Maybe you need
 

an autopilot?

Must be the heat!
 

I think it is the heat and the steam. I have somewhat the same reaction in a hot shower!:D

In and on a fire engine/water tender. I am a firefighter. Our state has a lot of wild fires and they supplement the forestry service by sending units from local departments up to the fires on "strike teams". The pay is fantastic and we get it on top of our base pay from our department. I like to take a water tender (tank truck that refills engines) because you do not have to do the extra hard boots on the ground work. Usually they send two engineers (basically people that can drive and operate the rig) because the shifts are 24 hours and we can take turns driving. Two days into a 14 day strike team rotation my partner slipped climbing off the tail board and broke his ankle. They were going to pull both of us because they did not have enough engineers to pull another one from our department but I convinced the chief that I would be fine driving by myself if he could send a rookie up to help me pull hose, keep watch and stuff. Chief sent up a female rookie fresh out of the academy. At first I was pissed because I figured that I would have to do all of the heavy work but she (we will call her "N") pulled her weight like a champ.

Two days after she got there, we were on our 12 hour off rotation and went to the base camp for showers and chow. I always sleep in or on my rig rather than in the big tents with everyone else because I want to watch over my rig, be ready to bug out ahead of everyone else in the event of an evac... and I just don't like people. Anyway, I told N she had to stay with the tender too. We were bored and started played a lot of cards. Two nights in she said we should make it interesting and play strip black-jack. Being the senior and in command of the unit I never would have made a move on her and I generally have a no dipping my pen in company ink policy but against my better judgement agreed.* She ended up naked first and as she lost more hands agreed to do favors. Nothing too wild she just gave me a hand job and let me feel her tits.That night she joined me sleeping on the crosslay hose bed (an area between the tank and the cab where the hoses are folded) under the stars. It is not as sexy as it sounds, we both were wearing our wildland pants and jackets but it was nice to have someone to hold.

Our next off rotation was during daylight so nothing happened. We tried to catch some sleep in the cab with bandannas over our faces to block out light and I kept the engine running so we had AC (Hey the Forest Service was paying for the diesel). The following rotation off we skipped the cards and went straight to fooling around. We made out for a while. She sucked me and finished me with her hand and I ate her out. We then hit the sack. The last two nights off we fucked though I had to be careful because I did not have any condoms and she said she was not on birth control and did not know enough about her cycle to go based on that so I pulled out. We fucked a couple times in the cab and once on the hose bed when we were actually on duty at night but waiting for engines to come to us for water. We were about half a mile to a mile from the fireline in a turnout so we would be able to hear well in advance if someone was coming up or down the road.


Driving home we agreed that it was fun but what happened on the strike team had to stay there. I had a family and we were in different places professionally which added to the inappropriateness of it. I was sure it would be weird when we got back but it was not. Neither of us ever talked about it again to each other and there were no weird vibes. It was just a no strings attached, no emotions hookup. The only person I have ever told other than this post is my best friend that I went to college with.


I realized that I never described her which most people do in these stories. She was young, probably 19 or so. She was short and stocky; not fat just solid and strong. She was probably almost as strong as me. I never once heard her complain about any physical stuff or have difficulty with a task which is rare for a female firefighter. She had small boobs (large A or small B) that had almost no sag to them at all. Her hair was short, almost a butch pixie cut. I had always assumed that she was a lesbian and I never heard her talk about a boyfriend or saw her with anyone so who knows she may have been one that crossed over out of boredom. Her legs and pubes were not shaved or trimmed. She is not anywhere close to what I would normally consider my type but under the circumstances she looked pretty damn good.

Fire Station
 

With my girl friend on the back of a fire engine (hose bed), while the other guys were in a different part of the station.

My ex gave me a blowjob in the rear galley of a 757 on a mostly empty red-eye flight.

I could not for the life of me figure out why we were on this awful flight even after I was introduced to the flight attendant in charge who had been her roommate during training. Everything about the schedule was stupid and I was pissed off at her. No upgrade, we left late and would arrive hours before our hotel was ready, I couldn't sleep and was just stewing about it.

Somewhere over Tennessee her friend came back to our seats and said "The girls are eating and Dave is shitting, I think we have at least ten minutes" and walked us to the back. She stood facing down the aisle while Sarah sat in the folding seat and quickly made me cum twice while her friend watched the whole time.

A few months later her friend gave me a blowjob too but in our living room at home.

You’re talking about Notre Dame in your first item .

Places
 

My wife and I have had sex in adult bookstores,adult theaters,front lawn of a church blowjobs on the beach..

In a lifeboat while in port, then on a 747 in flight
 

Picked up a good-looking girl who had just arrived in town. She hadn't yet made plans to stay anywhere so she hiked with me the several miles to the harbor where my ship was tied up. We snuck aboard, climbed up into one of the lifeboats, arranged some lifejackets to form a mattress, and had at it all night. Next morning was a workday, with lots of deck crew around, so we had to time our escape just right.

Another unusual place was on a 747. In case you didn't know, most 747s have a crew rest area in the top of the fuselage just forward of the tail fin. It has a few full-size bunks with reading lamps and draw curtains for privacy. You access it from the rear galley. I was on a cross-country flight with a coworker who had connections with the airline industry, and she talked one of the flight attendants into letting us use the space for an hour. We noticed some hashmarks scratched onto the bulkhead, and after we finished and got back down to the main cabin and the flight attendants told us what the marks were for, we had to go back up and add ours.

Victoria Secret dressing room
 

In a Victoria Secret dressing room at a mall. This was 25 years ago, she was 24 and I was 42. We still see each other about twice a year and her and I are both happily married back then and now

Vacant store in a big mall
 

Wife was the gm of this mall a few years back, she called me one afternoon telling me how horny she was. (This isnt and wasn’t normal). Instead of waiting for her to get home I went to her. She had keys to a vacant store I went down on her in the store kinda hiddenish in the openish was pretty crazy. She got spooked so we finished in the bathroom, dress hiked up I was fucking her bent over the sink. Pretty sure I took her panties home with me and let her finish her working day.