Zaftig
 

Zaftig: 1) A deliciously plump woman. 2) chubby. Origin: German word (saftig) for "juicy" or "hefty"


Bro1: Your lady looks too chubby for my tastes.
Bro2: Man, there's just more cushion for the pushin. Have you talked to her? She has a nice personality.
Bro3: Are you trying to say that your zaftig is phat? :rolleyes:




165 pictures in the attached ZIP.

great work as always!:D

VPL
 

VPL: An acronym for Visible Panty Line. Seriously, if you did not know this, how did you find this forum?!?!;)

Sasha wondered if her husband noticed that she left the house with a vpl, but returned without one. She had one helluva good time at the bachelorette party.

While VPLs are usually limited to hefty girls who wear clothes that are too tight; I have to give props to my MILF neighbor for showing off the finest VPL I have ever seen on a gal in tennis skirt. I managed to get some photos.

VTL
 

VTL: Acronym for Visible Thong Line. Self explanatory. This is the VPL's sexy little sister.

Dave: Admit it, when you saw your sister's VTL, for a split second, you weren't thinking of her as your sister anymore.
Brian: You're wrong. It was much long than a split second.

just finished filing all pix will post some soon love the pictionary Dog

Bunny Strength
 

Bunny Strength: The inexplicable lack of inhibitions brought about when a woman wears bunny ears.

Chad: Damn! Turn the car around, I forgot the bunny ears at the apartment!
Jason: What?!? Why are you so upset? Forget it, let's just get to the sorority party!
Chad: Dude, the bunny ears will make the coeds do crazy stuff. Alcohol is for amateurs. Haven't you ever heard of bunny strength? If you want a girl to get naked and funky, you just need to give her a pair of bunny ears.

Daughter: Mom, I'm so embarrassed, I let my friends give me a champagne enema at the party last night!
Mom: In front of everyone!?!? We need to call the police! You must have been drugged!
Daughter: I don't know what happened. Chad gave me these cute bunny ears, and I couldn't resist.
Mom: Ooooh...[gives knowing nod]....he gave you bunny strength.



More examples of Bunny Strength are available in here:

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=70693 [Harcore]

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...&postcount=106 [Upskirt & Downblouse]

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=26749 [ENF]

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...&postcount=498 [Sexy Amateurs]

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=8789 [Sexy vids]

Love the Bunny!, shew seems to be lots of fun.

i love this thread. i want more contributions :D

This is to funny!

Starfish
 

Starfish: (1) A sphincter, especially when spread; (2) Occurs during an orgy when five or more guys encircle one girl.

Bl33dy: Sorry Dognheat, when Amanda asked for a starfish, I thought I needed call on a bunch of friends from OCC, but it turns out she wanted to me to decorate her, well, umm, starfish! At least she let me take a picture.


Keep some towels nearby, after your starfish, your going to be covered in salty slime!


For more pictures of starfish (1): https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=70105 [Sexy Am]

Also: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=69300 [ENF]

And starfish (2) here (for starters!): https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=29727 [XXX]

:eek::eek::eek::D:D:D

Emo
 

Emo: (Short for emotional) Goth-like chicks, only less dark and more Harry Potter, who like to photograph themselves.

Punkrock: That emo you landed must have been a freak in bed!
Fango: All she ever wanted to do was talk, but she was kind enough to send me hundreds of pictures while we dated.

She might be an emo if she has nineteen different shades of hair color! Check out these links:

Redhead: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=90329

Black: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=86233

Various: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=77022

Various: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=79979

too wild and fun
 

this is a fun tread. i am new and i am learning you are a lot of fun thank you:p

Butterface
 

Butterface: A woman who's body is disproportionately more attractive than her face. In succinct, politically incorrect terms: Great body, ugly face. Note on pronunciation: Some folks refer to this as a buttaface.

Orion: I'm taking that flirty woman home with me tonight!
Jack: The butterface :confused: Man, you drank more than I thought!
Orion: Alright jackass, have fun masturbating! I know that butterfaces are d-i-r-t-y in bed and I am going to get some tonight!


