I did Double check with my wife on this one!
 

Just to make sure that I didn't confuse it with another party, I asked my wife and she agreed with me that their were 4 guys that she did and didn't leave any RED Marks on their cocks! As for doing the finish on each of them, this was one of the rare times that a single wife got to enjoy all the guys before any of the other wife's there!
I did get to mess around with a few while we all watched the action, and it did take a longer time for each guy cause my wife stopped a few times so she and the guy could see if she was leaving any RED Marks~
Then she continued on till the guy and that would be All of them did CUM in her mouth! I'm not sure if its my wife's Trade mark or just something she enjoys doing that the guys will enjoy too, but she'll open her mouth and show the CUM while she wiggles her tongue around then she'll swallow it~
Another thing was since this was the 1st shot for each of the guys, she got their largest CUM load and enjoyed it.
I may have made a mistake in saying my wife later bought a Case of the lipstick, it came in a Box of 10 and sh passed them out to other wife's at another party!
The other wife's later went wild with the 1 tube of lipstick my wife had, they used it on their Lips and later on their pussy lips and the butt plug too lol~
For the most part my wife and the other women don't wear lipstick for any of the party's, but they may use Chap stick or some type of flavor gel on their lips!
Besides my wife doing the 4 guys at first, it was a long night party so I'm not sure how many more times she done the same guys over again? I've learned my lesson on being Greedy, having women doing oral on you over and over so you can have more sex with them is Great! But coming home with a Sore red cock that hurts does take its toll~ lol
My wife did finally get to me at home as usual and I was her finish! Its like WHY do anything with the wife at these party's when you can enjoy her later or anytime? lol
:)
Glad you enjoyed hearing about this party adventure that I thought came to be a bit Funny!

This turned into a funny situtation for me! pt. 2
 

This is just a little add on that my wife wanted me to tell for all the wife's that use Lipstick while giving out Blow jobs!

It was started back with this Post -

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/sho...&postcount=102

My wife thought of it while enjoying a Banana and not a Cock, for the most part she won't wear lipstick when she is going to a party or a neighborly get together and plans on sucking cock! lol
:cool:

My wife's Undies seem to be Funny too~!
 

My wife's co-worker came over and they were suppose to go and check out a Job scene together for pricing!
But my wife was on the computer and most of the time she is NUDE, but sitting on a towel because when she gets excited and that's most of the time her pussy juices just flow out like crazy!
This time my wife was wearing some undies and told her co-worker that she had to change them before leaving!
The co-worker was just amazed at how Wet my wife gets when she is excited, so I got the camera to take a few pics of the co-worker holding them Up to show~
As a response to being amazed the co-worker showed Us her undies were as dry as can be, but I enjoyed seeing more of what she had exposed and not the undies! lol
:D

This was a bit Funny and Interesting too!
 

After my wife & I got involved more into the sharing pleasures with our neighbors, we also got more benefits out of it too! Our neighbor Carol owns a Beauty Salon and got involved into taking care of any body hair issues that my wife & I have in those so called Private areas!
I'm sure some stuff does get done after hours in her Salon, but Carol also has a Beauty shop area built into a room in her basement too! I'm not sure were all the places that my wife visited for her care, but I was in Carol's basement all the time or at our house~
But there was this 1st time I was waiting for Carol to come over and take care of my smoothness, to my surprise when she came over she had another woman with her that I didn't know?
They came into the house and Carol introduced me to her as one of her Customers and that she was going to be her assistant today in doing the work on me! This was all new to me and I was still in a shock to just meet this woman and find out she is a Customer of Carol's at the Beauty Salon!
As we got more into talking and I was finding out more on what was going on with these changes, Carol noticed that I was a little leery on removing my clothing and being exposed in front of this stranger!
So Carol took control of the situation and told her Customer that I was always a little shy at the start and that both of them will need to get all exposed on TOP to make me more relaxed!
The next thing that I knew was both of them were topless and while Carol got her equipment ready she told the Customer that her job was to make sure that I had a nice hard erection so it would make it easier for Carol to work on me.
I thought it was funny and strange that a Customer from the Beauty would volunteer to do this job, but later I had other Customers and some Co-workers of Carol's over doing the same Job again!
You never know what to expect now, but I did get into a bit of trouble with my wife for not getting her permission to have this other woman working on me! We got that disagreement solved in a few days! :(

This was just continued from the Above too!
 

