Nope.

Most women are very observant and will be making mental notes on both men and women at the resort. In fact she’s probably more likely to make a comment about a feature on another woman’s body vs a man. And why not — women are way more interesting anyways.

hubbys birthday prezzie
 

im 32 yo and my hubby has always said he wanted me to show a little at the beach. i have never been topless before but i said if he really wanted me to i would on his birthday in Fuertaventura,

My wife and I went to a nude resort for the first time two weeks ago. She commented on a few of the other guys afterwards saying she was surprised how small most men were.

Happy Birthday hubby!

My wife also looks at everyone; but will pay closer attention to women. But that's because she's being comparative. "That woman has bigger tits than mine, but mine are real and firmer", "she's got a great ass, I wish mine was as firm", etc...
That's the reason she's a smoothie now. She was looking at other women and felt that the bald look was more esthetic than her light trim.

Cock size
 

I get that too, but a lot of them are totally average rather than small.

I think she, like a lot of women and men, get their 'average' from things like Naked Attraction, where they tend to be above average, or porn where they are clearly well above average. And a lot of small guys would be put off the nude beach or spa, so the average ones are the ones that look small. Even in single sex environments like changing rooms a lot more guys cover up now and the ones that don't are often the ones that are more confident about their size.

And that just feeds a cycle where people only see larger cocks so assume their average one is small.

So the solution is to educate our wives and not be afraid to show what we've got!

The average flaccid penis is approximately 3.6 inches, and the average erect penis length is approximately 5.1 to 5.5 inches.

A lot of women don't get to see penis "in the wild"; outside the context of upcoming sex. It's not surprising that they would find the reality "anticlimatic." My wife has made the same observation at nudist venues. She had never even seen a micropenis before; which threw her through a loop.

I think both men and women would tend to agree that the female anatomy is much more interesting.

Man, as a grower I would expect the average to be much smaller. I'm below average soft, but above average hard. How about that.

size varies
 

The thing is, most men's sizes vary depending on a wide number of factors. When I'm cold or sick, I might be 2.5 inches flaccid. If I'm laying in the hot sun or I notice a woman checking me out subtly, I will be twice that size flaccid. How many guys are the same size when they come out from a cold ocean swim as they were before entering the water?

At a nudist resort you see all sizes and they do vary from situation to situation, except for the fortunate guys who are the same large size no matter what. In any case, it's nothing to worry about, most guys are simply average.

Wife’s nude beach observations
 

My past wife and I used to go to the nude resorts. She would comment on the penis sizes she saw there.

She would comment on how small some guys were and loved seeing the ones that were hung and swinging.

So many of the guys that looked small were over weight and quite harry. Both conditions made them seem smaller.

I was advised by a friend to trim back the bush so the cock seems to protrude out further but not shaved.

Along with being semi flaccid but not hard to help give your cock decent definition.

Glad I am not over weight so that is not a problem. My look and presentation made the wife happy with my exposure.

She would get on me if my cock seemed to be partially hard, she would say I needed to cover that thing up and cool it off in the water.

She would comment when seeing a guy with a pronounced hanging cock, I wonder just how long does it get when hard.

I am a freakish grower...TINY soft (like 3") but ENORMOUS hard (over 8")...which drives my wife nuts because when people see me soft, she is bummed that people rarely get to know the whole story.

Even when she saw me soft the first time, the look of disappointment on her face was something she couldn't hide. Then when she saw it hard, she jumped onto me and gave me no choice in the matter.

She loves seeing new penises, but she wishes they were all hard all the time. She was at a group skinny dipping event and was so bummed that all 20 penises were soft. She said one was really big soft, but the rest were all tiny.

Anyway, my point is that I agree with others that women know so very little about male anatomy as women typically only see penises hard just before sex.

Well yes, but on the other hand, my wife has seen, touched, stroked, sucked and fucked many more hard c*cks than I have! And that’s a thought I enjoy considering.

People-watching
 

People-watching is a reality that many in the nudist community struggle with. In nudist blogs you might read comments like "no one pays attention" or "everyone looks alike." Which is laughable.

But there are certainly "levels" to it.

From afar: My resort has coed naked yoga outdoor by the parking lot. People do certainly watch from across the pool area. No one has an issue with it because it is assumed that people are watching a "group activity" rather than individuals' body parts as they go through the various "exposed" poses. When my wife goes paddle-boarding, and knows she is going to be "noticed" as she climbs on the board and stands with her feet apart; she sees no issue with it because she feels that people are too far to really "see anything anyway."

From within a few feet: In the pool area, most people will notice (and sometimes even watch) nudists walking naked back and forth; or standing around socializing. Or might notice someone lounging open-legged as they walk by. It's a natural reaction. But now the people you're clearly seeing are close enough to catch you looking. So you have to keep your eyes moving in "fleeting glances." Otherwise it might look like gawking; and you don't want that smoke.

Up close while socializing: The hot-tub and various social situations can bring people very close together. Here; it can get tricky. Because they can see where your eyes are going while talking to you. I've had conversations with women lounging relaxed with their legs open; or standing right in front of me while I was sitting, with their genitals right at my eye-level. Sometimes it feels like a "test", so I maintain eye contact at all times; even if she doesn't seem to care about being exposed in front of me. I've strained my neck doing that; but I figure a little pain in my neck is better than pissing a lady off.
Sometimes they might get distracted by someone/something else; and that's when I take the opportunity to get a peek. My wife knows, for example, that the guys in the hot-tub might catch a peek of her apple as she climbs out. And they do. She's pretty realistic about it.

I've asked my wife about her "looking"; and she says that she sees but doesn't always notice; if that makes any sense. Unless the cock is disproportionally big...or small. She will also admit that in the "early days", she intentionally looked at all the cocks around her. I guess she's used to seeing them (she must have seen hundreds or more by now); and there's no longer an element of curiosity about it.

One thing I've noticed over the years is a double-standard in "looking." Numerous time I've interacted with women who broke eye contact to gaze directly at my cock. I think it's mostly due to our physical differences; with men's genitals being "out" and women's being "in." They simply assume we're not going to care about our cocks being looked at because it's "out there." For women there has to be more "intentionality" with the vulva being exposed while interacting (although some have argued with me that it can also be unintentional, but whatever); so it's a lot more complicated. My wife has to be really comfortable with the "right people" in the "right setting" before she feels "right" letting her legs dangle apart while socializing; as she knows "peeks" will be taken of her pussy. But that's another topic.