1. Perhaps the strangest fetish of all; People who have sex dressed as Rudy Giuliani. 2. Deep into his mid-life crisis, Pumpernickel buys a sports car. Six can be a rough year in the life of a dog. 3. Of course I can tell you're wearing one, Spock...that does it, we're calling my guy. 4. Dairy Queen's extremely popular two cups for the price of one promotion.

What the f*ck are YOU looking at?
 

I imagine this bird is her boyfriend, and it talks with the voice of Joe Pesci; What do you mean I'm funny? Funny, how?

Captain, I wish to strongly protest these new uniforms designed by Admiral Kirk...

1. As requested Keptain, the monthly efficiency reports for all female crew members, complete with nude photographs. 2. This is excellent work ensign...excellent work...I'll be in my quarters until further notice. 3. What should I do with the reports for the male crew members? Hmm? Oh, I suppose you can give those to Mister Sulu. 4. ***

1.*** 2.*** 3. And I thought that WE were funny looking...

funny face
 

wife face

Some dude is trying to get drunk, inverted labia, rigatoni and....
 

Why women are usually born with two (2) tits.

Worst boyfriend ever? How bad is this going to be?
 

Well, it depends on if the claws stay retracted or not...

(Hey, go back a page or two...you've probably missed some stuff, like the thanks buttons.)

You don't think anyone is actually reading this thread, do you?
 

It's bleedin' demised, it's passed on, it's kicked the bucket...shuffled off it's mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the beedin' choir invisible...THIS IS AN EX THREAD!

The thread isn't dead...
 

We just need something more impressive than Star Trek, Trump and Muppets. How about this? Her expression at the end sells it.

GIF

Okay, so it needs to be spiced up a little...

Leaked photos from the set of the new Indiana Jones movie; Indiana Jones and the Bright Light at the end of the Tunnel. This is the film's big action sequence, an hour and forty minute chase scene featuring Harrison Ford and a turtle.

C'mon Wilma, you said if I unclogged the toilet bird, you'd let me do anal...

Strange how we never see them at the same time....

It's just getting crazier
 

Now there's Chinese space debris ready to (potentially) fall on your head -and a billion dollar lottery. Guess which one is most likely to occur...

Gif Fun
 

Captions that may apply

1. The secret fantasy of any guy who ever read "Big Uns."
2. For those who fear wind turbines, we can try out a few million of these. Environmentally friendly and really cute.
3. "We GOTTA tip these car wash gals!
4. " YOU try having an orgasm with a cat shoved up your ass, buster!"

Sean Hannity finally fulfills his promise to prove that waterboarding isn't torture...

1. Facinating. The blow to the Captain's head by that falling television set on our time travel mission to 20th century Earth has had a devastating effect on his mind. 2. He seems to believe that he's an Italian automobile mechanic named; Arthur Fonzerelli...

All perfectly normal for a human female, ensign...but let me give you some growth hormones to help with the problem...

1. I'm afraid we're going to have to discontinue our councelling sessions, Mr. Barkley. 2. Why is that, councilor? 3. I don't think I'm getting through to you...whenever we speak, I sense that your mind is focused on something else. 4. ***

Fred's idea to start an amateur porn website; GetYourRocksOff.com, backfires when the first girl to show up for an audition turns out to be Pebbles...

Some absolutely hilarious (and absolutely genuine) comic book panels. Had to edit some of these because Robin isn't an adult.

1. Happy birthday, Mr. Sulu! We all chipped in and got you a little something. 2. Your time is at an end, Kirk...prepare to die horribly! 3. Well gentlemen, it certainly looks bad for me...Yeoman Rand, why aren't you wearing a blouse? 4.****

Baseball trade deadline day...
 

So naturally, gotta start with a muddy baseball joke.

Anderson Cooper Wannabes, Inflation sex burgers, Brit slang and...
 

Auto Dispair.

....

1.*** 2.*** 3. Well, she looked better when I was drunk...

I LOVE YOU FUNNY FACE PRESENTS
 

F***ing hilarious!!

Sometimes Superman is a real dick...

And speaking of real dicks...apparently toupees can reproduce.

Please settle down Senator Romney, this is a respectable porno theater!

Nothing to worry about, honey. I told all the wedding guests you're just extremely constipated.

I LOVE YOU FUNNY FACE PRESENTS...
 

THE FIFTH AMENDMENT

Since it's been in the news...it's the right of every US citizen to cite the Fifth Amendment of the constitution and remain silent when questioned by authorities. So today, I'm exercising my fifth amendment rights. Captions for the pics posted below follow...

1. I take The Fifth.
2. I take The Fifth.
3. Same.
4. Ditto.
5. Not talking.
6. My lips are sealed.
7. Nothing to say.
8. I'm on "Mute."
9. Sorry, not talking.
10. .......................

By the way, an ex president once said that someone who pleads the fifth is probably guilty. Now which president was that???

The informant in Trump's inner circle
 

1. Federal Bureau of Investigation, who's calling please? 2. My name is not important, I wish to remain anonymous...the secret nuclear documents you're looking for are stored in the master suite at Mar-a-Lago, second filing cabinet before the bathroom...between the watersports magazines, and the pornographic Nazi coloring book collection. 3. Goodbye. 4. ***

Five minutes later
 

Hello FBI? This is John Barron...

Hurry Mr. President, there's not a moment to lose....we have to get you to prison right away!

No golden toilets in jail
 

But more golden showers are definitely possible.

Ever think about getting a boob job, sweetheart? You'd look great with six more tits.

With all that business in Mah Lawgo...
 

It kinda makes you wonder what's going on in the rest of Florida...first four may provide an update.