Ahhhhhh......I understand now.
When someone says boner, I think erection.
you know what they say......seek medical help if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hour.
Shit, if I could have an erection that lasted 4 hours, I would call a news conference. :-)

Neighbour was out with her kids on the swings this sunny Sunday for a couple of hours. I was pottering in the garden clothed - didn't want to push my luck - especially with her kids in view a lot.

When they went in, I did an hour and a half gardening in the buff. If she went to her upstairs window, she would have had a full view (kids too small to see over a window sill).

Another sunny afternoon here, so did some weeding and planting out some rhubarb from pots - in the buff - hour and a half in total.

Neighbour in next door, but not out with kids on swings.

Noticed half way through my work that she had opened her back bedroom window wide open. I was in clear view of this window for most of my work so she has clearly been able to see me at some time.

Packed in 5 minutes ago - clouding over & cool with no sun.

Chilli plants arrive mid next week !!

Went back out (clothed) an hour later to water in the plants I had bedded in. Her window still wide open - but this time with her lights on.

As I was walking back to put the hose back into the reel, she closed the window & waved. With that, I deduce I am not seeing any problems here (fingers crossed).

Things are looking up - I offered to show her the accounts software package I use for business on the computer - she is struggling to sort out her husbands year end figs. She wants to come round for a demo !

Hardly the move of someone who objects to the neighbour (me) who is in the garden in the buff on sunny days.

Just ask her if she minds you being naked in front of her. Ask her to join?

otherwise you end up looking like a creep

Barnyb - with all due respect, you have no idea what is being played out here - a muslim married lady, with a pre school age kid in tow & a husband who works from home ......... And you are saying what??

Just got my first bit of dialogue from my neighbour re my buff gardening.

Email saying she is concerned about her girls seeing me through the gap in the hedge - saying so far they haven't noticed.

Have assured her in my emailed reply there is no way I will intentionally allow this and to this end, I am putting a mulch & Growmore in the area so the hedge leafs up faster - which she can see if she looks. I take it from her 'concerns', she herself is not bothered or I think she would have added herself into the concern bit.

I have also advised her I am concerned about potential visitors seeing me from her back windows and asked her if she can warn me by email if she has any visitors like her mother or mother in law so I can avoid any offending behaviour from my side.

It will be interesting to see what her reaction is to the latter.

Brilliant response from her in my eyes.

Says she really appreciates my approach and has agreed to warn me when they have visitors for me to avoid being exposed and viewable from windows and given me the first dates when she will be having mother in law and aunt there.

I read into this she herself may even like it !!............... as long as her kids don't get to see anything which is understandable.:)

Surprised no one has picked up what a score this has been in her reaction. She has accepted my being naked next door in full view of her (subject to her kids not being able to see what she sees (understandably)). Is happy to warn me of dates when visitors will be at their house so I don't upset anyone.

This is totally alien for a muslim females behaviour to accept a western male being totally naked in her view ( and often) with no fuss. Moreover, she is a professional person - a barrister no less.

I am gobsmacked personally I am getting away with this.

Actually, she has become an accomplice!!!!

Perhaps it is a thrill for her too?

I think you are spot on there with that comment jimmybob.

Spent an hour in her house yesterday chatting - started with me going round to check the dividing fence fittings on her side adjacent to both our patio areas.

I am going to replace the decrepit waney lap board panel which her youngster spies through with a more solid panel - which she is very happy about. Removes one 'problem' area re her kids potential to see me in the buff when I am in my patio area.

She then advised me of more dates when visitors will be at her house.

No mention / objections coming from her at all re her ability to see me around in the buff.

Seems her husband has been listening to some of his professional colleagues who have asked him why he doesn't move to a more upmarket area to live in. She has told him she has no intentions of moving since we have 'really good neighbours'.

I am very happy to hear the latter on a few levels a). I like her !! b). she is ok with me being around my garden in the buff c). new neighbours may not be so tolerant

Well, my chillie plants have arrived. Very small plugs - so will have to pot them on & let them grow on a little before I hand a couple over to my neighbour through the hedge gap.

Her 1st visitors are here today until Monday.

I await the growth of these plants with some excitement.

I TOTALLY appreciate what this means and I have a feeling if I were you I might be sporting wood while out there now... and not by intention to push things but just because...

Last night, I started to sort out how to remove waney lap fence panel. She has a trellis screwed to the rear of it, so i emailed her to say I would need to remove it before taking the panel down. She emailed back to say I will open the back gate for you now.

When I got round there, the gate was open and she had vanished back indoors (hubby away at work - 8:30 pm). I suspect she may have been ready for bed and not quite attired as she would wish to be seen - normally she would be around to chat. Drat !!

Decrepit waney lap fence panel removed today, rotten wood support replaced, mortared the wall holes where posts were.

