A friend of mine asked me if I'd help him move his mother to a retirement home, she had a PC and it needed to be disconnected from the house and setup in her new room. Alan's mother is 85 and had a pretty nice PC, she used it every day to write her poems and browse the web.

I got it all disconnected and put in my car and asked if I coud help with the other stuff, there were bags and boxes all over the house. They were waiting for the movers to come and asked if I would take a couple of pieces of luggage by the door, personal stuff she didn't want to trust with the movers. I went to grab them, a suitcase and a flowered zippered bag, only the bag wasn't zippered shut and I could see inside, it was full of an impressive collection of sex toys. A Hitachi wand, some dildos, nip clips and a lot of brightly colored things which coud have been butt plugs. I figured 'good for her', if I get to that age I hope I still have a raging libido.

When I was in my twenties my brother and his wife came to visit me and I was over at their hotel room with my gf (now wife). I noticed my brother looking out the window at something and glanced over, and there across the way was a really hot young lady wearing a thong and nothing else laying her clothes out on her bed. She was a couple floors higher than we were and almost directly facing us, and had a fantastic pair of boobs. We both stared for a moment, then I said, "She should probably close her blinds." And then my brother's wife said from behind us, "You should probably stop looking," and my gf said, "Really," in a kind of annoyed voice. And so I stepped away. It was a little awkward - my gf was kind of watching me the rest of the time we were in the room to see if I was going to try to get another look.

A few years after that, my wife was a bridesmaid at her college roommate's wedding, and they'd rented this big house for the wedding party to stay in - I think there were ten or twelve people in all. One night before the wedding my wife and I had dinner with some relatives, and everyone else was going to go out together. So we get back to the house at around nine and it's dark and empty. My wife was getting the programs ready for the wedding, and she asked me to get her some more ribbons from one of the upstairs bedrooms. I was assuming no one else was home, so I just opened the door without knocking, and there was one of the other bridesmaids (about 25, Latina, not real pretty but with quite a figure) lying completely naked on her back on the floor. She had her legs wide open and was putting something into her smoothly shaven pussy. At first I had no idea what was going on, and then I saw the Monistat-7 box on the floor and realized she was treating a yeast infection. She was staring right at me with her mouth open, looking completely shocked, but she didn't make a sound. Then I hastily muttered an apology and closed the door. A minute later she opened the door, dressed now, and asked what I wanted. I told her and she gave me the ribbons, and I went back downstairs.
She stayed in her room until after the others had returned, and I don't think my wife ever realized she had been there the whole time. She never looked me in the eye the rest of the time, and I never saw her again after that.

My last client call on Friday was to a small field office for an insurance company. I walked in and the office was sweltering, they said the A/C was out and they are waiting for a repairman, I was there to load some software but I told them we shouldn't run the PC's in that heat and I recommended they turn off the ones that were on. I quickly noticed that both of these attractive ladies were in thin knit tops without bras because it had to be over 90F in that office.

I was about to leave and come back later because I didn't want to run the PC's, but I started to ask them details about when the A/C went out and I asked 'did anyone check the breaker'? In the high heat days the A/C can trip the circuit breaker, 'what's that'?, was the answer. I went to a utility closet and found the breaker box an sure enough, it was tripped, I flipped it on. The A/C came on and 2 very happy braless ladies were dancing with joy.

I waited around a bit for the office to cool off before starting the PC's, in the meanwhile I was treated to the site of cool air hitting those sweat dampened shirts, I even got caught looking a few times, but they were so happy to have the AC working no one cared.

More SIL
 

A few more to share. My SIL was at it again. Long story short, my SIL is on our phone plan. She uses my id to access apps, etc. Unintended consequence is that she has photo sharing turned on, so the pics she takes, end up in my photos on my ipad. These 2 are the latest gems. She really surprised me with the full shave!

An addendum to this story --

This past weekend I was in a neighboring town and stopped into a restaurant for lunch. While eating, a woman came in that looked vaguely familiar. She looked at me for a moment then mouthed my first name. I shook my head and she came over and I realized it was the woman I had posted about above. She was meeting some friends there for lunch but they had not arrived.

She sat down at my table and we chatted for a few minutes. We had not seen each other in over 20 years. We talked about our families and careers. She lived in a small town about 40 miles from me. But all I could think about was the fact that I had seen her completely naked having sex and that, to my knowledge, she had no idea. I had an internal conversation about whether I should mention it to her but her friends arrived before I said anything. Not sure if I would have anyway as it probably would have really embarrassed her. But just thinking about it now is still a bit of a turn on.

