"He's perfect."
 

That was the response of an ex-girlfriend to some of her friends when one said, "well, he looks good, but how is he in bed?"

The same ex-GF also once said to me, "if you don't come, I'll take it personally." Well, it made me a bit mad that she'd put some pressure on me like that. So, I banged her hard - and came hard. I guess she knew what she was doing...

I will never doubt your stories again!
 

A gal I met online, we had chatted for some time before we first met face to face. While chatting I was telling her stories from my time as a ski bum and apparently she felt some of the tales were stretching the truth a bit. I used to ski some pretty extreme situations and she as a non skier must have thought i was exaggerating to try to impress her.

At our first meeting, as she reached into my pants she cupped my balls in her hand and exclaimed "Oh My God! Your Balls are HUGE! I will NEVER doubt any of your stories again!"

It still cracks me up when I think about it. :D

a few from the past
 

1. It was the first erotic moment with her.
As I was eating her pussy, she said "Do it, do it now".
I was not intending to fuck her on the day, but i couldn't stop after hearing it.
As I was entering her, she said "You are big, too thick for me"

2. It's another girl. I had a steamy sex with her on a hot summer day.
After that, she said "Wow, now I know what's a passionate sex"

I was having my first serious hookup with this one girl in college. She was topless and we were kissing on her bed. I went to pull down her panties and she stopped my hand. I asked her what was wrong and she was too embarrassed to say. I said "Whatever it is, just be honest with me and I promise I'll understand."

Her reply: "Well...it's just that...the only hair I have is what's on top of my head."

I wasn't quite sure how to reply so I just said "I really don't consider that a problem."

She wasn't lying, by the way.

In a coll_ge bar
 

Said to me by the roommate of a girl I'd been out with the week before.

"I know we don't know each other very well, but would you do to me what you did to my roommate with your mouth? Just remember I'm a virgin at this."

a few more
 

The second girl was not sexually much experienced, and she said her ex-bfs were not good on the bed.
After having sex with me a few times, she said
"Now I think I can understand what's good about doggie"

Another girl.
It was the second sex with her.
She was holding the sink in the bathroom, and I entered from the behind.
After a few poundings, I asked
"Should I stop?"
Shaking head
"Do you want me to continue?"
Nodding

Maybe 20 years ago
 

I was in bed with this tiny Malaysian woman and she is blowing me. She looks up at me with her fore arm next to my cock and says "your dick as big my wrist." And I guess we both took that as a challenge because we spent the rest of the night making it fit into her very tight pussy.

Brings back memories. My ex also a Malaysian, cum really hard. When she finished she looked at me and asked ,What just happened ? Turned out she never had orgasm before.

Don't Mind Me
 

said to me while I was shaving nude at my bathroom sink when my "Three's Company" roommate slipped into my bathroom because she needed to pee and her roommate was using their shared bathroom. We had previously peed in the presence of each other at in the bathroom at someone's house party, but this was the first time she had seen me nude.

She was Malaysian Chinese and when I started to get an erection, she said "Don't get hamzap!" (cheeky)


She was careful not to let me see too much of her while she was peeing or wiping herself afterwards. After that, she often came into my room when I was changing, or in my bathroom, and we eventually got "handsy" with each other, but never had sex.



This is the story of the first time we shared a bathroom


https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...4&postcount=64

"I hope we made someone's day"

was said by my wife during our honeymoon after we had some doggystyle sex with her leaning out the open hotel window, her naked tits hanging outside. It was my first inkling that she had the makings of a real exhibitionist.

Second place was:

"I was thinking, 'How is that going to fit?!' "
Was what she told me when I asked her what went through her mind when she first put her hands down my pants. The look on her face every time she mounts me is priceless.

FB #1: "Fuck me full of your cum."

FB#2: "It makes me hot when you say 'c*nt'"

First Girl Friend: "I've never seen a boy naked before. . ."

From a girlfriend (now wife) "if you want to put that thing in you have to do it yourself, because I'm not touching it!"

