I was 15, my mom35 and very attractive. The summer was hot, no air conditioning. She started sometimes going about in a slip with no underwear. Got the occasional one second look at her pubes, which went through me like an electric shock.

One night the parents went to bed and I peeked through a keyhole. Yes really. For the first and last time I watched her strip nude. Her big black triangle muff in full view. I still jack off to it.

Pic included!
 

I've heard my Mom have sex many times when I was a teen.

Our house was far from soundproof and once I heard strange sounds I went to her bedroom door where there was a light at the bottom.

I put my ear to the foot of the door. Mom was quite the moaner and said "Oh my goodness Bruce, oh yeah baby, yes, that feels so good."

Think I even heard her say "Keep playing with my nipples.."

Lots of kissing sounds as well.

I remember seeing her come out of the shower totally naked. She had full breasts, long pink nipples, and a huge black bush with freckles all over her arms and chest.

When it was all over they kissed, mom exhaled, collapsed on Bruce and in a tired voice said "I love you."

I remember it was a hot night and in the morning when both of them left for work I went into their bedroom and found that the sheets were damp - probably from them sweating.

There was lots of hair in the sheets as well.

Bruce was a hairy guy and mom had quite a jungle down there - as I remember from seeing her coming out of the shower.

She was always in good mood after having sex and had the cutest walk.

Yeah, I had "fun" listening to them.

My parents had a lot of sex as I was growing up.

We were poor and lived in a little two bedroom house that was shoddily build. It didn't have central heat, we heated the hole house using a big wood stove in the living room. Our bedrooms were side by side, and there was a wall vent that ran between our rooms with a "decorative" cover on either side. This allow sound and light to flow between rooms, it was super annoying. We would usually keep our dirty clothes hamper in front of it to keep most of the light transfer, but it did very little for sound control.

I would often wake up to their bed slowly squeaking and mom quietly moaning as they softly made love.

Every now an again though, they would FUCK! The bed would be loudly squeaking and you could hear their bodies slapping together, making a wet thud sound. Mom was normally pretty reserved, but when they where really getting down with it she became pretty vocal. Not so much with words, but with loud, deep sounding grunts... and when she would orgasm, it sounded like she was possessed. More than once I was awoken from a dead sleep to her orgasming, it would scare the shit out of me.

I used to sneak into their room and slid their hamper over a few inches, just enough to give me a good look at their bed... These eyes have seen some things!:p

After reading this I'm devistated the photo of her didn't work.

I'm 22, still living at home. The far majority of the time my parents have a sexless marriage. For the past few years though I would hear them go at it; maybe once every 5 months or so. My mom sure makes the best of it. She'll moan very loudly the entire time that I could still hear her even when my headphones are on. My dad doesn't make a peep. It's rather a turn off overall.

It does work

Nope, not for me either, sadly.
 

Perhaps it depends on the device/O.S. (I'm on an Android) but thanks for adding the link anyway, I might see what happens on a PC

I never heard my dad and stepmom having sex, I tried. Me and my dad have the same taste in women. Stepmom was attractive and I know she liked to screw because my dad was cheating on my mom with her. lol I did peep in on hr a couple times when I as in high school. At that time she was in her 40's but nice tits, thick ass and the curtains matched the d****s. Being back in the days prior to digital everything I wasn't able to get pics, just the memories.

So, in addition to this story a question. D r a p e s is censored? I don't get it. pussy is good, but d****s? lol

because it contains a sexual offence after the first letter and before the last, so the site had an automatic block on certain words

Oh, I see. I guess makes sense but that would have never occurred to me. lol

I temember the first time when I caught my mom cheating.It was late.My mom went to the bathroom.Twenty minutes later I heard whispering.My mom was on the couch,talking with my dad's friend.He was squeezing her tits and then he moved his hands under her nightie.I know that my mom was without a bra and she didn't react.He pushed her nightie down to her belly and my mom was topless.He began to lick and suck her tits and nipples.My mom just laughed.He soon got up and unzipped his pants.He grabbed his cock and pushed him into my mom's mouth.She held his hips and began to suck.I couldn't believe my eyes.My mom sucked another cock without hesitation.She pushed her nightie down on the floor until she was completely naked.Her right hand moved down between her legs.She was rubbing her pussy while she sucked.He pulled my mom up,kissed her and then laid her on the couch.My mom spread her legs and gave him a nice view of her pussy.Wet pussy with small lips and landing strip.He put on a condom and soon he was between her legs.My mom whispered something and he smiled before he dropped the condom on the floor.Dad's friend was moving up and down,faster and faster.My mom was quietly moaning and soon I heard wet noises.She was squeezing his butt cheeks and hugged him with her thights.Her toes were curling.Her moaning was louder and her eyes roll up.He stopped and his body was pushing forward.He was filling my mom.He had long cock and his cum went deep down into my mom's pussy.My mom licked the rest of the cum from the cock and went back to the bedroom.