Anyway it is probably for the best that I kept my memories to myself as she really is a sweet person.

...every nice girl has a bad side..it might have turned her on..next time see her, take the risk, mention it, tell here you couldnt help yourself because of how sexy she looked back then and still is... see the reaction..might be bad initially but keep cool, she might like it...

Pleasant suprise.
 

I had a very pleasant suprise last night when I got home from work. My sister in laws car was parked in our driveway blocking the side of the garage that I park in. I left my truck parked outside and used our front door to go into the house. I thought my wife and her sister would be in our kitchen, this is where they usually sit when she comes to visit. The kitchen was dark except for the under cabinet lighting which was dimmed almost to the point of being turned off. I noticed an empty wine bottle sitting on the counter top, and from where I was standing I could see the lights from our hot tub were on. I walked over to the window hoping to get to see my sister in law in a bathing suit, even though she isn't very good looking and I really don't care for her much, I still wanted to take a look. The hot tub is about ten feet from the window so I had a good view. I saw my wife, her sister and her daughter sitting naked in the tub. Our niece is thirty two years old and has a great body and is very pretty, nothing like her mom. I could only see them from the waists up, so I could only see their tits, my wife and her sister both have big saggy tits, our nieces tits are still fairly firm and she has a small tattoo on her left tit. They were passing around another bottle of wine and drinking it straight from the bottle and all three of them looked like they were a drunk.

Has I stood watching I opened up my pants and played with myself, until they started to get out. I watched just long enough to see that my wife and niece both have shaved pussies and my sister in law as a full bush. I went upstairs before they came inside, and later when my wife came upstairs she asked me if i had seen them in the hot tub. I told her yes but just for a few seconds, I didn't mention about playing with myself. She told me her sister had called her husband to pick them up because they were to drunk to drive.

My wife was still drunk and wearing just a thin robe, we ended up on the bed fooling around. I tried to fuck her but as usual I had trouble staying hard, my wife got mad at me, and ended up sucking me and then finishing me off with her hand. I offered to eat her but she turned me down, and said she would once again have to take care of herself. I decide to watch her as she got out her vibrator and make herself cum, but before she used it she told me "why don't you go down to the kitchen and get something to eat". I went downstairs and ate and when I went back up to the bedroom she was fast asleep, so I spent the rest of the night looking at porn.

I was enjoying your story until the last bit which I found quite depressing. You need to invest in some of those little blue pills. I have the same problems that you have and they do wonders for me. You can fool around a lot in the 20 minutes or so that it takes them to kick in.

Yes sir. If it weren't for those magic pills I'd never get it up or keep it up. Age and BP meds are not a penis' friend.

Be Careful
 

Those little blue pills are dangerous. Forget about the online fakes, the real ones can easily kill you. When I tried them they worked but gave me awful pains in the calf muscles so I didn't take any more and have since heard of various stories of guys dying from massive heart attacks attributed to those pills. There is no easy answer to ED and depending on your age there are a few options. Just about any medication will either give you problems or be neutral at best so you should only take what is absolutely necessary.

Your diet can influence things at times but that can get quite deep and confusing except to say that the Paleo diet is a good starting principle. It's helpful to become very good at oral sex and using your hands, particularly giving a good massage before going down, I can highly recommend you use coconut oil. If you are young enough then you could consider a penile implant which look ok on Youtube but the operation might be a bit painful in recovery.

My prostate was removed a little over a year ago, due to early stage prostate cancer. Now, I can get a useable erection via a pump system and cock ring. I don't need to use chemical aids. In fact, as part of my post-op therapy, I used the pump around 15 minutes a day, every day, and it worked quite well at gaining and maintaining an erection.

If you don't want to use chemical aids (Is there a reason we can't say the brand names?), try a pump. About the only unpleasant side effect we've encountered is that it makes the girth of my penis large enough to cause my wife discomfort upon penetration, although lube does help quite a bit with that.

It only takes a few minutes to get pumped up, and the erection lasts for as long as you leave on the ring (although it's not recommended you leave it on for long -- 30 minutes, I think -- due to the lack of blood flow.

Since I now ejaculate urine, not semen:(, I've tried using a condom after pumping up. When I did, the condom put enough pressure on to push blood back through the ring's constriction and cause my erection to flop. So, if you depend on condoms for birth control, they may not work with a pump.

Filbert

What a splendid hijacking of this thread into an ED advice column.