She now loves to stroke it and suck it. She also loves to hold on to it as I cum si she can feel me cumming.

Didn't fuck her, but
 

Like a lot of guys, I have a line of hair that runs from my belly button, down to my pubes. One summer day, after high school, a bunch of us were hanging around someone's pool. A girl who I had known for a few years came up to me, grabbed some of that hair, and said "I know where that leads!" But I didn't follow up, because I had never found her that attractive.

not sexy but shocking
 

While asking my drunken girlfriend "what do you want me to do to you" while i have her against a wall outside a closing night club she replys.
hmmm..
I can tell you what I don't like.

I dont like it when you pee on me
I don't like it when you hit me
and I don't like it when you pull my tampon out with your teeth...


who the hell had this girl been with..
I tell my friends i could right a book all the wierd girls that were attracted to me.

After going down on a FWB for a while, she said "That was 8 - but who's counting..."

Wife while ramping up to an orgasm, "I love getting fucked, I love getting fucked, I loved getting fucked . . . "

Wife while having an orgasm, "Fuck meeeee . . . . fuck me harderrrrrrr!! "

A FWB, after we'd spent most of a whole weekend in and out of the sack. She suddenly approached me toward the end of the weekend, and with a dead serious look on her face, said quietly, "your cum runs out of me for days after you've left."

Wife and I had a male friend over for a threesome a few years ago. Great time was had by all; she ended up with cocks in all three holes before we were done. We like to relax and enjoy the social aspect for a while after a playdate, but on this day we had an urgent errand to run, so we reluctantly kicked the boyfriend out early to get on with our task, as we had to appear at a bank before close to sign some papers that afternoon and were cutting it close.

So off the boyfriend went and we hurriedly got dressed and bolted out the door. We're busily making our way up the bank's front steps when my wife stopped so suddenly I nearly ran into her. She about-faced and asked, "does my breath still smell like cum?"

Wow!
 

We're busily making our way up the bank's front steps when my wife stopped so suddenly I nearly ran into her. She about-faced and asked, "does my breath still smell like cum?"

AWESOME!

Thank you
 

"Thanks Sweetie, I never thought about my anus as being a sex organ. Let's do that again sometime."

An ex-GF and I were out at a beach resort for a weekend. She was normally a pretty proper lady but she squeezed into a dress that she intended on wearing with shorts and I convinced to wear this micro short thing without anything else. After being in the club for a bit we went to the bathroom area and in the hallway were getting grabbing and without anyone around I went for it and pulled down her black thong and put it in my pocket. It was intense for her because like 15-20 mins she asked in the sweetest way with her latina accent "Babe, can I have my panties back?" :) I told she could get them back later. A few tequila shots later and she is loosened up, dancing sexy up on top of a speaker on the dance floor and getting sloppy with her dress anytime her arms come up high, inhibitions gone. Later that night she blew me on the hotel balcony even though there was people on the next hotel outside their room. The following day and many other times I loved bringing this up and seeing how wet she got from hearing the details on her showing off her body with several guys and a few girls seeing her bare waxed crotch.

shut up and keep fucking
 

I was pounding away on my sweet Malaysian/Chinese lover..wanting to know what she would like me to do to make her happy, I asked what she would like.. and her reply was

shut up and keep fucking.

What about you
 

While I was in grad school, one of the undergraduates came by my office to talk and flirt. She had a reputation as someone who was trying to fuck all the male faculty and grad students, but I was such a geek that I only thought of that in the abstract. Our talk led to guys in the department who she thought were cute, and I make some return comments that several of them had remarked that she was hot. Then she said.......and what about you?

I may have been a geek, but I'm not stupid, I let her "teach me things"

Malaysian Hooker
 

While she was blowing me......."Your dick, big my wrist!"

First GF
"I can't wait to get you inside me"

Married friend sitting next to me in the car in a dark street after some kissing;
"You know you could persuade me to have sex right now if you wanted to"

I did, - she didn't need much persuading

"You don't know how tempting that is....."