I really never knew my mom. She was killed when I was a baby. But many times I did witness my dad and a woman having sex. Our house was a old farm house. Gravity heated so every room down stairs had floor vents letting the heat rise to the upper story. My dads bedroom was below a storage room upstairs. I would go to bed and wait until I heard them making noises and sneak in the spare room and watch down the vent. Some of his girlfriends was real hot looking. Of course some of the things they were doing was gross for me. Him eating her pussy, her sucking his cock. Well until I grew up anyway.

Then there was one woman. She was much younger than my dad. My dad would be at work and she would lay naked on the bed and masturbate. Sometimes, I think she knew I was spying on her. She would pull her knees to her chest and spread her legs wide open to give me a excellent view of her slit. Sometimes she would finger it too or put something inside of it and masturbate with it. Unfortunately, her and dad only lasted a few months.

Then one of dad's girlfriends moved in and that room got transformed into a bedroom for his girlfriend's mother. Damn it!

When I was still living at home in my teens, I often heard mum and dad having sex but never saw anything of them actually doing it. Views of mum were mainly limited to her wearing very thin nightdresses while up early in the morning making breakfast.
When you are a teen without a girl friend the sight of any part of the female body is memorable.
At that time we had recently moved into a new 3 bedroom house but the walls were paper thin compared to our old house. I never found out if my parents realised how much I could hear but it made for some great listening late at night. A few months after we moved in, mum’s youngest sister came to stay with us for a while after leaving her husband. She had great looks and a stunning figure to match but unfortunately two young sons both under two came as well.
Even in the bigger house, it then felt very crowded though my aunt didn’t seem bothered at all exposing herself while breast feeding her youngest. Dad got treated to plenty of views of her massive nipples as much as I did, only mum didn’t seem completely happy with it. By the time aunt moved out about 6 months later I had seen aunt’s boobs loads of times and dad looked as sad to see her go as I was. Mum seemed to be the opposite, but I never asked about what had caused the obvious bad feeling between them that existed now.
A year later, I was living in my own small 1 bedroom flat and enjoying the peace and freedom of living alone. Life at home had become unbearable and it seem liked mum and dad did nothing but row all of the time. I had money left to me by my gran and I was working by then as well, so I moved out as soon as I could just to get away from the poisonous atmosphere.
One Saturday afternoon I was listening to some of my rock records blasting out and reading a soft porn magazine when I heard a knock at the door. I lived in a block of flats where neighbours rarely spoke to each other so I was curious who it could be. Opening the front door I found my aunt standing there looking a complete mess and without makeup and before I knew it, she asked if she could spend a couple of days with me while her application for emergency housing went through.
Not knowing what to say she took my hesitation to be a yes and soon I was helping to unload her stuff from the taxi. A suitcase and a few bags to go with a carry cot didn’t seem much and I was confused by the baby that came with her but I didn’t push her for answers at that point.
As she came into the small living room area I had to quickly hide the porn magazine and tidy up the rest of the house to make it look slightly better. I quickly made the bed and put worn clothes lying on the floor in the small washing machine I had. When I walked back in the living room I saw my aunt kneeling on the floor changing the baby’s nappy and her short mini skirt not covering her bum cheeks. Before I could say anything she stood up and said sorry she needs her afternoon feed and up went her jumper and I could see her massive veined boobs in her nursing bra. Mum always had a very big pair of boobs but aunt was usually fairly small on top, having three children obviously changed that. I offered to leave her in peace but she reminded me I had seen her nipples plenty of times in the past and there was only us two there now. After she stopped feeding, she placed the baby in the carry cot and we ended up whispering while her daughter went to sleep. At that point I showed aunt around and told her as It’s a 1 bedroom flat she could have the bed and I would sleep on the couch.
It seemed the polite thing to suggest even if my cock thought otherwise.
Tea for both of us ended up as a takeaway from the local Chinese washed down with some bottles of lager I had. After I cleaned up in the kitchen aunt asked if the flat had a shower or bath. I would have preferred a bath but because of the limited space, a shower, toilet and a sink was all that would fit in. Aunt went off to shower while I sat and wondered what on earth I had agreed to earlier and wondering if I would see more of her during the next couple of days. That question was soon answered as aunt came out of bathroom with just a skimpy towel around her that barely covered her and. I could feel a stiring in my jeans again when she sat opposite me and started drying her long blonde hair. I was trying hard not to look in her direction but I’m sure she knew I was staring. Saturday nights were usually spent in alone so to ease my embarrassment, I took myself off to the local off licence to buy more lager for me and a couple of bottles of wine in case she wanted something better to drink.
By the time I walked back to my flat, my aunt had dried off and was sitting reading a paper waiting for me to get back. Company of any sort on a Saturday night was a welcome change even if it was my aunt who I didn’t really know that much about. The wine bottles soon got opened followed by the 2 packs of lager and by 10 PM I was feeling brave enough to openly stare at her sitting opposite and the conversation gradually got more and more personal. What started as mild questions and answers both ways ended up very enlightening for me and I had no idea about most of what she told me.
I knew she looked nothing like mum and her two other sisters but I was completely shocked when she told me the reason for it. Unlike mum and her sisters, aunt was the result of a wild night of sex gran had when the government here announced World War II was finally over. Gran had been out with a couple of other women friends to a celebration party a few streets away from home and lots of strong drinks were plied on all the women there, including gran.
The joy of surviving the war and being celibate for her absent husband didn’t seem to matter anymore and she along with the other women allowed themselves to be stripped and then taken by the men present most of them complete strangers to her. Gran had only told aunt all of the intimate details after she had turned 21 because she knew my aunt felt something wasn’t as it should be.
The price of that enjoyment came in the shape of aunt 9 months later but gran always insisted that the enjoyment of that night was worth the consequences afterwards.
Hearing all of this had me feeling seriously horny and I just sat in amazement listening to it all.
Feeling like I could ask anything now I asked if blonde was her real hair colour because all of her sisters had dark brown hair and she said yes and smiled. I must have looked surprised or confused because she said I’ll prove it and she stood up and lifted her night dress over her head and stood slightly unsteadily naked in front of me and showed off a light coloured short bush of hair.
After that moment my sex education went into overdrive and she never ceased to amaze me while she stayed with me.