Thanks for the various opinions. I have had no problems with use of Sildenafil (generic Viagra) but others may have different experiences. It solves my problem which is not getting the erection but keeping it. I have found that rings etc make me uncomfortable, maybe because I'm one of the guys that drags the average down. Although the wife does like me to use a Lelo cock ring with inbuilt vibrator that we got earlier this year and I put up with that because I like it that she likes it. If you get my drift.

And speaking purely personally, I would much rather switch off the light with a massive heart attack than go through years of dementia and care homes. Like Roger Daltry once said, "' hope I die before I get old". At 64 I don't feel old yet.

You should always consult your doctor before taking them. And there are 2 others, Cialis and Levitra, which work equally well, and may not have undesirable side effects for you.

And as far as "easily" kill you, real life statistics do not bear this out.

DR

My wife inadvertently handed our best friend naked pictures of herself. :-)

We may have hijacked this thread but it's nice to get honest opinions and information from other "mature" adults. As for me I gave up and hadn't had intercourse with my wife in a long time until she decided she'd give other men a try. Not that I had to, I wanted to feel seconds,etc. That was my reason for trying to get her to fuck others for years.
Thanks to everyone. And yes, I do occasionally wake up with calf and leg cramps. But I still wake up and the sex is great.

Just arrived back from vacation. I'd separated out a few nude pics of her from the pack of prints. She didn't realize... He literally said "should I be looking at these?"

Hear? Actually we need to see the ones :D

She took it well in fairness.

pizza deliveries- driver's view
 

Did a pizza job some years back, for some extra cash.. various people have answered the door in just a towel, or loosely tied robe.. I have also seen some fully nude, when I was passing a window towards their front door.

whether for a dare, or not realising how quick we deliver, it brightens the day!

Always like pizza stories... :D

Caught my sister in law nude when she and my brother stayed one weekend. Thinking the house was empty, she came out of the bathroom with just a towel wrapped around her head. 'Nice tits, and a shaved fanny,' I thought to myself, copping an eyeful. She smiled, looked me in the eye and asked me if I'd had a good look, but she made no effort to cover herself up. She walked straight past me and I got a good look at her ass as well as she disappeared into her room.
Her bedroom adjoined ours, and later that night, I could hear my brother fucking her. I heard him moan as he fired his load inside her. I was soooo jealous.
That was years ago - twenty or more, if I'm honest, and yes I did get into her knickers a couple of years later at a drunken New Year's Eve party. Her pubes had grown back, which was a bit of a disappointment. She wouldn't let me fuck her, but she did give me a blow job. I've had a snog and a bit of sticky finger since, but that's as close as I got.

Had to grab some tools out of my shed one night. My neighbors left the back door open and as luck would have it she took off her shirt and bra right in front of the door and slipped on a tshirt for bed. Lovely tits

Ex-SIL, Katrina
 

Over the years my ex-SIL, Katrina would often "accidently" leave doors open so that I could see her in various stages of undress. The first time it happened was the hottest.
Before Pam, my ex were married, Katrina and my ex were living together in Pam's house in Suburban DC. I was living in NJ but visiting Pam on weekends. On the second night of my first visit Pam had freelancing gig as a flutist at a society party and as I watched her put on her black cocktail dress, she apologized for having to leave, "I hope you don't mind having dinner with Katrina."
I assured her that I was OK with it as long as she hurried home after the gig.
Katrina made a nice dinner that night, and after dinner we went into the living room and sat on the sofa with our wine. We chatted about Pam and her as teenagers and Katrina started telling me about Pam's other lovers and husbands.
She said that Pam even made her second husband sign a “prenup” that laid out the dos and don'ts of sex.
It was getting late and she went into her bedroom to get ready for bed. I brought the wine glasses to the kitchen and walked back down the hallway to Pam's bedroom to get a book to read until Pam got home. As I passed Katrina's room, the door was wide open and she was lying on her bed stark naked. I stopped dead in my tracks and I stood in her doorway. She got up off the bed and shook her big tits at me.
She moved toward the doorway seductively spread her legs and started to caress her breasts and touch her pussy which was trimmed into an inch wide landing strip.
She gave me that “come hither” look and motioned for me to get on my knees and eat her pussy. I started toward her and then I heard the back door open and Pam calling, "Hello!"

Tough luck !!!
 

Damn!!!!!

I was a freshman in college and bumped into a female high school classmate (she was a year older). She was living in the same dorm and we just ran into each other one summer day. We sat down on a long bench and as we talked she turned to face me, moving her leg, pointing her knee toward me as she rested it on the bench. I glanced down and saw a decent amount of bush extending beyond her shorts (this was back when bush was the norm). I tried to act cool, but she probably sensed she was showing more then she intended and immediately put her leg back down. My heart started pounding, especially since it happened to someone I knew.

