I had an ex who use to use the gear shift in her Alfa Romeo spider, she would kneel on the seats facing backwards sliding back on to the gear shift, she use to say if was better with the engine running but dangerous if it went into gear.

Did she put it in first?

My long term ex-gf had quite the story that fits here. I recall it came up because I made the comment that women are lucky. As we begin trying different things with masturbation women can readily find cock-shaped items to use. It’s much harder for men. Not many things mimic the feel of a pussy. She explained that while still living at home in her community college years she had taken to fucking her bed post while using an electric toothbrush on her clit.

Obviously I pressed for details. Apparently she had acquired a large amount of condoms from the free clinic. Her bed post was ornamentally contoured. I’ve seen photos (just of the bed in her room back then, not of her fucking it) and the post was sort of bowling pin shaped. The top was maybe an inch wide and got wider up to maybe two and a half inches about six inches down and stuck up about a foot at each corner at the bottom of the bed. She said she would place her pillow near it and roll a condom over the bed post so as not to leave any “evidence”. She’d straddle the pillow which would lift her pussy near the height of the bedpost and use the toothbrush on the low setting to get horny and wet, then she’d place her lips at the bed post and slide herself down onto it. She would be able to slide up and down while massaging her clit with the tooth brush and this is how she achieved all her first orgasms. She was sexually active at this time but as an 18 year old, boys don’t typically know what they’re doing.

Well one day she came home and her mom wanted to talk. She had found a ziploc bag full of used condoms under her bed. Apparently she had been afraid to throw them in the trash. Her mom figured she had been having sex with boys and keeping the condoms for some reason. She decided to spill the beans and her mom was very reasonable and understanding. They were very open with each other and her mom ended up taking her to a Lover’s store and had her pick out a vibrating dildo. Her bed post fucking days were over but she was always into her toys after that. She had a shoe box full of vibrators and dildos of different shapes when we were together.

I've heard that some girls do start quite early, so I think you're right

My wife used a makeup brush when she was younger until she got her first toy. I thought it was kind of hot hearing that she went with a girlfriend to get her first real dildo but would still use the makeup brush handle because she liked it.


More recently, she used my shaving cream brush.

As a teenager her bedroom contained a couple of spiral candles in decorative candlesticks. She told me later that she had
found that the candles were ideal for sticking up her c*nt.

Once I got her to relax about sex when we were married she became utterly shameless. At my suggestion she tried a vibrator but insisted that the first time she used it she was alone in the house. After that anything was possible. Carrots, cucumbers. Her Strapon dildo. The wooden handle of my heavy flogger. A hotel bedpost. A whole collection of vibrators.

At her suggestion, a toilet brush: no, the handle end! Obviously we couldn’t use one that was used, so we needed a special one. It took me ages to find an appropriate one but Sainsbury’s supermarket eventually supplied an ideal one, shiny metal with a long thin handle and a knob on the end. It spent several years in the bottom of our wardrobe to be got out when she was feeling like indulging her kink for sexual humiliation. I’d stand over her telling her how disgusting and dirty she was while she poked herself to ecstasy with it. Happy days!

That is hilarious lol

Various girlfriends, various things...
Bananas
Zucchinis
Mini cricket bat handle (anal)
Golf umbrella handle (straight, wooden, large & ribbed) when we were in the back seat of a car.

Fruit and Vegetable
 

My wife from many years ago.

She never owned a vibrator for self satisfaction. I came home from work one day complaining I work to much and she was not getting her needs fulfilled.

She admitted going around the house looking for something to use to stick in her pussy. She considered one of the cucumbers but they were a little larger in diameter than she could handle and refrigerated.

She said she looked at the bananas from the store still on the green side and several different sizes. She told me she picked one that was larger in diameter than my cock and much longer.

She got on the internet and found videos of BBCs drilling a mature white woman.

She fucked her self while watching the video of the BBC and imagined it was her with the banana. She admitted it was quite exciting for her and cum ed really hard soaking herself.

She also said I buried it all the way in my pussy and I measured it when done. She said was nine inches long with a big smile.

I requested she perform it in front of me for it sounded really hot but she said no. I also suggested she may need to full fill a fantasy of a BBC in her.

She told me no she was afraid to do that for they may be more like the cucumber she considered and the diameter scared her.

We did role play in the future that really turned her on but could never get her to do the banana in front of me or any other fruit.

I don’t need fruits, vegetables, doorknobs or gearshifts.

I get naked, take out my penguin, lots of lube and call Jack. He mutes, then I call our neighbor Joe and ask if he can talk for a few minutes. If he’s busy he finds a way to get some privacy. When he’s ready, he talks and he knows how to push my buttons. That with the penguin is always good for multiple orgasms.

My wife
 

I showed this to my wife and asked her if she could contribute and she broke out laughing.
She said, "The only "strange thing" she uses is one of my buddies cock!"

On holiday with friends - my wife used a banana one night & put it back in the fruit bowl afterwards.
Next night my friends wife was hungry & ate the banana !
We had a good laugh at that when she left.

With
 

My Gilf Lover used to Bananas, carrots, and Cucumbers, also I watched her stick a plastic long neck bottle up herself, didn’t film it as I was giving myself a Hand job