Await new panels tomorrow to replace old one. She was chatting to me all morning through her kitchen window

Still await fence panel delivery !!

Couple of emails from her over last few days - chatty unimportant stuff and one having a go at her hubby for being a self opinionated git - which is correct. Phone call from her today - asking if I am in the garden - I wondered what she was going to come out with when she said that. She was out for the morning - could I check whether her bathroom window was left wide open to the elements.

All going swimmingly well with no hints of problems with my buff gardening now I have almost sorted the potential for her kids no longer being able to see me (fence panels in will complete that). The lower 4 ft of the hedge gap I have blocked with some of the old panel waney lap pieces - so only she can see through the top part of the gap when I am around in the garden.

What if?
 

Have you figured out what you're going to do when her husband inevitably finds out what's going on? After all, he is your neighbor. He sure doesn't sound like a guy who will take it well (neither your exhibitionism or his wife's knowledge or "tolerance" of it.

I think that when he realizes that he really can't do much about your habits, he may force his family to move to another neighborhood. He has already expressed his wishes to do so. Either way, it will be very uncomfortable for you, not to mention what he will put his wife through. :(

Don't think he will find out. She certainly won't tell him and I am aware from what she says when he is around and when he isn't.

She has specifically told him not raise his kids up to see over the fence at our patio area (the only way they can see it from their side) - telling him it is a gross intrusion of our privacy ( and not what the kids may see on a sunny day !).

I am fairly confident he will be kept in the dark from her side.

Just been talking to her now in the garden - thanked me for blocking off the bottom half of the gap amongst the general chat. Has another visitor tomorrow.

Received a terse text from her husband a short while ago querying why I have not yet put the new fence panels in & shouldn't I have waited until I had the new panels before I removed the old one.
(This is from a diy useless fella who doesn't even know the right way round of a screwdriver - I kid you not)

Followed shortly after by another apologetic text - saying his wife had just told him off for the tone of his text.

Rang them back on landline - his mobile 'unavailable'.

His wife answered and said I have told him off for his rude text - speak to him yourself and passed the phone over to him.

I started off by saying I hoped his bedside manner as a GP was better than his attitude in his text, proceeding to tell him the reasons for taking the fence panel down was to :-

a). assess what other work was needed before being able to put 2 new panels in.
b). do the work before fitting new panels
c). the new work consisted of :-
i). mortaring the large holes in the render at the semidetatched house join point.
ii). mortar the missing pointing brick joints under render area
iii). repair rotten wood in THEIR adjoining fence link to a brick outhouse and creosote it.
iv). paint render next day when render mortar set to match existing masonry paint.

.................. and now ready to fit panels - which being specials re width requirement for some reason taking longer than promised for delivery.

He went a bit sheepish then when he realised he'd shot off at a tangent without remotely realising what had gone on in the background. His wife did - and told him so when she told him off for firing off his text.

Behaving just like she describes him - arrogant, gets the wrong end of the stick everytime, then has to climb down and apologise. In a word - a cnut!

More interaction today - she rang me to borrow some spanners. Dismantling a bed - declined my offer to help - hubby at home ! and said forcing him to get off his arse and do something useful. No doubt she did the job herself.

Gave me them back & very chatty - as usual.

Well - a warmish sunny day today & just after lunchtime she appeared with her youngest for a play on the swings.

I took the opportunity to appear doing some odd gardening weeding in the buff with my 7" dangler.

As I was walking down the garden from the house - probably 30 feet away from her - I could see her clearly through the top gap in the hedge (with her body facing the swing pushing the youngster who was facing away from her) with her head turned in my direction with what I can only describe as a wide cheeky grin on her face looking right at me.

I carried on walking pretending I had not noticed her.

I went back in soon after while she was still at the swings - taking too much of a chance today with no fence panel at all between our houses where they join.

Fence panel being delivered later today - so I will fix in the next day or so. Have emailed her to this effect re fence panel fixing.

Chilli plants delivered and re-potted & taking nicely.

Once fence panel fixed, next treat for her will be when I pass her the chilli plant(s) through the hedge gap literally 2 feet from me ! I wonder how she will take it being that close?

My sensual massages have bcome popular !
 

We basically had the same thing happen except the neighbor gal got so turned on she asked us if I could give her one. I did, and the word spread and now I give several women sensual massages while the wife watches and sometimes helps. Mine almost always ends with oral sex with my wife who is bi giving her pussy a good licking while I fuck their face.

These are the eyes that will be looking

Fence panel fixed on my side.

This fence much higher than the original - now 6' 6" tall.

Will be working on their side in their garden / patio area tomorrow. Given me a key to access their side gate.

Fence panels fixed both sides now. No chance now of her little ones seeing me in the buff - patio or gardening.