Another SIL pic
 

See my other posts in this thread for the story. Here is the latest SIL "spread".......

wife's friend
 

My wife is from Brazil and she sought out Brazilian friends in our city when we were first married and she missed her home country. One of her friends, Anna, used to hang out at our apartment often and have a few drinks. Anna was not attractive at all in the face but she had a banging body, just thicker than my wife and a couple inches shorter. She flirted with me a little but I really had no interest in her and it bugged my wife when she did.

One night I'd been out with the boys and had a few pints. I walked into the apartment and saw my wife had fallen asleep in the main room, watching the big tv. Some softcore Cinemax tripe was on, which was okay with me. We only had a tiny set in our bedroom and we often stayed in the main room to watch until really late. I was careful not to turn on any lights to wake her harshly, but as I bent down to gently caress her awake - and probably fuck her, as we were newlyweds and having sex every night, often 2-3 times a day - with the help of the blue light of the tv, I could see she was sleeping naked with a thin sheet pulled askew. Her pussy was exposed - dark landing strip trimmed close, with tan lines around her bikini lines both top and bottom a stark contrast to her dark skin. Her breasts looked a little bigger than usual and her hair was covering her face.

Just as I began touching her on the cheek and brushed her hair aside, I realized it was Anna. She'd had too many cocktails and stayed the night, my wife told me later. I got a long, good look at her tits and pussy - it wasn't much different than my wife's but she had fuller labia minora that hung down a little - and I was erect in moments. Even though I didn't find her attractive - it was a naked woman besides my wife - it occurred to me that I could probably get away with touching her pussy, going down on her or even starting to fuck her before I realized my "mistake" and I had to work hard to convince myself not to do it. It also occurred to me that Anna had planned this and set up for it. I knew my wife wouldn't do it because she's ridiculously jealous and the idea of me looking at another woman naked makes her mad. After a few moments and a good eyeful, I went into the bedroom and put that erection to good use with my wife. In the morning, when I surprisingly was the first one awake, I went to the kitchen but the sleeping Anna had managed to put on her panties at some point in the interim.

Unauthorized Removal of a Butt Plug
 

My wife and i were at an adult bike rally. During a B.S. session one day the discussion centered around the advantages of a butt plug. I could tell my wife was interested in the discussion, because she was leaning forward and listening intently. She asked me after the discussion ended and we were walking away, what my thoughts were on the subject. I told her that she could stuff anything up her ass that she desired. If it provided her a more intense climax, all the better. Later that evening, the group was all hanging out under the canopy, and all were drinking quite heavily. Almost all the ladies were dressed very sexy, and some were topless. My wife was not topless, but she might as well could have been. She had her midriff top tied up under her braless boobs, leaving them on full display. After awhile, one of the guys came around nude on the bottom. He had a butt plug in his back end. I noticed my wife moving over to investigate. Pretty soon, they were in an extended conversation. I didn't pay a whole lot of attention to what the two of them were doing. I was pretty drunk and was busy eyeing all the topless women and nude women around the immediate vicinity. Eventually, I looked back at my wife, who was now by herself. I asked how the discussion went with the bottomless guy. She said that it was just fine. He apparently answered all of her questions about butt plugs. Then she said that she wanted to get a good look at the other end of the plug. So you guessed it. While he leaned across the table to get his drink, she reached under his butt and pulled out the plug. I was dumbfounded. I asked what he said. She replied that it was not much. I then asked what she did with it. I was expecting her to say that she stuck it back in his ass. But, instead, she nodded to it sitting there on the table. I said, "So, you put it on the table where everybody's drink is sitting?" She shook her head in the affirmative. I asked why he didn't take it and plug it back in. She said, "I really don't know." I would bet not many wives have pulled a butt plug out of a guy's rear end -- at least not unless it was their significant other's butt. Go figure! I have attached a copy of the two of them engrossed in butt plug conversation. I apologize for the poor picture quality, but the lights under the canopy played havoc with my camera focus. However, you can still make out his bottomless state, and the fact that her boobies are sticking out unadorned.

Did anyone else read this and imagine an NFL referee announcing this to a full stadium in the middle of a game?

Penalty to Offence: First Down.

Step mother
 

We were living in Cyprus, when my dad and step mum came to stay. It was really hot at night. Getting ready for bed, I was waiting to use the bathroom but the door was locked. When the door opened and out stepped my step mother, totally starkers.
A nice view. She is petite, about 5 feet tall, small boobs, nice tight ass and a totally shaved fanny. I think she was pretty embarrassed but she never said anything.