Wow, more please.

When I didn’t instantly grab hold of her, my aunt thought that I didn’t fancy her for whatever reason though the sight of a tall slimish naked blonde in front of me was as good as anything I had seen in the past.
The tent in my jeans should have told her I was more than happy with the view, my only problem was trying to decide how best to have sex with her. As I later found out, older women have more expectations than teenage girls but that was another lesson I never forgot.
My sexual experiences up to that point were with girls my own age and although I had managed to have full sex with two of them, the thought of sex with them had been better than the actual events. Lots of fumbling and a distinct late of finesse on my part each time, not helped by a lot of ignorance on the part of the two girls in question.
In the end, my aunt just asked me if I was a virgin or did I prefer men to women. Both questions got a resounding NO from me and I took hold of her arm and dragged her on to my bed. I was about to climb on top of her when she suggested that foreplay was a better way to start than just plunging in as fast as I could and I got a short lesson in how best to lubricate a dry but willing pussy as well as creating multiple orgasms for her with my fingers, thumbs and tongue.
After playing with her for about 20 minutes she finally had her first orgasm which she described as ok for my first attempt but she did promise to make me better at it in time. After that, she finally told me it was time for the main event but not before she confused me again by asking what positions did I like best. The ones where I’m fucking you was about all I could say, judging by the look on my aunts face she must have decided then not to ask me stupid questions like that again.
Predictably the first try together was over fairly quickly but I thought it felt great for me so I was confident enough to ask my aunt was it was great for her as well ?
Never one to be subtle when there wasn’t a need, my aunt just said a bit less fast and furious and a bit more technique next time please.
After a week of constant screwing I was happy with the mechanical size of life but I found that I enjoyed sex even more when she was vocal rather than just lying still and letting me fuck away.
I eventually found the courage to tell her this though I half expected a slap for being cheeky. Thankfully she didn’t mind the suggestion or think it was too pervy, or mad and she talked away to me from that point, no topic off limits.
Without any pressure from me, she admitted she had lost her virginity at 15 and had full sex with another couple of boyfriends before meeting her first husband when she was 17.
They were married before she turned 18 and she admitted she was warned about the perils of marrying so young but she ignored everyone and did it anyway. The marriage lasted 5 years so I suppose everyone was right about that.

