Everyone warned him about her violent temper, but he said the sex was too good to pass up...

I warned her not to chew the strawberry flavored gum...

While Wilma is away visiting her mother, Fred decides to call Bedrock's most popular escort service.

Ever wonder why women go to restrooms in teams?
 

Their secret is at long last revealed here, along with other stuff.

Pillow Talk
 

What do couples talk about when they're alone together? It's all revealed here for the first time ever, along with some other other enlightening and yet somehow dim, humor.

What do monkeys think of Monkey Pox?
 

What do primates think of us?

1. Yes, that's his daughter he's checking out. 2. Such class. Is Crippled America a how to guide? 3. "Well, it's about time my lunch got here!" 4. Now we know who's advising Trump on the Mar-a-Lago document scandal.

Florida, Penis Recalls, Bad Attitudes and Murder
 

It's a humor thread.

Saturday Night Funnies
 

Featuring the return of the running Billy Bawb joke.

Some Memes I've Made
 

Hope it's okay if I add a little content to the thread...

When I told Captain Kirk that I was pregnant, and he was the father, I really thought he'd be upset...but he promoted me! I'm so excited.Tomorrow, I'm leading the landing party to negotiate with the carnivorous lion people of Precarious 4. Don't you just LOVE my new red uniform?

After the move, she couldn't find any clothes

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Laundry day means nudist day

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/att...1&d=1661036495

How do you kill 007?
 

How was your day? How will climate change affect the WNBR? How are Hollywood scripts treating old heroes? How does a hard of hearing engineer get laid? How did all you wankers get in here? Here's how...

I...I'm sorry, Susan...nothing like this as ever happened to me before. I must be worried about that big vet appointment I have at the end of the week.

Dryers, blow jobs and braless rebels.
 

Pics 9 and 10 go together. The last pic is a gif...please click because it sells the whole joke.

You're the most understanding boyfriend, ever! I mean, another guy would have been REALLY upset after I drove his brand new Corvette off that pier, but not you. You completely forgave me, and all you asked for were some nude photos of me posing at the edge of this cliff. Well, you got it, babe. What's that? Move back a little? Sure, how's this? Move back a little more? Okay, how's thi....

I can blame no one but myself for this joke
 

But I really shouldn't blame myself.

No joke for this one, just an amusing optical illusion.

"Gimme one reason to stay here"
 

Joan needed one reason. A lot of people need one reason. So here's one reason.

#5 & 6 go together as one joke.

Deleted scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark
 

Why Doctor Jones, whatever are you doing in such a nasty place?

Just move along fuck face, she's mine!

There be monster cocks here...
 

No Moby Dicks.

1. Hang on lass. If those Klingons have anything to say about it, we're gonna' be in fer a rough ride 2. (Tcheeew) 3.**** 4. (Brrrrrp) 5. Are ye alright, lass? 6. Why, those Klingon devils...they've knocked yer tits all askew! 7. Here, let me fix 'em fer ye...

Disease
 

With the retirement of Dr. Anthony Fauchi, some might fear another rapidly spreading contagion we are ill equipped to handle. There is indeed one out there that you may not have heard of...until now.

Take cover! I think it's about to come out the wrong end...

Global warming is proving to be a real b*tch for The Lady of the Lake...

Unsupported pics.
 

I lost some jokes because I didn't realize the original pics were png. OCC does not support png. They were beautiful jokes. Perfect jokes. I didn't do anything wrong!

I can't wait to tell my friends that I spent the night with Mick Jagger!

Even though Aimi was approaching 40, she still had a very youthful appearance. There wasn't a trace of grey in her hair, and her breasts were still firm and perky. She was a bit self conscious about her crow's feet, though.

Hmmm, I'd say about 20 to 25 minutes at 400 degrees, served with sauteed asparagus and brown rice...

Waitress...Waitress...you forgot to bring the milk...oh never mind, I'll take care of it myself.

In a tense exchange, Elle May eyes her rival as they pass each other on their respective walks of shame...

Did you know...
 

The ashes of Uhura, Scotty, The Original Number One and Gene Roddenberry are all going to space on the same flight?

The Vulcan delegation is willing to concede that serving pork chops at a diplomatic reception was rather insensitive, but my comment that you ate like pigs was meant as a compliment...

Fox Mulder Confessions
 

People always ask me about my sex life...particularly, they want to know how it is with my FBI partner, Dana Scully. Usually, I just grin and tell them "The Truth is out there." I'm not one to kiss and tell, ordinarily. However, since one side of the political establishment is cursing FBI agents, making Scully and I into worse monsters than those we investigate, I feel a few tidbits may help. Perhaps knowing our human side will quell some of the hateful rhetoric. I can tell you that as a lover, Scully is hot and cold. Not all of our ups and downs are of the pleasurable kind. Below you'll find a picture story of how it is. Despite all, my attitude has been and is, very consistent. The last pic is a gif. It pretty much explains my feelings for Scully. Click.

Gosh Linda, isn't it great that we live at a time in history when no future generation could ever possibly make fun of our clothes, our hairstyles or our copious amount of pubic hair? Pass the hairspray, my hair isn't high enough, yet...

1. You should have listened to your father. 2. **** 3. She voted for Trump. 4. ****

Today's Hodgepodge of Horror
 

Facial fun, stuff, things, dealybobs and the ultimate solution for fucking bike chasing dogs.

When you asked if I wanted to see your big hairy pussy, I guess I misunderstood...

Gif-O-ama
 

Here's some moving things. However, they may not move until you click on them. Just saying.

Likely Captions...or you can invent your own:

1. As part of our breast cancer awareness crusade, I Love You Funny Face would like to remind women to do breast self examinations. We would also like to remind you to let us watch.

2. Better yet, let us do the exams.

3. There is also the sway examination for busty women. If you hear a rattle, get checked. If you get a guy to help, remind him not to get his fingers in there when the equipment is moving. Crushed fingers may result.

4. August was pretty rough. We all need to see this.

5. Then there was that Trek episode where Riker's mind was taken over by a woman smelling, horny alien entity.