That's so hot to hear!😃

My wife and I went boating with some older distant relatives in their 50s. Both pretty free spirited and we were on their boat. It wasn't a big boat and the lounge area was basically our bedroom.

Lots of peeks and views from that trip, for everyone, but one of the first was the most memorable. The lady was working in a t-shirt in deck early in the morning. Squat, spread eagle and bent over something between her legs.

When I walked up to her she stopped working and bent up to a sitting position to greet me, pulling her T-shirt up over her bottomless pussy. I got a full on view of her open very hairy pussy. It was quite a view and I was pretty much staring jaw dropped. She laughed and said oops, apologized and went back to work. I did end up seeing her and one of her friends nude tanning later too, that pussy image is seared into my memory.

Boating with my gf ungle and aunt
 

My gf uncle and aunt are around 40s and they have a sailing boat. Before covid they invited us for a 10 days trip around Greek islands with them and their children. They had a boy around 14 that didn't come with us and a girl Giuly around 20 coming with us. The boat was gorgeous with two cabins and a living space. My gf uncle and aunty took a cabin and we offered the other cabin to Giuly so I and my gf used the living space as bedroom. We left the first harbor and everyone changed into swimsuits. Giuly looks like her mother, both with a slim body, small breast and curling dark hairs. As we were far from the coast the aunt sat on a towel for sunbathing and removed her top. She had small areola with big nipples. My gf is very open about her body and she removed her top too. After some hours we reached a small cove and we stopped to swim and we decided to spend there the night. We swam and played all together and then the uncle and auntie went on board to prepare dinner. The boat had an open shower on the back to resine from salt water. The auntie was the first to wash and in the end she quickly removed her bottom and wrapped in towel. She had a shaved pussy. The uncle did the same and he flashed his dick to me my gf and her daughter for several seconds. Giuly wanted to be the last one. My gf removed her bottom from the beginning so she showed naked in front of me and her cousin and then she waited for me. I did the same and Giuly watched me showering completely nude. We moved on board to give Giuly some privacy but after her shower she walked to us wrapped in the towel and then she put on a dress in front of us giving her back so I could see her bare ass. She did not wear any undies. Meanwhile my gf wore a t-shirt and shorts without bra and the auntie just a dress too.
This was only the first few hours of a 10 days trip. Day by bay we got more relaxed about nudity and we spent lot of time naked together. The living space was inside the boat under a short ladder. Going up and down I was just few inches apart the pussies of my gf, Giuly and aunt. We also heard the uncle and auntie having sex in their cabin and both the uncle and cousin saw my hard-on during the night when they crossed the living space to go to bathroom.

Holy cheese basket TTT, Just took the calipers to a summer sausage from a cheese basket we just received the thing is 2.76" in diameter!!:eek:

Girlfriend's Cousin
 

For a few months back in 2019 my girlfriend and I were living with her aunt and cousin. Aunt worked most of the day and her cousin was taking courses online so she was used to being home alone. One night I was walking to the bathroom and ran into her cousin coming out of the shower. She had towel but was holding it bunched up against her chest. Got an eyeful of bush and ass as she walked by. She just said "Oh, hi" and went to her room. Then on the way back to my room I spot her sitting nude in the living room, brushing her hair.

Where in cyorus were you? And were you on a short term assignment so to speak?

I once worked with a niece on my wife's side of the family. This was when smart phones were relatively new. She wanted me to hold her phone for a while so she wouldn't drop it because she was busier than I was. I asked her if it rang should I answer it and she said yes. So when her boyfriend called I went to answer it but the picture that came up with the call wasn't a picture of him it was a picture of her top less in the bath that I am assuming he took. I never said anything to her about seeing the picture but I think she figured it out because I never got to hold her phone again.

Years ago, at the dawn of digital, a close friend had a boudoir style studio shoot done. She was sexy af and I'd seen her topless seven times over the years. She had the shoot done for her bf and it was very tame.

I saw the images once and there was only one where there was a nip slip where her fingers weren't covering her nipple. Fortunately I was one of the first to see them as her girl friend pointed it out.

They asked why I didn't say anything and, and being completely honest, I said that I expected to see more nipple from that shoot. It really was a lot of implied topless type shots.

I never saw them again, and I swear there must've been a nude set somewhere, judging by the type of shoot. Either way I'd love to see them again.

It was almost like this, but with one nipple :

if you have a picture of her. any picture, you can do a search that can find it. pimeyes dot com, it sc****s those type of open boudoir directories.

Dhekelia, just for a couple of years