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Fox Mulder 11-07-2010 10:26 PM

Strange...
 
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Here's some goofy faces- and one girl licking a pussy. Watch out! One of them is pointing a one eyed trouser snake at you!

Fox Mulder 11-12-2010 01:41 AM

The Sex Clown
 
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Invite this woman to your bedroom and see if you can keep a straight face...

Fox Mulder 11-12-2010 12:55 PM

Fun Felatio Faces
 
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Blowin' it big time...

Fox Mulder 11-12-2010 10:17 PM

Get Your Goofy Girl Faces Here!
 
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Here's a potato chip duck along with the USA's secret blond weapon in the war on terror, a sun smoocher and a bottle sucking loon...we even have a crazed Yankee fan...yuk it up!

Fox Mulder 11-18-2010 10:25 PM

Time For More Captions
 
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1. The final step in the great human blow fish experiment was to get a pair to mate.
2. A clerk at KFC, Kendra thought all meat was finger lickin' good!
3. Now that her housemates were asleep, Kim had the dildo all to herself...
4. Meet Becky Landry, nude cowgirl detective.
5. This picture isn't really all that funny, until you see "Boner Bob" back there...
6. This is what the conservatives fear...lesbian peer pressure recruiting.
7. Not really funny...kinda sexy actually. I want to kiss it too!
8. This one is funny- a re enactment of the old Coppertone add with the dog and little girl.
9. This is how plying your date with alcohol can backfire on you...zzzzzz!
10. "Marcy! The TWO main reasons you get more dates than me are right down there!"

Fox Mulder 11-18-2010 10:48 PM

More Captions For Ya
 
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1. America has so many horny gorgeous babes, you can find 'em laying spread eagle beside our roads!
2. Haley was an imaginative girl, and loved blowing her boyfriend- who by the way, was named Harvey.
3. The pen is mightier than the tongue?
4. The fuzzy pen is also mightier than the tongue?
5. This is kinda funny...and kinda hot.
6. "OK...don't tell me, mmnngh...uh, I'm going to guess...warm tapioca pudding?"
7. After pinching Jodie's ass, this was the last thing the park pervert saw.
8. As a couple, Jan and Jill just couldn't see eye to eye.
9. OK...who slipped the bride the sour Gummy Bears just before the kiss?
10. A Giant's fan seeks to demonstrate just how badly the Texas Rangers choked.

Fox Mulder 11-19-2010 12:49 PM

More Girls Goofing Around
 
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Some funny faces and amusing situations hopefully causing a grin to start your casual Friday. Someone has even spread out a picnic you can enjoy for lunch. You probably aren't as interested in that lone potato chip so much as that delicious spread.

Fox Mulder 11-19-2010 01:00 PM

Yeah...Too Bad The Pic Is Small. (Even if she isn't!)
 
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Originally Posted by NorthernBoy (Post 814946)
Got to love this one!

Thanks,

NB

Thank you NB!

Fox Mulder 11-21-2010 11:10 PM

Just A Few Funny Faces
 
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Ha ha...

sealand 11-22-2010 12:37 PM

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More funny faces

Fox Mulder 11-23-2010 11:57 PM

A Mix Of Pix
 
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Tonight we've got unhappy facial recipients, a silly drunk, levitating lesbians and some goofy looks to enjoy...

dave_9er 11-24-2010 12:11 AM

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I can almost hear her saying "you fuckin bastard" :D

Fox Mulder 11-24-2010 12:18 AM

That's What I Thought...
 
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Originally Posted by dave_9er (Post 817614)
I can almost hear her saying "you fuckin bastard" :D

...and judging from the look in her eyes and the set of her jaw I think she's gonna GET that fuckin' bastard.

Fox Mulder 11-26-2010 12:36 AM

You Do The Math
 
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Young Women+ Camera= Funny and Sexy

Fox Mulder 11-29-2010 05:17 PM

More Funnies
 
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Of course, the Yankees suck.

Fox Mulder 12-05-2010 11:33 PM

Funny Faces
 
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I keep finding pictures of women "hiding" behind a penis. I almost started a separate thread- but decided to include a few here instead.

Fireplace 12-06-2010 04:02 PM

I love this thread!! :)

Fox Mulder 12-31-2010 10:43 PM

Final Funny Faces...
 
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...in a funny year

Fox Mulder 01-04-2011 01:09 AM

We've Got It All
 
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There are funny faces, a snow woman, an aborted "self" shot, and a unique beverage holder. There's a gum chewing oral babe, a blond giving us the finger who vaguely reminds me of Christopher Lloyd...and of course, someone flashing her pussy.

Fox Mulder 01-04-2011 11:05 PM

More Funny Faces To Love
 
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Now why would the last girl point her pistol at us? Could it be the apparent piercing in her forehead? Ouch!