Having those open minded conversations with my wife about everything of a Sexual nature, I told her that growing up my older buddy's always told me the Best pussy to eat was from a natural Redhead!
They also told me, but I found out it was a teaser too - that Asian women or any from the Orient had pussy lip slanted horizontal instead of the vertical way the American women have!
Being young and new to all of this I wasn't sure if I should believe all the stuff they told me, but I looked for many years trying to take out a Redhead or a Asian woman and never found one!
My wife was always going to the neighbors Carol's Beauty Salon and there talked with all the Customers and Co-workers too about everything of a sexual nature!
With the help of a Asian co-worker, my wife took pics of her pussy and had her come over our house to show me in person her Pussy and it was no different then my wife's!
I can tell you All the women at the Beauty Salon are very friendly and I even got to sample out this Hot Asian one too! Later at another time my wife brought over a redheaded girlfriend of hers just so I could sample out and try what I was told was the BEST pussy to Eat! I didn't want to say one way or the other if it was the Best pussy, but I gave her hints that my wife couldn't see like winking or showing my tongue so she got something more for her willingness to help Us out on a quest! She was married, but I never did find out if her hubby knew about this and the only thing she got from me was my mouth and tongue inside her!
I have to say that maybe we have other wife's or GF's out there that are willing to go above and beyond for their guy just like my wife does~!
;)

Having our garage roof redone. It’s a separate structure from the rest of the house. Yesterday morning the roofer showed up and I spoke with him and they got to work but eventually he had to go but left two helpers behind to do the work.

My wife slept through the whole setup but when she woke around 10 she called out “is the roofer still here?” I thought she meant the main guy we’ve been organizing the work with so I said “no he’s gone”. Then out from the bedroom she came in a sweatshirt with nothing from the waist down. She entered the living room which has a side window directly exposed to the garage. Realizing that she was asking because he would see her like this I said “…but his helpers are here” she gasped and looked out the window and say them and covered her pussy with one hand and her buns with the other (she’s got a nice round butt, one hand wasn’t very effective) and rams back to the room. I looked over at the guys working and they hadn’t noticed. But we got a chuckle out of it. I told her if they had seen A) they did a good job pretending they hadn’t and B) she had definitely made their day.