Here's another thread for these types of pictures: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=63656

:) Cool thread. Very informative and educational. Could also get you in trouble.

Firecrotch
 

A person who had fiery-red pubes. Thus, a crotch that looks like fire.
A person with fire red pubic hair.
A red headed person with red freckles and red pubic hair.


Synonym: Lindsay Lohan
Oh yea, that ravishing red-head Alyssa? She's def a firecrotch.

uh oh! :o How? :confused:

Nice addition!! :cool::cool:

Great thread
 

After a busy and hectic day, I needed to laugh, this definitely made my day!

Dognheat .. Is this thread exclusive for U or U allow others to post too ?. Maybe I could share an expression or two.

Please post your ideas too. My threads are NOT exclusive. Everyone is welcome and encouraged to participate. I only ask that we stay on topic! :):):)

Funbags
 

1) Large breasts that are fun to play with.

2) A woman with large breasts.


1) "Roberta Pedon had a great set of funbags."

2) "I'd like you to meet my date, Funbags. She calls herself 'Shirley'."

O-Face
 

O-Face: The facial expression one makes at the pinnacle of an orgasm. The lips are typically pursed into an "O" shape.

Plastic Surgeon: Ms. Ironbox, I am instructing you to achieve three orgasms a day for the next two weeks.
Ironbox: [blushing and angry] I beg your pardon!?!?
Plastic Surgeon: Your facial spasms and eye twitches will surely dissipate with a genuine regiment of O-face therapy.

GF: Shit! Now we're screwed! Didn't you hear me whispering: Don't! and Stop!?
BF: Umm, I heard you whispering: Don't stop! Plus, you came, and that was the reason we parked here.
GF: My minister drove past and I couldn't hide my O-face.
BF: Meh. Just tell him you were praising God.
GF: In a cemetery?!?!


And yes, this clip will make the hardest dick go limp, but Office Space made this Urban Pictionary term famous:
hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6UPR3OdroY

Santaphile
 

Santaphile: a person who dresses in a Santa costume to take advantage of women.


The Grinch may have stolen Cindy Loo Who's Christmas, but it was a Santaphile who took her virginity!

Melvin
 

Melvin: A frontal wedgie, especially when the woman's thong or panties physically tuck in between her labia.

Ow! That atomic wedgie gave me a melvin!!

I always buy my wife thongs that are one size too small. She complains, but after she's been out all night with a melvin, she's always in the mood for sex.

Gothalicious
 

Gothalicious: Describes a gal who, underneath the jet back hair, piercings, and baggy clothes, sports a mouth watering body.

After getting "Fallen Chaos" a/k/a Stefanie into bed with me, I realized how deeply I had under-estimated her body. Take off the baggy pants with all of the zippers, and that black trench coat and :eek:!! She has supple breasts with puffy nipples, a sweet, firm ass, and best of all, she's a freak in the sack. I wonder if all chicks are gothalicious?

Despite your grave warnings, "Cat Beezlebub" a/k/a Susan, is not a penis vampire, she is simply gothalicious!


More details and photos of Gothalicious sisters' (emo chicks) are available here:
https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...2&postcount=52

There are 13 gothalicious pictures in the attached ZIP.

Inflight Refueler
 

Inflight Refueling: A gal who brings her drink or continues drinking while peeing.

Older Sister: C'mon, let's go to the bathroom.
Younger Sister: Where should I put my drink?
Older Sister: This is a frat party - BRING your drink! We encourage Inflight Refueling at Umass!

Someone should have warned Sally about the dangers of Inflight Refueling with liquor. She's going to black out!


And of course, if you like pictures of Girls Caught Peeing (and engaging in Inflight Refueling), here's the link to *the* most popular ENF thread on OCC:
https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=35274

cum bubbler
 

Cum Bubbler: One who blows bubbles with cum.

My sexretary looked like a cum bubbler after I gave her a field load of throat babies.


