some sage advise

and a New Years resolution

I'll watch the signs

some advise for the ladies

I'm gonna hang out my shingle and see if there are any takers

so far I've only got a person to clean my driveway. It's been hell on the guys since the George Lucas layoffs.

So have you thought of a New Years Resolution yet?

You know, where you make a promise to yourself that you may or may not remember on January second, or you promise to change something about yourself that is difficult.

I have not made one, nor will I probably do so.

One of my neighbors called me today and asked me if I could help him clean out his garage for his New Years Eve party. I guess one of his upcoming resolutions was to be better organized.