I had a few Funny things with this girl~
 

For a time I was going out with this girl that was Married for a short time and had a baby too, but for the longest time I wasn't aware of both of those things!
I can say she was the fastest girl that I ever went out with that would be rubbing my crotch and a short time later would have my cock out and doing a exciting stroker on it as I drove around cruising with her!
I think she done all of that only after 2 times going out, then while riding she would see any Motel & their signs and ask if I was going to take her there to Fu-k her?
When I finally found out she was married before and has a baby, that was on my mind cause I never went out with a girl before that went through that deal and it was new to me too!
One time when I picked her up from her parents house she had a smaller suitcase with her and asked to put it in the trunk of my car! I asked what was in it and she told me that if I took her to any Motel she would have her Sheer and SEXY wear outfits with her and anything else she needed for SEX!
I had a close call one day when my Dad had opened up my trunk and seen the suitcase, asking what's that before he was going to open it up! I said it was my GF's and she was moving and forgot it was in my trunk, so it wasn't opened! :o
At a novelty store shopping with her we seen some French Ticklers in boxes on the counter top, she got interested in them so I bought a few and never used a Condom on any girl before but felt with this girl maybe I should be on the safe side!
That evening when I drove past a Motel again, she made her comment again and I went around and pulled in saying that I already got us a Room!
She got her suitcase out of the trunk and we went inside, there she went into the bathroom and changed into one of her outfits. It was a sheer / see thru BRA & Undies with a full sheer all over cover that her head went thru and ended up about a bit below her crotch!
After some play on the bed. I was starting to strip all the clothing off of her so she would be as NUDE as I was!
That's when she told me or reminded me that she was Married before and not Once did she have all of her clothing off so she would be Nude! She said her hubby would go around or move her clothing to have access to her Private places or parts! That's when she kept on talking about her Ex-hubby and what he would do with her in bed.
I was younger and stupid on dealing with a girl that was married before, but learned fast that this wasn't for me.
I got one of those French ticklers out of her suitcase and put it on, but I never wore a condom or anything like this before! This thing had a thicker rubber type head with tons of different size feelers or pointers on the entire head and going down part of the sides too!
She wet on top of me and rode it for a long time, then after I guess we both fell asleep and she moved off to the side. When I got up and realized where I was and what we done, I looked at my cock and it was normal minus No French tickler! I didn't know where it was and I didn't remove it so I started looking around.
That got her up and asking what was I looking for? When I told her, a few seconds later she poked me to look at her Pussy! There is was, still stuck inside her only with part of it hanging out and plenty of stuff oozing out still~
I have to tell you both of Us just sat there and laughed like crazy about that and I'll never for it.
I made sure she took her suitcase with her and that I couldn't keep it in my trunk, I also got to see less and less of her till I finally broke apart and moved on to other girls with less of a History~
But it did make for some Funny moments at the time when I was learning!
:o

Getting New windows got to be a little Funny too!
 

It seems like when your having the normal stuff that a home owner has done, it shouldn't be a problem or any type of issue!
But when we had a few different company's over the house to count and check out the measurement for all of the windows and door walls, as well as checking out the different features they can add on along with darker tint. But then we started to notice something~!
For some Special reason they kept on going back to our master bedroom to re-measure that window, mostly from the Inside and a few from the outside too!
My wife & I talked about it and had to chuckle about it later because after awhile in your own house you forget about stuff and it just becomes normal routine!
We had gone to the Photo Studio twice and had many pics taken, then the ones we enjoyed the most had them enlarged & framed and hung up on our bedroom walls! Later we had some of our more Private Naughty pics enlarged and done the same way as well as hanging them on the walls too!
For a short time period we would close the door for our master bedroom when we had company or guest that would go upstairs, then we would leave the door open but remove all the wall pics for other occasions!
It got to be a real pain in the you know what, so we just kept the door open and didn't worry about it!
So when these guys came over to give us that price quote, they noticed the wall pics and kept on checking my wife out in the other places in the house while I was with them!
When we finally got a company to do the job with their windows and a larger crew of guys, it was our master bedroom that they All worked in the most and with the entire crew too!
It got plenty of their attention again from the inside & outside, but never was anything said or asked about the Nude & Naughty pics we had hanging on the walls!
My wife & I thought it was one of those funny moments, but mostly that all of those guys enjoyed being here for the quote and the work too!
:cool:

I was standing in line at the grocery store, in front of me was a cute MILF holding her baby, he was a little boy about a year old. I am a sucker for cute babies, so I started smiling and playing peep-eye with him, he was giggling at my antics, mom turned around, we chatted for a sec about what handful he was, BTW, mom was wearing a short summer dress. The baby, while laughing, lifted mom's dress in the back, exposing her sexy panty covered butt. Mom reached behind her and pulled it back down, she said "that's his new favorite game, embarrassing his mother, he learned that from his dad."

An old story from the past
 

A buddy of mine came to visit and was sporting two black eyes.

"How did you get those"? I asked.