Fox Mulder 01-07-2011 12:47 AM

Time For More Captioned Pictures
 
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1. After hypnosis, Joan believed she was a dog named Bruno.
2. On paper, Mindy was one great little cock sucker.
3. Sure, there was that basket of laundry to get done, but Mary had other plans.
4. Denise wasn't a great basketball player- but she was good at distracting opponents.
5. "$96.83 for cheap plastic junk? Kiss my ass, Wal-Mart!"
6. Not so much funny as amazing...pretty damned good vertical leap!
7. Rona the Viking Coed returns from the boys dorm with the spoils of victory.
8. I'd say a better name for these jeans is "Paris Blews"...because these have blown.
9. "I jush love the air...give me a lil' kish, air..."
10. Two tushy salute, and goodnight to you all.

Fox Mulder 01-09-2011 12:20 AM

More Caption Pics
 
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(You DO remember, the captions read left to right top to bottom)
1. "Of course I remember what happened last time- but I just can't help myself. I love ass!"
2. Beverly decided the best way to disappoint bullies was to give herself wedgies.
3. "Tan ass, anyone?"
4. YOU MAKE UP THE CAPTION FOR THIS ONE (IDEAS ENCOURAGED)
5. "Dear, your father wants to know if you...uh...what the hell are you doing, anyway?"
6. Dirty Dancing. Michigan style. Go Wolverines!
7. The transportation department is testing the visibility of the new sexy uniforms for meter maids
8. Popular lesbian Chiropractor Louise has her own special treatment for lumbar discomfort

Fox Mulder 01-09-2011 11:18 PM

More Caption Pics
 
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1. Julie thought she had found a gentle lesbian lover, but in truth she had encountered a menstrual vampire!
2. "So you want me to make dinner instead of going out to eat? Let me think about it..."
3. When your little brother constantly pees in the pool, you never want to accidentally swallow the water
4. The little mermaid got her wish to become human...but old habits die hard.
5. My sister can lick yours! Any day, man! So there! Huh!
6. Like a kid in a candy store, Lesbian Betty could never make up her mind. Start high? Or...dive dive dive!
7. More sexy than funny. However, I like the look on the chubby dude's face. The girl with him is oblivious.
8. Would you watch more deodorant commercials if they featured nipple rings?

jickler 01-10-2011 12:45 PM

haha
 
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lolhaha

Fox Mulder 01-13-2011 10:12 PM

Caption Pics...Again
 
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1. Veronica lost her bet with the Johnson twins and it was time to pay.
2. Thanks to my wife's subtle reminders, I never lose my car keys.
3. Dr. Suzy Slashentear, specializing in circumcision.
4. "If this erection last longer than four hours, should I consult a physician?'
5. John shoved it in her mouth so deep he did brain damage
6. Jenny now knows better than to go barefoot around Fiona "Foot Fetish" Feldstein.
7. "Hee hee hee...we're NOT serious lesbians...hee hee hee!"

afwtk 01-15-2011 01:22 AM

Funny face, from another post
 
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Found this somewhere else on the board...

Fox Mulder 01-17-2011 11:52 PM

CAPTAIN CAPTION AND HIS COMIC CREW
 
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(AS USUAL CAPTIONS READ LEFT TO RIGHT TOP TO BOTTOM:D)

1. When Wimpy Wally told his wife Mary she'd get a facial in the bathtub, this is not what she had in mind.
2. "OK neighbor. Look out your back door. Clean up the mess your dog left in my front yard or my wife will just shit!"
3. No one fills out a little black dress like "Double D-Cup Debby!"
4. The last blow job cheatin' Jimmy ever got from his gal, Bobbi Sue.
5. Another member of "Lube Lickers Anonymous" falls off the wagon.
6. One perk lesbian roommates share is the spontaneous cunnilingus on the kitchen floor.
7. Voyeur Vick bought scuba gear and an underwater camera...waited long hours on the bottom, and then one day...
8. NEVER come to a lingerie party empty handed when you were the one who was supposed to bring the wine!
9. Cindy was showing her boyfriend her tits on SKYPE when a deadly computer virus hit.
10. Seconds later Gina let loose with a violent sneeze...her penis allergy was back.

rogetuk 01-18-2011 03:46 AM

Brilliantly funny thread !!
 
am loving the captions that go with the pics Vince, keep up the great work buddy :D x

Fox Mulder 01-18-2011 10:06 PM

CAPTIONED PICS FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED
 
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(You know the drill. They read left to right. Top to bottom.)
1.Tina loved facials, but she was always careful to protect her expensive hearing aids.
2.This is the sort of picture a gal gets in her e-mail when she pisses off her lesbian partner.
3.Like football players, lesbians take water breaks too.
4.SURVIVOR: Isle Of Lesbos. Nobody gets immunity.
5.If you are big and strong and mean enough, you can warm your bald head on a cold day any way you want.
6.The next time Julie and Aimee try cunnilingus in the bathtub they will use much less soap. "Yeach!"
7.Yes, guys like sports. No, WE don't lick the pictures of our favorite players. (Most of us don't anyway)
8.How do you ruin a hot lesbian photo? Put this idiot in the background.

Fox Mulder 01-22-2011 10:02 PM

CAPTION CAPTION TAKES A REST
 
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Just some funny faces tonight.