When I was certain I could ask her absolutely anything, I finally asked why things were so bad between her and mum.
She didn’t answer at first so I reminded her, no secrets between us was what we agreed.
When she finally answered I actually stopped fucking with her to listen to all of the details.
When she first moved in with us she had little money most of the time and no home after she walked out and left her husband.
While feeding her and her two sons wasn’t a massive drain on our house finances, aunt was aware that she wasn’t contributing money wise to the house bills. Helping with house work while mum was out doing her part time job was as far as it went. That changed one Saturday when I was away with the scouts camping and mum was already off to her cleaning job. Thinking she was alone in the house, aunt walked naked from her bedroom along to the upstairs bathroom to run a bath. As she finished filling the bath she turned around and saw dad standing in the doorway wearing only a pajama top as he always did in bed.
She had no idea how long he had been standing there but his cock was already hard and after an awkward few seconds she told him his cock looked lovely and he hugged her and began fingering her clit and kissing her neck while she slowly wanked him.
After few minutes of that she felt wild and horny as hell and she dragged him back to his bedroom and they fucked like rabbits until she heard her youngest crying for a feed.
After that, they fucked together on a regular basis and aunt admitted dad loved the fact that any position was fine with her and missionary position sex was avoided. This illicit fun between them went on for about 3 months before disaster struck one morning when mum came home early and caught them fucking in bed.
I had no idea they were having sex together but after hearing this I finally understood why the atmosphere was so bad at home suddenly.
My aunt was about to try and justify what had happened but I didn’t want to hear it because it was all done and over with now. Afterwards, I almost wished I hadn’t asked about the bad feeling but too late was the cry as the say.
Aunt stayed with me for two months instead of the few days she originally promised, but she finally got an offer of council house and with that she could have her other two children back from foster homes. That was fair enough to me and I couldn’t blame for her ending our fun together.
I enjoyed the physical side with her but I wasn’t ready for being a step dad to an instant family of three young children.
Once aunt had left, I went back to living alone again and enjoying a house that didn’t smell of shitty nappies every day.
My single life only lasted for about 6 months though as I was forced to move back home to try and sort major problems out there.

My mom had a thick curly bush that spread out to her thighs.

I remember asking her why she had hair down there, she laughed and said "that's what happen when you become a woman."

For that reason, a nice thick bush always seemed very womanly.... and because of that, I rock a full bush.

I know, I know... shaven it off.:rolleyes:

Don’t shave it off just because you think others want you to. I had seen my parents naked many times growing up. They weren’t nudists, but also weren’t overly shy. They slept nude, and I saw them at different times. Like if one of us was sick at night either mom or dad would come to the room to see what they could do, without bothering to cover up.

Mom had a very full bush, probably why I prefer that look on a woman now. I grew up in late 70’s early 80’s so that was the look in porn magazines and my girlfriends had. My wife also, started dating in 80’s and she’s kept it full since.

But I saw them naked a lot casually. I also peeked a few times when they didn’t push the door closed fully before having sex. Mom was loud, so if I wasn’t awake when they started, I soon was.

Keep it please. Bush is amazingly sexy

Either way
 

Ladies choice!
Personally, I like it saved smooth but if a lady with a full bush wanted to have sex with me, I sure as hell wouldn't run away screaming, "Aargh, gross!" Lol!