What Mrs A said as a friend wanked and rubbed his cock on her pussy.

Not really erotic, but unforgettable.

"How were we both at Pride all day and neither of us got a condom?" -The girl I was hooking up with, realizing we would not be having sex that night.

Overheard from an ex
 

Won't go into how the situation happened, but one time I overheard an ex gf in bed with some random student and her saying...." if you want you can spunk inside me .....please".
Worked for both him and me that time lol

My wife has several that stand out for me are unforgettable.

One night after about two hours of playtime with several male friends she looks up and out of the blue says "Hey, who's cum is this?" She doesn't like cum in her hair and had accumulated several loads before realizing.

Another night out she is playing and getting her pussy ate by several guys. She wants to get fucked but in the midst of everything going on says it this way: "Hey, I didn't come here to be eaten." After a good laugh, (she was enjoying having her pussy ate) the guys figured out what she was wanting and saying and moved to fucking her.

An old girlfriend said,
 

"Don't you dare cum yet 'cause I wanna suck you off some more."

Girl at the bakery
 

Once I was at a Mexican food/bakery place in town. There was a girl who worked behind the counter that I had seen several times previously.

She asked me how I was doing. I said my back was hurting, which was true. She looked into my eyes, and, while signaling to her pelvic area with her hands said, "maybe you have a blockage in this part of your body you have to work through." I thought it was awesome! However, I didn't follow up on it because I was married.

I once had established a flirtatious relationship with a coworker where we would both make innuendo jokes and ask each other about our sex lives. We were both definitely attracted to each other and would never act on it due to being in relationships, but there was a lot of chemistry. One day I made a joke about fucking and looked into her eyes and raised my eyebrows. She crossed the “only joking” plane and blurted out, “god I want you so fucking bad”.

Again, never acted on it but she was really hot and it gives me an ego boost to this day that she wanted to fuck me so bad.

Erotic Quotes
 

Hope this fits the quotes
“ lady I was fucking used to say to me, bang your balls against and empty your balls into me”
It really made me fuck her faster and harder,
Great turn on.

Hot gym babe
 

During my bodybuilding days, I met the new rep' from one of the suppliment companies at a BB competition

As a gym bunny she obviously had a great body, long legs and a tight butt.

We flirted throughout the day, even though her daughter was with her and she was married, but was not happy as hubby was a bit of a slob.

Anyway, after a number of phone conversations we met on a side street, her in the company car, me in my car, and ended up in bed at my place.

As she was getting dressed, she looked at me and said.

"I got wet the moment I saw your car".

- Luv it! -

And your car is a.......? yugo? :D

"I'm kneeling down about to take his cock into my mouth, the head is really big, do you want to listen in?"

My wife told me that she had to drop some paperwork off at this lawyers home office, he had been flirting with her. I gave her permission to have fun and bring home a wet pussy for me to fuck. She did.

My black co worker friend when I asked if he ate pussy he said “I’ll suck the liver out the b*tch “

Never forget it
 

After fucking my wife, she went down on me and started licking my cock. She never did that after we fucked before. It was such a turn on, and she paused, looked up at me and said

“you’re right, my pussy does taste good”.

Immediately got hard and we went again. I guess she needed more and didn’t want to wait for my 2nd wind or to get off with a finger.

HER: "Can I have it a bit further in please?"
ME: "Blimey, it's ages since a lady asked me that!"

Unfortunately, she was a pupil, I was giving her a driving lesson and she was asking me to adjust the door mirror for her. But she was kind enough to laugh at the feeble joke.

By far my favorite message. You won't believe the reaction.

My ex..
 

She sucked some total strangers cock behind an alley beside the neighborhood bar and later text me the details...one part stands out:

“nope..pulled him out & jerked him off when i knew he was about to cum...some got on my neck & poss drop or two on my lip/cheek but only teeny bit”

She was a great time and there are a lot of quotes from her that stick in my head

Awesome!
 

I love it!
God knows im gonna use it! :D