"I was at the grocery store and noticed this lady wearing a loose sundress. She was bent over the melons, making her selection when I noticed that her dress was caught, stuck in her butt crack. She slapped me very hard when I pulled it out and told me to leave those things alone"!

"Hard enough to give you two black eyes"? I asked.

"No. She slapped me again when I tried to put it back".

I was not my wife's first, she'd had two other serious boyfriends before me. We had been married several years, she is about 30 years old, and we had two kids and were thinking about another when she found a book about how to choose the sex of your child. It was all about how different positions are more likely to produce a certain sex. I don't think it's holds up scientifically, but it was interesting. Anyway, she's reading this book and she asks me "What is the missionary position?" I couldn't believe she'd never heard that before!

Had a long weekend and the wife and I went at it at least twice each day instead of the regular once a day (even after 20 years!)...and longer sessions all over the house as we were home alone during the day. I said, "I hope you don't have a hard time walking on your girls' day this weekend!" and my wife didn't say anything.

Well, Sunday afternoon came, and she left for an outing with her mom, sister, and some friends.

She was having a hard time walking from all the deep sex...her MOM noticed! I asked my wife how the conversation went down, and she said her mom asked her why she was walking funny, and my wife said that she was honest and told everyone why.

Then her mom said, "Oh, I remember those days!" And one of her friends said, "I couldn't walk last week!"

Her other friend understood by her facial expressions but didn't say anything, but her sister asked, "What are you all talking about?" They explained, and her sister said, "Oh, that has never happened. I have never felt anything inside me during sex," (she has only had one partner--her husband), then she said, "We haven't even had sex in 4 years because we are done having kids. Why would you still have sex when you are done having kids?"

My wife said things got VERY silent for the next hour or so after that--the mood was extremely uncomfortable.

We all know my wife's sister is a huge prude, and we sort of knew that she was a "sex is only for having babies" type super religious person, but we never expected it to be that extreme, let alone hear her say it out loud!!

Someone mentioned in another thread, back in the late 90s/early 2000s it was common for surveys to make the rounds on social media. Little questionnaires of stupid questions. You’d fill it out and post it then your friends would do the same. A common theme of these was “have you ever” questions such as “smoked weed?”, “shoplifted?”, “skinny dipped” etc. this reminded me of a funny story.

So I started dating my wife in the mid 2000s. We were in our early 20s. We were open about our sexual past and she had told me she had been with four guys before me. One day we got on the subject of livejournal, which if you’re not aware was basically what it sounds like. You’d write whatever you want like a journal entry and share it with your friends. It was common for the surveys I mentioned above to make the rounds on there. My wife mentioned she had one but hadn’t updated it in years. I had one too and through looking at mutual acquaintances and their friends lists I found her old livejournal.

I was snooping but couldn’t help myself. There wasn’t anything of note. Only about two dozen entries. I found one such survey she had filled out though. There was 100 questions that started tame but then got to the “have you ever” questions. I’m paraphrasing but I recall something along the lines of the following:

Have you ever
Masturbated: yes
Had sex: yes
Orgasmed from sex: yes
What’s your “magic number”: 13

So I read this and got curious because she had sworn she had only been with four guys before me. I came across this late at night and got to worrying. Why had she lied? I knew she lost her virginity at 18 so like 13 guys in four or five years seemed like sort of a lot (to my young mind anyway, doesn’t seem like a big deal now). Jealousy started building. The next day I confronted her and said I had found it and saw her number was way more than she had said. I don’t recall exactly how it came out but it turned out she had just misunderstood the question thinking it was just asking her favorite or lucky number.

We had a laugh then she realized that all her friends had seen that years ago and must’ve thought she was more promiscuous than she was.

When I was 24 I was screwing my ex-girlfriend, so she obviously wanted me back. I had been working out doing a lot of core exercises and such. So when I started to orgasm, my stomach started to spasm and it caused me to start laughing uncontrollably. Just like being tickled! Needless to say she didn't buy the truth and thought I was laughing at me using her body.