I never saw or heard my parents having sex growing up but I did see my mom when I was only 6 years old. I remember it clearly even though it was back in 1956. It was the first year we lived in a house in the country. My mom was only 32 at the time. I remember I was watching the Saturday morning cartoons and my mom was taking a bath. My uncle Sid came over (he wasn't my real uncle, he was my dad's best friend but we called him uncle because always came over regularly). Anyway he just walked right in saying "knock, knock anyone home?" Like he always did. He said hi to me and asked where mom and dad were. I told him dad was at work (he was an over the road truck driver) and mom was taking a bath. He went back to the bathroom and walked right in. Even at 6 years old I wondered why he went in there when mom was in the bathtub. As he walked in I heard my mom ask him what he was doing here she was taking a bath, then the door shut. I don't know how long he was in there since I was just watching my cartoons.
Eventually they both came out, she had a towel wrapped around her and they went in to her bedroom. After a while I was getting hungry so I went over to her door and listened. I could hear mom mom talking softly and it sounded like they were bouncing on the bed or something. I went in and and mom was naked on her back and uncle Sid was naked on top of her. Her legs were up in the air and he was moving around a lot. I said "Mom I'm hungry". Obviously I had no idea what they were doing. They just both looked at me and mom said she would be right out. I just left and went back to my cartoons until she came out with a robe on and got me something to eat. She never did say anything to me about it. I don't know how she would have explained it. Naturally when I got older I knew what they were doing and always how often they did it.

Just for the record, I love a full bush!

I saw my parents having sex once, I'm never going to that website again. - Larry the Cable Guy.

In to it
 

My parents were really in to sex. Me and my brother (shared the next door room) would often hear them although we never saw them.
They had a fair collection of magazines, Search, Relate, Anal Sex and contact mags. Not to mention a fair few sex toys, most homemade. Judging by the polaroids, they were in to bondage, masturbation (particularly toying her ass). Despite being just under 5' tall, she seemed to like relatively large insertions. I found a draft letter in one of the contact mags. They were in the process of looking for a guy with a huge cock to fuck her. Not sure if it happened, as she fell ill shortly afterwards.
I think mum must have had a pretty high sex drive. She let slip at a family party, having drunk loads, that she needed lots of fucking to be satisfied. Got the feeling it was a dig at my dad for coming too quick. I did catch her once flicking through my adolescent porn stash.

LMFAO!
 

That's some funny shit right there! :D

My mom might have blushed, but probably not. They were fairly open about a married couple fucks a lot. My dad sure didn’t care that I heard them and peeked a few times too.

The first time I seen my step mother naked I had awakened to some noise that I heard and decided to check it out. As I was checking out the noise I noticed it was coming from her and my dad's room and I also noticed that their bedroom door was half opened and that there was a light on. I decided to go ahead and look inside and there was my step mother bent over her dresser getting pumped from behind by my dad. I stood by their door watching them for awhile without them even noticing but of course I wasn't standing directly in front of it either. As my dad pulled out of her pussy I heard like a plop sound and as she turned facing me after he pulled out of her I also seen some of his cum drip out of her. When she had turned around facing me she bent over to pick up her panties that were on the floor and that's when I got a good view of her pussy because her legs were spread as she leaned down to pick them up. I don't know if they just forgot to shut the door or if it had come open without them knowing it. I do know after that I often wondered what her pussy felt like lol.

I also seen my real mom with my dad once, but I think that I already posted about that incident :)

My mom and dad story
 

I grew up with the "hot mom" amongst my group of friends. I was proud of it when I was first old enough to know it. Then in middle school through highschool I was teased about it a bunch. Mostly harmless stuff but the comments got old after a while. Then by college and beyond I stopped caring about it as everyone matured and grew out of it and it became a non-issue again.

Anyways, several years ago I was dog-sitting for my parents and staying the weekend at their house while they were away. I was using my dad's computer to look at sports scores and set my fantasy football lineup. I noticed that he had a ton of photo albums in his "My Pictures" folder. Tons of pictures dating from the early 2000s through the time I was looking at them in around 2015 or so. Most of the pictures were just the usual family photos or photos from trips that my dad had taken. So I got distracted and spent an hour or so just looking through them.

In one of the albums were photos of my parents' on a trip they took to Washington DC around 2012. I was keying through the photos using the arrows on the keyboard. My dad takes photos of everything so there were a lot. Then randomly amongst the photos of monuments and different places around the city were three pictures of my mom in their hotel room. She was wearing a dress – like a nice one that older women might wear to a graduation. She was also on all fours with her back arched and butt sticking up in the air near the edge of the bed and some random younger guy was behind her. I have no idea who this person was, but he was standing beside the bed behind my mom looking down with his hands on her hips and ass over her dress. He seemed to be admiring and feeling her ass and she was looking into the camera and smiling.