Only gap now is at her side through to mine in hedge @ 3 and a half feet up to 5 and a half feet - with quite a good view either way.

Dear Abby my wife won't keep her clothes on outside.
Very unusual situation. Not many women will admit looking at another nude man. Apparently your neighbor is enjoying this.
Her husband is the typical useless type. Wonder if they even have sex?
It was partially up to him to work on the fence area.
The last place we lived at the end of a cul-de-sac we had three neighbor yards boardering our small semi private back yard with an above ground pool.
One old lady used to actually call police because a few of our friends would yell out asking if we had clothes on when they'd visit. Police told her it is our yard and they can't see from her yard.
The neighbor dirrectly behind used to climb his apple tree when I was at work to watch my wife nude sunbathing behind the 6' fence. After his wife caught him that was the end of that!
Another young neighbor daughter used to sun bath behind our garage in their yard. i'd watch her topless from my garage window. After she saw me she started peeking in our yard at my wife and I nude through a space in the solid plastic fence. I guess she was getting even. This taking turns peeking lasted several years till that family then us moved.
Here in Florida for 21 years we just go naked most of the time and the neighbors say it's okay with them. We love the boonies and five acres.

Dear Abby, I have the opposite problem of Model T.
I can't even get my wife to take her clothes off in the house. The only time I ever see her naked is Saturday night for our weekly love making. I have tried everything. I have taken her to clothing optional resorts for a week at a time. In the summer we go to Gunnison Beach at least twice a month. She always wears her bathing suit.
I buy her flowers, I buy her flattering clothes, I compliment her and I treat her like she is the queen of my life, which incidentally, she is. nothing I say to build up her confidence works.
She likes the flowers but I can't even get her to take her bra off under her clothes.
She is a beautiful woman, and I am not just saying that because she is my wife. She could be a model.
Many years ago, her father said some uncomplimentary things to her about her appearance and she has never forgotten them.
What can I do to get her to enjoy naked recreation????

Did I kill the thread?????
 

I would hate thinking that I killed this thread.....
Nigbo, whats happening in your world with your neighbor.
Every morning I looked forward to your latest update.
I'm having withdrawal symptoms from not hearing from you.
What is going on in your neighborhood????
Did the husband find out about you??

No - neighbours are away on holiday until next Monday.

Weather has been great too - had 3 days in the last week gardening in the buff with no one to worry about peeping. Even had the wife working alongside me for 3 hours yesterday - moaning as usual about my state of dress - even though the immediate neighbours are away.

Now have to wait for my chilli plants to come on a little bit more and then when it's suitable weather and she is out in the garden I can call her to the gap and pass one or two over to her. Next couple of weeks should see this 'mission' accomplished.

I just wonder what her reaction will be. She may baulk at being so close ( 2' away) to a clearly visible naked man. She could even decide not to come to the gap because she will be able to see me as naked as I call to her through it.

Rest assured, I will report the outcome here.

Not You
 

Believe me, YOU are not who is killing this (and other) threads.

Interesting scenario yesterday. They are back off holiday and must have taken m-in-law with them & she is back at their house next door with them.

Hot sunny day yesterday.

Noticed she pegged out a load of washing which covers the hedge gap view from their side.

4 : 30 pm they all came out, wife, kids, hubby & m-in-law to the swings & I could see the hubby & his mother sitting with their backs to my hedge in the shade to avoid the sun, whereas wife sits in the sun facing the hedge (gap).

............ so I decided to mow my back lawn in the buff & clip the edges. Takes about 45 minutes.

Not a peep from next door who where there all the time I was out - so with the washing blocking the gap, I was completely out of view and able to do my thing

Interesting 'observation' of the mood next door when all in the garden with his m-in-law - wife not her usual smiley self & kids very quiet - normally lots of laughter / chat and excited screaming.

Even the wifes text replies to mine seem 'muted' while her m-in-law is there. She has normally added a 'x' with her name.

Looks like her m-in-law puts the damper on the whole family.

Point of order! [OT] I always wear long pants mowing the lawn, after some bloody experiences in a summer holiday job. I can only assume your yard is immaculate, you push a manual, or you are not afraid of some damage to the old feller & plums?

My lawns are both immaculate ( both 45' x 50') & I do 'push' a manual mower - a Ransome 12" old fashioned roller mower I had rebuilt by a mower shop closing down. They had a room full of old broken down push mowers and fettled me one good one from the lot before they closed up for good. Rare 8x cutting blade (normally 6).

Well patrourke - I don't know whether to be impressed by your quote. With an inside leg measure of 32", I would need a dangler of about 36" to cause me problems pushing my old mower. At my mere 7", I don't anticipate any trouble in that direction.

How did you manage to injure yourself?