Late last night, I was doing a search of sexual expressions no longer in use.
I came across a page titled "Old Sexual Expressions No Longer In Use But Should Be"
This turned up. It's an archaic expression from England used in the 1700's.


"The Apple Dumpling Shop" or "Visiting The Apple Dumpling Shop"

It's a term describing women's breasts or fondling women's breasts.

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Here's an saying that you don't hear much of nowadays..

"Nice tits, shame about the boat race"

The origins of this expression come from London's Cockney Rhyming Slang. Eg. Trouble and strife = wife. Butchers hook = look. Tin lids = kids and so on.

In this case "boat race" is rhyming slang for face.
It's often applied to ladies who have an outstanding physical feature (legs, breasts, hair etc) but are lacking in the facial attractiveness department.

BTW, this pic was shot for another chain thread game on another site, hence the date. The site caters more for original photography rather than the usual "copy and paste" enthusiast.

"Spend a penny"

To go to the toilet.
This saying originated in England when a nominal fee was charged to use public toilets.

A Pict-O-GIF for a Pictionary thread.

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The never ending Nautical terms!
 

Feeling Blue!
:rolleyes:
Meaning:Experiencing feelings of sadness or melancholy, maybe for the Death of the Captain or Shipmate!

This stunning looking wife was Feeling Blue and it wasn't because of a loss, she wanted her hubby to put the camera away!
:mad:

It's good to the that "the rug matches the curtains"

Making use of these Nautical terms again!
 

Sink or Swim!
:D
Meaning: Either fail (sink) or succeed (swim) in an endeavour or task

This adventurous beauty is going to Sink or Swim in trying to get all of these guys off~
:o

"to pull the wool over some one's eyes" - To trick or deceive a person.

This expression originates in Scotland. Highway bandits would often put a woollen hood over their victims heads while they robbed them.

Something different this time!
 

"Rule of Thumb"
:confused:
Meaning: The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated
that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb

This wonderful wife is enjoying being sized Up for this guys Rule of Thumb, right in front of company too!
:D

Still going Nautical~
 

Afterdeck!
:D
Meaning: Deck behind a ship’s bridge.

This stunning wife had this guy trying to mount her Afterdeck, mainly cause he didn't want to tell her doggy style!
:o