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excellent post

Mr Vink started slowly, getting his wife on the soft stuff, then graduated to the hard stuff. First an ear piercing, then the top of the ear, then the navel. soon the lip, next the eye brow. Mrs Vink was so hooked that she would do anything for a needle. The end came when she was spending more time with Hernando, a diseased piercing specialist, than Mr Vink. Finally, Mr Vink found the photos. Alas. But perhaps there is poetic justice after all.

When friends questioned how Mr David Boone (who the court notes is somewhat portly and aged) could have ended up with such a good looking wife, he would usually say that he had sold his soul to Satan. Now he comes to this court insisting that he indeed did do such a thing, and that if the court does not grant the divorce, he will spend eternity with molten pitchforks placed in strategic parts of his anatomy. While the court was first inclined to let Mr Boone lie in the bed he made, I find that there is just enough evidence in the photos to give Mr Boone the benefit of the doubt. And I can see no other reason why a woman of such parts would marry Mr Boone, unless of course she herself had sold her soul and is now paying the price!

So if I understand your testimony, you in fact were NOT aware that your husband was hosting weekly parties for his friends and that your photos were the main attraction? Then where did you think all the empty KY jelly tubes were coming from?

This marriage was doomed to failure from the beginning. It seems that Mr Santiago was specifically named in "Lying Liars and the Lies They Tell", whereas Mrs Santiago was specifically named in "100 People Who Are Screwing Up America!"

For God's sake counsel, next time you bring photos to this court don't blow them up so much. I wasn't sure if I was looking at your client's pussy or the petrified forest! This isn't Cinerama for God's sake. Ok. Bring in the parties and I will rule. Oh, they're already here? Um...strike that last part will you.

Lawyer: Isn't it true that you are guilty of adultery.

Wife under oath in court: Yes, but you'll never prove it!

hoping for an update!!!:)

yes me too
 

hey its been awhile

updates pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

I don't know why we don't upload the zip files to rapidshare instead of getting this annoying daily download limit. WTF......