So, when she had her ladies over for a movie night, I went all out with the wine, snacks, and niceties

let us take a moment to remember Man films. You know, John Wayne, the Born Identity, Saving Private Ryan, and many others. I even was able to sit threw and appreciate A walk in the clouds, but what I heard at this get together stunned me.

This friend of my wife, I'll call her Gabby (because she never shuts up) was saying how she is looking forward to the new Matt Damon movie because it shows him naked in the bath. The she commented how Michael Douglas would probable look like a prune before he went into the water, so it would not make a difference when he came out.
Matt Damon = Jason Borne Micheal Douglas = falling down
sounds like a good movie, what's it about?

Well, I stood there with my jaw on the floor when I found out
In 1982, Scott Thorson, Liberace's 22-year-old former chauffeur and alleged live-in lover of five years, sued the pianist for $113 million in palimony after he was let go by Liberace.
Liberace is played by Michael Douglas ( husband of one of the most sexy women ever) and Matt Damon is Scott Thorson.

I have no problem with the fact that the movie si about a homosexual couple, but I have a problem with the actors they chose for the part.
To me, it would be like John Wayne going up to Shawn Connery and demanding a reach around.
What were they thinking?
It doesn't matter, I'll never see it, but really?

So, while her friends were downstairs and having a good time I decided to shower and retreat to the Man cave.
While I was in the shower, I heard the door open and someone opened the toilet lid. Thinking it was my wife, I finished my shower and asked for her to hand me the towel.

The towel is handed to me, I step out of the shower drying my face and hear an appreciative sound, but it is not my wife making these sounds

A 40's year old red headed woman named Rachael, she works with my wife, is sitting on the toilet and enjoying the show. She is one of these ladies that you do not know if they are serious with their flirtations or just trying to make a man blush. Covering myself quickly, I noticed she did not bother to cover herself, pants and panties down around her ankles and she is spread wide.

*****WATERMARKED PHOTO REMOVED*****

With a smile she says "I wondered why Dee was always so happy"
I left the bathroom and went into the bedroom and dressed.

Later, I spoke to my wife about it and she told me she already knew.???