Fox Mulder 01-24-2011 10:55 PM

CAPTIONS ARE BACK
 
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1. "Gosh, Jerry! Your mom is the best!"
2. "First one to an orgasm gets to fuck the bellhop!" (The Johnson sisters were very competitive.)
3. "Hi Honey...no, the kids are at a friend's house and I'm just spending the night with a good book." (LIAR!)
4. If you hold a shell to your ear you hear the ocean. Put a breast to your ear and you hear Bolero.
5. The daughter of that old lady in "Something About Mary" (Didn't see the movie? You won't get it.)
6. The Sisterhood of the Banana Hats.
7. Sometimes known as cannon balling.
8. Cleavage and tongue...that's all this picture is saying.
9. Which one of these woman is suffering from the agony of mud crack?
10. "Mission Control, this is Houston...do we have a blow job?" (John loves it when Mary plays "Blast Off" with him.)

lamer_37 01-25-2011 03:45 AM

captions=briliant sir!

These are so pretty funny faces and I shure do luv them!!!

Thanks for the finds and adds and keep this thread goin', bro!!!!


:D

Fox Mulder 01-25-2011 07:22 PM

WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM THESE TWO PHOTOS?
 
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That tits are handy and cum sorta tickles.

Fox Mulder 01-27-2011 11:16 PM

CAPTIONS ARE BACK
 
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(As usual, read left to right, top to bottom...or else.)
1. It's been proven: When firefighters dress like this, arson statistics in their fire district will rise.
2. Seconds later, someone blew up a paper bag and popped it, and Amber's modeling career was over.
3. It's called "Public displays of Affection" (PDF) and it's upsetting sexually repressed people everywhere!
4. All the kids wanted to pose for a picture with Lenny's corpse.
5. Line dancing in my neighborhood is just a little different.
6. The call girl from the Yeti Escort Service has arrived.
7. "Cindy, you are getting sleeeepy...Now, when we snap our fingers you will awake and go down on both of us."
8. If Janet didn't hold them back, her breasts would eventually destroy the entire world.

c.darksun 01-28-2011 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by vince wiley (Post 862031)
(As usual, read left to right, top to bottom...or else.)
1. It's been proven: When firefighters dress like this, arson statistics in their fire district will rise.
2. Seconds later, someone blew up a paper bag and popped it, and Amber's modeling career was over.
3. It's called "Public displays of Affection" (PDF) and it's upsetting sexually repressed people everywhere!
4. All the kids wanted to pose for a picture with Lenny's corpse.
5. Line dancing in my neighborhood is just a little different.
6. The call girl from the Yeti Escort Service has arrived.
7. "Cindy, you are getting sleeeepy...Now, when we snap our fingers you will awake and go down on both of us."
8. If Janet didn't hold them back, her breasts would eventually destroy the entire world.

looks like you pulled most, if not all of these from **********.

You should be ashamed!!

michlucca 01-28-2011 07:04 AM

different kind of facial
 
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diifferent kind of facial

john_thomas 01-28-2011 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ribalding (Post 770550)
It's amazing how the internet has changed what we notice in our erotica. In those dark days Before Web, any nekkid chick would do the trick. Then came baud rates and loose women with daddy issues. Huzzah. As our access grew, so did our tastes narrow - in inverse proportion.

Now?

We've such a superfluity of material as to allow us the freedom of looking at their faces. Amazing. We've got so much porn we can specialize.

This particular thread is about chicks making funny faces. There are ten PAY sites devoted to women posing with inflated balloons. (And no, that's not a euphemism.) Most of the women are even clothed. Odd. But whatever. Hurray individual taste!

This thread has inspired me. I'm going to start collecting pics of amateurs posing in front of the really nice home theater/stereo systems.

Why?

Because it's 2010, everybody's got a digital camera, and I can.

God bless America.

Good point, Ribalding, I have a large collection of naked women in public with public telephones, just because.
Unfortunately most are watermarked, so I can't share them here. :(

Fox Mulder 01-28-2011 10:11 PM

CUTE AND FUNNY FACES...
 
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...that I take the time to post to make people laugh. Anyone who dislikes the thread theme or has issues with the pictures are welcome to simply use their one click to look at other chicks elsewhere. It's America in 2010. I have a digital camera and a computer.

Fox Mulder 01-30-2011 08:29 PM

CAPTIONS RETURN
 
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1. Proof that lesbian shampoo has secret ingredients your shampoo lacks.
2. Sheila knew how to pick 'em...
3. "If we get really drunk, we'll get out your strap on and try this without clothes!"
4. "Get away from me! Your breath smells like Julie's pussy!" (Amy always forgot to brush after cheating)
5. "No! I'm not talking about my cat! The cucumber is stuck in ME! Please send an ambulance dammit!"
6. Another Nocturnal Lesbian Pantie Thief finds a victim. When will women learn to stay off their turf at night?
7. Sven, the clean cut young Viking, often ravaged and pillaged at the sorority house on weekends.
8. All they ever did was make faces with their clothes on, so Abbey and Jill lost the contract with the porn producer.
9. The picture proved that drunk and passed out wallflower Gina got lei-ed on Saturday night after all.

shyrlock 01-31-2011 07:48 AM

Outstanding thread!
 
The viewer rating ststem needs to ha an extra star for posts like this/


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