Some of those Naughty things are Funny!
 

When my wife & I went to my buddy's new house to view it, him and his beautiful wife showed us their boudoir wall pics of his wife nicely exposed in their Master bedroom. They also showed us a large collection of pics again taken from the same Photo Studio with his wife in more thrilling pics!
Knowing my buddy longer, I would believe he would have gave her this gift for her to have these pics done~
But knowing his wife, its hard to believe that she would have done this along with hanging some pics on the walls and showing off all the pics to Us! She just didn't the type of person to go around getting NUDE / Exposed and having a Stranger at a Studio taking pics of her and showing off her Busty charms!
But after going back to their house a few more times, they brought out a nice large photo album that had pics that my buddy had taken on his wife nicely exposed all around their new house~
Now with that thought in my head, its those naughty moments that came flashing back into my brain!
Sitting in their kitchen at the huge Glass diner table, the only thing I could think of was his wife all NUDE and laying on it with him under the table and taking pics of her!
Seeing the pics they had of her doing that was again exciting for me. Her huge boobs and large nipples being flattened out by the glass or her Ass & Pussy giving views that thrilled under the table!
I know later after talking to my wife, she had the same thoughts that I had about the table~ lol
Again it was still funny thinking about this and if they have other Naughty stuff they didn't show us at least not yet?
They did see the Studio pics we had made at the same place after seeing and enjoying their stuff, but we never shown them more and I think that might be the push over for more FUN with both of them!
It was also funny for us to hear that my buddy takes many of those pics and shows them to his co-workers, but she was the one that told us that part! lol
We seen No pics of them doing anything of a sexual nature or with him with a fully hard erection, cause my wife was waiting to see those! lol
Maybe I'll have more to come from this adventure with them, I'm sure my wife & I hope so!
;)

Showing friends nude pics of the wife like that is an invitation to expand the friendship to another level.

DR

Very hot!

Well if it helps, smoke one of your “wood joints” with them to loosen things up…

This made me laugh and also get into a tiny bit of trouble...

We have a new pool and spend every minute can spare in it. When we know that we are not going to be interrupted, we enjoy some nude play time, too.

My wife is in her third trimester and is horny 24/7, now. She was on a raft in the pool with her legs hanging over each side while I fingered her for around the third time that afternoon. When she came, she lurched so hard that she fell off the raft :D. The look on her face was priceless when she popped back to the surface, and I couldn't help but laugh... I only thought she would kill me for about 5 seconds, but those were a long 5 seconds!

She was most upset that she got her hair wet :p

My SIL was a bit of a drama queen and liked to do things to get attention. She was very attractive and used that to make sure she was never unnoticed. One night we were about ready to go to bed and my wife got a call from her sister, she was staying at their parents house while they were on a vacation in Europe. SIL said she thinks there is someone outside, she heard a noise and thought she saw movement, my suggestion was she should call the police, but the two of them thought I should go check it out, the house was about 10 minutes away.

I just got a flashlight, I was 99.99% sure this was just an attention getter, and off I went. I get to the house and start walking the perimeter with the flashlight, I get to the back where I know SIL's bedroom is. I shine the light and sure enough there are two boys about 13 or 14, I've seen them before in the neighborhood, peeking in her window, they take off like scalded dogs, I'm not going to chase them, they'll be easy enough to find later. I go up to the window, there is my SIL sitting on the bed topless, drying her hair, with the curtains open. If you a afraid of a peeping tom or stalker, the last thing you would do is sit next to an open window topless.

I go to the backdoor, I have a key, announce myself, SIL comes out with a robe on, I explain the whole thing to her, who the two boys are, and ask her why she was sitting half naked in front open curtains if the was afraid, she said "I didn't think about that".

I case you're wondering I had seen her topless a few times, skinny dipping, strip Twister, and saw her many more times. Pretty, but anything for attention.