Closing Time
 

It's late. The show is closing for the day. I headed back to my office to catch up on some paperwork. So, I opened the door and WTF

Up Bright and Early
 

These two models were up bright and early.

Guest Apperence by Herdez
 

Guest apperance by the Herdez women.

Don't Lean on the Car
 

Had to tell these models not to lean on the cars.

Former VP Kamala
 

Big surprise. Kamala Harris showed up.

Me: Kamala, welcome. What brings you here?
Kamala: As a former VP, I no longer have a government provided car. So, I'm here looking for a car to buy.

Me: I'm sure you'll find something you like.
Kamala: Do you want a hand job?
Me: Thanks for the offer but I'm on duty. But if you insist.
Kamala: I insist.

Another Model Lifted
 

Lifting the models in the horizonal "V" position is starting to be a trend.

Women From a Car Rental Company
 

Some women from a car rental company came looking at the new cars.

Cars on the Parking Lot
 

With so many cars and motorcycles to display, we ran out of room inside the mall so we had to resort to using the mall parking lot to handle the overflow. Here's one of the nude models standing next to one of the display cars.

Male Models/Hosts
 

I was afraid it would come to this. Due to demands by the ladies, the Show organizers have agreed to also have nude male models/hosts. A committe of females have been struck to check each male candidate to ensure they have the original male apparatus. I decided I should be the first male volunteer. Bear in mind 99.8% of car purchase decisions are made by females.

Posing with Audience Members
 

There's a great demand by male audience members to pose with our nude female models/hostesses. The standard fee is $20 per person but the ladies also get lots of tips. Not sure where they pocket the money. The models keep 100% of the fee and tips, nothing goes to the house.

Motorcycle Babes
 

The motorcycles were a major draw for the younger crowd.

Last Stop at the Auto Shop
 

It's late.I'm going to call it a night. My last stop is to check in on the auto shop where no doubt the mechanics are hard at work getting the cars ready for to-morrow. I opened the door and WTF.

Getting Intimate in a Car
 

Here I'm demonstrating how easy it is to get intimate in a car. Thanks to Simone who kindly agreed to be my partner in this demonstration.

Storage Room
 

Hanna showing that there are lots of storage room to transport your stuff. Great if you have to leave town quickly to avoid your creditors and/or a mad husband.

Nude Woman in Car
 

What could be better than a nude woman in your car?

Getting Intimate in Car 2
 

Here I am again demonstrating how easy it is to get intimate in a car. Thanks to my partner Debbie in this demonstration.

Gail Lying Down
 

Me: Gail, wake up. You're lying down on the job again.
Gail: Sorry about that. It's been a long day.

It's Getting Late
 

so I'm going to call it a night but first I'll take a peep at how the mechnics in the auto shop are working hard to get the cars ready for to-morrow. I opened the door and WTF.

Wednesday
 

is not quite as hectic. Middle of the week and there's a big storm outside (still Winter after all).
Here we have 3 models demonstrating how much stuff you can load in your car. Be careful you don't strain your back lifting all that stuff.

Last demonstration for to-night
 

Wednesday, middle of the week is always a bit slower. Since it is less busy and there is a storm outside I decided to give just one demonstration on how to be intimate in a car. Janice has kindly agreed to be my partner. Young couples are always interested in these demonstrations.

The Show Continues
 

The show still attracting big crowds.

So Many Cars So Little Time
 

Cars and cycles rule.

February 23rd
 

The show closes on Sunday February 23rd. Catch it while you can.

Early this morning I went to check on the boys and girls in the auto shop. WTF! I got out of there fast and then went to check the motorcycles.

Canada Rules
 

Last night. Some of our nude models and spectators went to the bar to watch on the big screen Canada take on the U.S.A. in hockey. Canada won 3-2. All the female servers also decided to get naked.

OMG Photos are starting to emerge on social media of what happened in the bar.

More Pics
 

from the bar last night.

Can't Tell the Difference
 

It got to the point where one couldn't tell the difference between our nude models and the bar's nude servers.

Contest Winners
 

Some of the girls at our local high school won tickets and a free trip to watch the Canada vs U.S. hockey game in Boston. After the game they were invited to the team's dressing room. Unfortunately, they were allowed in prematurely.

2 More Models
 

showing off.

Car showing
 

Puppys out

Prime Minister
 

The PM dropped by earlier to-day.

Sprained Ankle
 

Oh crap, I twisted my ankle while dancing wth the nude models. My friend took me to the hospital.

Nurse: What seems to be the problem?
Me: I think I twisted my ankle.

Nurse: Ok let's try this.
Then she turned to one of the student nurses and said "now. you try it".
Me: Ankle still hurts. I think we need all the student nurses take a turn.

Nurse: Feel better now?
Me: All good.
Nurse: Take it easy on that ankle for a few days.

P.S. Someone took a pic of me dancing.

Female Hockey Fans
 

Some female hockey fans showed up at the auto show wearing the jersies of their favourite teams. They were quick to flash the crowd.

Saturday Night at the Auto Show
 

The auto show is packed.

Lady Bits
 

Our nude models were happy to show their lady bits.

Pinch Hitting
 

Oh darn. Brad didn't show. Probably got drunk again. As much as I dislike doing it, I'll have to pinch hit for Brad and demonstrate how it is so easy to get intimate in a car.

Last Day
 

To-day is the last day of the auto show. Early this morning I dropped by the auto shop to see how the mechanics were doing. WTF!

Last day or not, the show must go on.

Members of the audience
 

exposing themseives.

Brad didn't Show Again
 

so once again I was pressed into service to demostrate how to get intimate in a car.

Danica Patrick
 

showed up unannouced. We invited her to get naked but she politely declined.