I was completely in shock seeing this picture. I literally got sick to my stomach for a while – almost like I was betrayed. I'm guessing my dad took the picture. The random guy looked like he was my age. He had a backwards baseball hat on and tshirt and jeans. My mom would have been in her early 50s when this was taken. I moved to the next picture in the album and it was pretty much the same picture. Then I moved to the picture after that and it was similar, but her dress was lifted up in this one. From the angle the picture was taken you could see the side of her bare hips and that her underwear was pulled down. The guy's hands were again on her ass – one hand on each cheek. Then the next picture resumed to more standard tourist photos taken on the next day.

What I found interesting though is the the numbering sequence of the photo filenames (IMG_####) appeared to skip about 150 photos from the last one taken of my mom and the random guy and the tourist photos taken the next day. Sometimes I wonder what would be on those photos missing from the album and other times I wish I could just forget I ever saw those in the first place. Ultimately I know what likely happened in that my parents hotwifed my mom out to some random guy in the DC area who lived the dream that all my friends and classmates had probably wished they got to live.

I never spoke a word of this to my parents and I never went back into my dad's computer to check again. Over time I went from being appalled by this to occasionally turned on thinking about it more recently. But it was a bizarre and shocking thing to have encountered.

My father passed away when I was young and my mother has never remarried, she has had many relationships since, some long-term, some short. While I never walked in on her in the actual act of sex, I did walk in on her while she and her boyfriend were in bed and both were shirtless, I asked her a question, and she answered and told me to leave, making no attempt to cover her breasts but I was too young to understand what was going on so it was nothing to me. Later in life, I'm pretty sure I've walked passed the door while she was in the middle of sexual intercourse or doing something that sounded like she was giving oral sex.

I was never bothered by it, I think I understood in a way that my mother was a woman and she had needs like every woman but I will admit to having a bit of a voyeuristic streak and being curious about things, so fast forward to 2019 (I mentioned this in a previous post) attempting to fix my mother's phone and I ran across a few nudes, lingerie pics and some sex pics in her phone while trying to move her pics to cloud storage and as I stated then, it felt crazy and different and honestly, I thought about uploading a pic to this site just to read the comments but I slept on it and changed my mind..

Several times...
 

I heard my mom moaning regularly when I was young... my dad has/had a massive Johnson. This is why my folks got divorced before I was 10 - He couldn't keep it out of other women. She walked in on him fucking a woman, right after she left him to go home. He was the fucking man back in the day. My mom was a model in Miami. I heard them fucking many times but never saw them. However, i would watch my mom and her second husband/stepdad through the blinds from the age of 12 on. I accidentally found one of their self filmed porn videos when I was fourteen. It was very graphic with perfect POV type angles, and my mom was so fucking hot that I came as soon as I got my cock out of my pants, over and over. Seeing her performing, cum dripping out of her, it was something for a kid to see. Dark hair, super phat pussy perfect ass, beautiful body and face. Yeah, too bad the video is no longer. I later saw my dad fucking women, once in the pool, once when he flew two hot blondes up to spend the weekend with us. He later told me that the younger one had told him she wants to be my first... smoking hot. I had braces and acne and wasn't quite the player at that point lol. There's a lot more to it but it's a start... got me hard telling the story.

I grew up in a household where we rarely wore more than just our basic underwear. My dad and I would routinely walk around in just boxers and my mom almost never wore a bra. While they never purposely had sex in front of me they definitely flirted and were handsy with each other. There were several times that I recall my dad coming up behind my mom, giving her a hug, and then fondling her breasts for a moment before she would playful tell him to stop and push her away. Likewise she would come up behind him and stick her hand down his pants.

They waited until I went to bed to really get after each other. My bedroom was in a loft so it was open somewhat to the rest of the house below. There were a few nights that I would hear my mom moaning loudly and hear the slapping of skin on skin.

If I got out of bed and went to the edge of the stairs I could lay on my stomach and be hidden but get a view of the living room below. There were several nights that I remember sneaking out of bed and seeing my mom lying on the couch with my dad eating her out. They would then stand up and I would see my mom giving my dad a sloppy blowjob. It was my first time seeing anything like that. Over the years I saw them in just about every position possible. I don’t think they ever saw me from my perch. I did once pretend to need a drink of water so I remember slipping down the stairs quietly while they were turned the other direction and otherwise occupied. I snuck into the kitchen and turned to see my dad cum on mom’s face. They cleaned up and I made a noise so they eventually noticed me in the kitchen. I think that one must have scared them because it was months before they had sex in the living room again.