one.
The Pope has one but doesnʼt use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desiʼs.
What is it?
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Answer:
A last name...and what were YOU thinking of?

getting ready

here's some I've found, sorry if repost

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