The Day After
 

To-day is the day after the Mall Christmas party last night.

Event organizer: Santa, why aren't you ready to go to the Christmas display?
Santa: I feel terrible. I had too much to drink at the party last night.


Event organizer: We can't keep all the kids and their parents waiting. I'll send in two Elves to sober you up.

Santa is a Babe Magnet
 

Santa did make it to the Christmas display and proved once again that he is a babe magnet. December 6th is just the first night. Can he make it to December 24th? Time will tell. Stay tuned.

Late Applicant
 

Just when I thought that I was done with interviews, a couple more applicants showed up.

Applicant: I'm interested in the security job.
Me: We actually closed the application process yesterday. But since you're here let's proceed with the interview.
Me: Ok, interview going well. Next, I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.
Applicant: No problem but I have to keep my face covered.

Late Applicant
 

Just when I thought that I was done with interviews, a couple more applicants showed up.

Applicant: I'm interested in the security job.
Me: We actually closed the application process yesterday. But since you're here let's proceed with the interview.
Me: Ok, interview going well. Next, I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.
Applicant: No problem.

Successful Elves
 

A group pic of 5 of the Elves before they changed into their Elf costune.

Thief
 

Ring, ring

Me: Santa here.
Security: You said you saw a woman steal presents under the tree. We rounded up 6 suspects. They have already been stripped and searched for weapons and are being held in the gym. Can you come and take a look?
Me: It's hard to tell. I only saw the thief very briefly. I can't be sure. Let them all go. It's Christmas and they can keep the presents.

Another late applicant
 

Just when I thought I was done with interviews, a couple more applicants showed up.

Applicant: I'm interested in the Elf job.
Me: We actually closed the application process yesterday. But since you're here let's proceed with the interview.
Me: Ok, interview going well. Next, I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.
Applicant: No problem.

Unbelievable Still Getting Applications
 

Just when I thought I was done with interviews, another applicant showed up.

Applicant: I'm interested in the security job.
Me: We actually closed the application process yesterday. But since you're here let's proceed with the interview.
Me: Ok, interview going well. Next, I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.
Applicant: No problem but I have to keep my face covered.

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Santa's Display
 

Santa's display area to greet his visitors is quite elaborate.

In The mall
 

A quick short walk in the mall before heading to the Santa Display to greet my visitors.

Santa Visits Our Military
 

Earlier this morning Santa paid a visit to members of our military.

Drunk
 

The anchor tenant of the mall held their Christmas party last night. We are still finding bodies (alive we think) the morning after.

Naked and Tied Up
 

We found these two tied up. When they were able to talk they said they were playing a game and were left tied up.

International Student
 

Ring, ring

Me: Hello
Administrative Amin: Your AA here.

Me: What's up?
AA: There's a young lady here who desparately wants an interview.
Me: But we finished our interviews yesterday.

AA: She is pleading with me for an interview.
Me: Ok, send her in.

Me: Hi, please to meet you. I see on your resume that you are an international student.
Student: Please sir, I need a job. As an international student, I am at risk of being deported.

Me: I'm not in goverment and we already interviewed many job candidates.
Student: I'll do anything.

Me: Ok, let's proceed with the interview and we'll see what can be done.
Student: Thank you.

Proof of Maleness
 

I have to provide visual proof to two females that I am male to qualify as Santa.

3rd Day as Santa
 

So, I started my 3rd day as Santa. Quite a few kids and their parents came by to visit. There was one bad incident where an adult female visitor touched my privates. I called security and they escorted her out. I will not tolerate unwanted sexual touching. The incident was caught on CCTV (black arrow). The rest of the evening went without incident.

Nude Female Visitor
 

Some adult female vistors like to pose nude for the photo with Santa. I charge an extra $10 for those photos.

Intoxicated Women
 

It's always something. Now it is two rather intoxicated women who thought it would be fun to expose themselves at the Santa Christmas display.

Santa
 

Santa with one of his admirers.

Santa with blonde
 

Santa is a babe magnet to both little and big babes.

Silver Bells
 

Silver Bells
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBFHUyVAch4

Santa with female fan
 

This woman came back for seconds.

Garteful mother
 

A grateful mother shows her gratitude to Santa for being so nice to her kids.

P.S. After this incident, the mall decided it best for Santa to entertain female admirers, groupies, grateful mothers and assorted types in his private dressing room.

Getting Ready to go Live
 

Here's a pic of me (i.e. Santa) in my dressing room getting ready to go "on stage". A little bit of oral beforehand never hurts. Only 10 days before Christmas.

Playing Santa
 

Playing Santa doesn't pay (money) much. I do it to make the kids and their moms happy. Here is an example.

Mom: You were so nice to my kid, I want to blow you.
Me: That won't be necessary. Thanks is all I need.

Mom: I insist.
Me: Ok, I need a break anyway. Follow me to my private dressing room.

Santa is a Babe Magnet
 

Only 10 days to Christmas and some ladies want to make sure that Santa grants their wish.

Woman: Santa, I wish my boyfriend will propose to me before Christmas.
Me (Santa): Your wish is granted.

Woman: Thank you so much. I want to do you.
Me: Not necessary, but ok.
Woman: Can my boyfriend watch.
Me: Sure, ok.

Holiday Greetings
 

Here’s one to hang over your fireplace

Santa is a Stud
 

The countdown has started. 9 days to Christmas.

Santa is a stud. Every woman want to do him. Every man wish they could be him.

Women Won't Leave Santa Alone
 

Life as a babe magnet is not an easy one. Women just won't leave Santa alone.

The Griswolds
 

The Griswolds are spending Christmas at our house and staying in the guest bedroom. Earlier this morning I entered the guest bedroom by mistake and Ellen Griswold was still sleeping.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
 

One of the best Christmas movies of all time, especially that scene where Ellen Griswold is lying naked in bed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nation...stmas_Vacation

A young Johnny Galecki was in this movie.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Galecki

Getting Ready
 

8 days to Christmas. Getting ready for another busy day. Here I am helping one of the Elves to change into her costune.

Late Elves
 

A couple of the Elves were late for their shift so I went to their dressing room to check on them. I opened the door and walked in and WTF. I was quite upset at them and told them "there are kids waiting for them and to stop messing around".