Again, I would like to point out to readers of this thread that in real life you'll get kicked out of these places very quickly if you visibly have a boner

I think we get it and I'm not sure you need to be the police on this thread or determine what is fact or fiction in each and every sauna across Europe for everyone. it's getting old now...

Wrong again. The staff obviously can't be everywhere. I've seen multiple men with visible boners that did not get kicked out because the staff didn't see, and no guests complained.

I agree with Crister and others, there is,adventure to be had, both at saunas,and with the saund as a launching pad. Whatever other needs saunas serve, they are ripe venues for exhibitionism and voyeurism. With a certain amount of courtesy and common sense, adventures can happen without getting yourself expelled. It's surely not universal, they aren't swinger clubs, but the idea that it's only getting a good sweat and sexless appreciation for the human form is simply naive. I would have thought that the point of this thread was to share the exceptional experiences as well as the more mundane. Sadly, certain people can't believe in the range of experuenxes.

i'm at the point now where i think that anything posted here is fiction

maybe a new thread
 

Maybe if we had seperate thread, keep this one as european sauna and then make a seperate one for americans that have never been to a european sauna thread, that way they could post all of their "non fiction" stories there and we wouldnt have to read their experiences

Let's set some things straight:

Of course there's boners in German saunas. Very, very rarely, but there is. As long as your discreet about it, i.e. cover up and think something unsexy and people can tell that youre embarassed, you won't get into trouble. The second you start to waive him around and/or are obviously enjoying the situation in whatever way, it'll be the end of your sauna day - period.

Of course there's sexual activities in German saunas. Even more rarely, up to the point that you can go there for years without ever encountering it, but for sure there is. But: Those are between couples that go there together. It's never, ever with strangers. Or, to put it into perspective: chances a stranger's hitting at you in a sauna are as slim or slimmer than a stranger hitting at you at a bus stop. If you frequently get blown by strangers while waiting for your bus you might get lucky in a sauna. An inconvenient truth: The only strangers that could be willing to have sex with you right there are the ocassional gay dudes.

To set those two facts in relation to the story above: If you were to talk to a single random girl in a sauna while fully erect the normal reaction would be for her to have you kicked out. It is absolutely possible, that there are rare occasions where she does not but, and I cannot stress this enough, you're an idiot if you think that's because she enjoyed it. It's because she's scared and/or disgusted and thinks it'll be over quicker if she plays along. If you don't believe, you seriously should interact with more women socially, they will tell you.

I enjoy this thread a lot and have contributed a few stories myself, but let's just keep the stories true and free of sad misconceptions (and of course absolutely free of made up sad misconceptions).

You must be fun at parties

No offence but you sound like the uncle you dont leave the kids alone with

Yeah, that's true. I've been in Dutch/German saunas countless times, and I don't think I've ever seen a full-on boner. I've seen some semis, but I think that people are wise enough to cover up quickly, if they're unlucky and get an erection.

If I think of myself, I can remember having an erection only twice. The other erection happened when I was wearing a bathrobe, so no one knew. The other happened on my first visit to a German sauna. I was in a pool, when an aufgüss session ended in one of the saunas. I was sitting in the pool, when I saw a large amount of naked people coming out of the opposite sauna, and because I wasn't used to that sight, I got an erection in the pool. I don't think anyone knew about that either, because I managed to kill off most of my erection in the pool and walked out only with a semi. I have had a semi-erection also a couple of times, but it's not that bad, because my semi just looks like I'd have a large penis, and it's not that dangerous if you just cover it up quickly and don't show it around.

But yeah, I think that getting an erection would be ok, as long as you try to hide it, and are not showing it around. Accidents can happen, and people usually understand. But showing an erect penis to someone or showing that you're proud of your erection? That would be a quick way to get thrown out. :D I've seen some people (always foreign guys in Germany) getting in trouble with the security, so that can really happen, and I don't recommend that to anyone. It's much nicer to behave well and bathe like locals.

And having sex in a public sauna is definitely out of question too - those spas are calm and quiet places, and anything that could disrupt that is not accepted. I guess many people have sex (I have had too) at their homes after a sauna visit, but that's a different thing! When in public, you have to behave and be quiet.