Hope your enjoying them
 

;):confused:;):confused:

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:eek::cool::):(

more for your enjoyment
 

if you tenderize your steak, does that mean you beat your meat?

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:cool::eek::(:D

last for tonight
 

I had sex witm my mother in law today, does that make me a motherfucker?:D

some for tonight
 

:D:o:D:o:D:o

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I developed a new chicken flavored lolli pop, I aam calling it The Cock Sucker :eek:

Hope your enjoying them
 

Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air." The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, I just burped."

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A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath.

He said, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.' She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, 'It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones.'

She replied, 'You mean it shows that, too?'

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A trucker goes into a wh*r*house and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam says, "For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf." The trucker says, "I ain't horny, I'm homesick."