thanks a lot

One of the best threats ever!! Very Creative :P

Mr Dryg insists that he is not impotent and publishes these exhibits to the court in opposition of his wife's claim of annulment based on failure to consummate the marriage. I only have two questions. Who did you get to take the photos, and is he now suffering from hysterical blindness from the experience?

Great thread ... I am missing the updates though...

One of the funniest threads I have ever seen.. fantastic!

I know I'm just a crusty old senior judge. I know that they trot me out once in a while to do this job that no one else wants to. I know that the world is not the same as it was when I took the bench in 1970. I know that the days of divorce for such quaint reasons as drunkenness and mental cruelty and adultery are long gone. Having said that, I must at least remark that I never thought I would see the day when a man came into my courtroom asking for a divorce because his wife would NOT sleep with other men!

But surely SOMEBODY must have told you that marriage to a mob torpedo carried a particle of risk!

Sinatra used to sing that love and marriage went together like a horse and carriage. In this matter, the love and marriage went together like depleted uranium shells fired from an A-10 Warthog and a Taliban mud bunker!

This unfortunate alliance began to fail at the wedding reception. It seems that Mr Dryden, in a lame attempt at humor, inquired of the bride's mother if she liked Chinese food. When she allowed that she did, Mr Dryden followed up with an inquiry - in his words - about whether the new mother in law would be interested in "eating my wang!"

You are friggin' brilliant. Thanks for keeping this thread alive!