If you enjoyed this photo, there are more in this thread:

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=71226

oohhh god, i love this thread. lost internet for a while. really glad to see ya kept up the good work in my absence

Thanks, mate. I always appreciate the positive feedback. Do you have any more ideas? I think you'll like my next one. ;)

Duck Face
 

Duck Face: A sad, but laughable epidemic hitting young women, whereby the aspiring amateur models (frequently self-shot) purse their lips into something between a pout (protruding lower lip) and a kiss (protruding both lips in an "o" shape) into a flat duck bill.

Jim: Amanda's pictures were getting hot, especially when she got topless, but then she made a duck face. That ruined it for me.
Bob: What's a duck face?
Jim: Check it out on Youtube. hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0ohT89flgc Catchy tune and funny.

Alex: If this is such an epidemic, how come I've never heard of it?
Cavemanc: Are you kidding, I practically coined the term over a year ago! Check it out:
https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...8&postcount=14

haha nice. i saw the video about a month ago, and its hilarious. its really a horid epidemic lol.
great work as always, bud

Regretabate
 

Regretabate: to masturbate about something you are regretting.

I bet this guy is going to regretabate when he sees that the hottie in seat C was flashing her husband at 30,000 feet while he passed out from eating too much airline food in seat D!


By the way, who wants that guy manning the exit hatch on an aircraft? :rolleyes:

Vatican Roulette
 

Vatican Roulette: The only method of birth control endorsed by the Vatican. Also known as the rhythm method.

I tried to put on a condom, but she told me condoms were a sin. I barely pulled out in time to unload on her belly.


Vatican Roulette doesn't scare me because I only cum on the face or in the ass.



I played Vatican Roulette for years, but I think my luck just ran out.

Ducttapify
 

Ducttapify: To use duct tape (duck tape) to improve something.

Roomie 1: "Are you sure you want me to tape your tits together with duct tape? You already look great!?!?"
Roomie 2: "Absolutely, since a normal bra can't contain my funbags, we need to ductapify them for the talent show."


Now we know how Sheila developed that miraculous cleavage for the Greek Formal! She ductapified her a-cups!

Comando
 

Comando: To go out without underwear; sans panties.

I like to surprise guys by going to bars commando, in short denim skirts.


I snapped a bunch of under-the-table photos of Fern, but I was sad to see that she was not going comando. Prude.

Shanghai Shampoo
 

Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Then proceed to to blow it in her hair. Massage into scalp and rinse. Repeat if necessary.

CEUs
 

What an outstanding thread! Can we get continuing education credits for reading all the posts? :D

We'd need a respectable name for the course. Maybe:

Spectacular Weekly Electronic Eduction for Things Tomorrow's Independent Thinkers Support

Or

SWEET TITS :)

I'd want it to be a hand's on course. ;)

Just noticed that phrase. It's awesome. That phrase deserves some recognition in this thread.

Vampire Goggles
 

Vampire Goggles: This effect occurs when a woman dresses in costume, normally a bit more revealing then every day wear, thereby appearing hotter than she does when dressed in normal attire. Vampire Goggles have a reverse effect on women in costume whereby a man gains the power to convince his costumed woman to pose for some photos.

See also: Bunny Strength

I wish I got to wear these vampire goggles everyday!

My vampire goggles worked! Prudish Megan looked instantly hotter when she put on the devil horns and then she gave me a personal fashion show of her racey underwear.


Enjoy these High Resolution Photos; ZIPS to follow....:)

Vampire Goggles ZIP 1 of 3
 

Vampire Goggles - the ZIPS.

Note: I would classify these as non-nude photos. The pictures in the ZIPS get progressively more revealing, so the third ZIP is probably the best one here. Enjoy them all if you like to see a woman moving from dressed to undressed. You can download each ZIP and open it independent of the others.

The first ZIP contains photos like this one:

Attachment 2754947


*****The ZIPS are only going to upload one at a time for me, so here's the first*****

There are 127 photos in all of the ZIPs. Enjoy.

Vampire Goggles ZIP 2 of 3
 

The second ZIP contains photos like this one:

Attachment 2754961


*****The ZIPS are only going to upload one at a time for me, so here's the second*****

There are 127 photos in all of the ZIPs. Enjoy.