BRING YOUR FLASHLIGHT AND YOUR TRENCH COAT
 

We will be investigating some dark wet places.

Yep, more of that anal probing I was talking about. Thanks for the post.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SLIMED WITH ECTOPLASM?
 

Ghosts need loving too

I WANT TO BELIEVE
 

Enjoy

"but she never lost her head even when she was giving head.." - Lou Reed

Thanks, Fox :)

TRUST NO ONE
 

To those who enjoy my threads: I've been taking a break from surfing Internet porn and posting here at OCC- but I'm not going away. Just don't count on daily posts anymore. The dark days of winter are almost over. Like "The Truth" -life is out there, folks. You can't live it sitting in front of a computer. I'll still be here at OCC- but not nearly as often. As they say in the X-Files: Trust no one... especially me! :D
Since you're here- enjoy these!

I WANT TO BELIEVE
 

But it's probably all just a lie.

WILL THERE EVER BE A THIRD X-FILES MOVIE?
 

I think there's a conspiracy against it. No conspiracies here though- just good random porn.

SCULLY'S MISSING!
 

She's probably fucking Walter Skinner

THE LONE GUNMEN
 

Never get laid

i saw fox mulder in a xxx video once ... and he`s almost as hung as i am ...;)

MOST OF US CAN ONLY DREAM...
 

It's an honor to be considered "almost" as hung as a man with a name like Hoss.... :D

This isn't about you. Or maybe it is, indirectly. I don't know. I feel like I've lost sight of myself, Mulder. It's hard to see, let alone find in the darkness of covert locations. I mean, I wish I could say that we were going in circles, but we're not. We're going in an endless line -- two steps forwards and three steps back. While my own life is... standing still.

Good post. awesome pics

JUST IN CASE ANYONE THINKS YOU'RE NUTS...
 

... that's a Dana Scully quote. It was either from the last movie or one of the many episodes where Scully questions what it's all about. The first episode that comes to mind is the one where Scully gets a tattoo. Anyway, thanks for the post.

Where is Fox?

Fox has returned
 

Thanks to the rebooting of the X Files in January, Fox Mulder's XXX Files also has some new cases to examine. Today Agents Mulder and Scully investigate the possibly paranormal phenomenon of breasts that seemingly act of their own free will. While the women here intended to cover, contain and hide their breasts, their breasts somehow have escaped. Can this be attributed to aliens? Was a government coverup exposed? Are the odds stacked against our agents? Can they keep abreast of the facts? Will Scully give Mulder a bust in the mouth? After examining the evidence, Mulder and Scully have concluded that there is no real mystery here...there is only appreciation.

Welcome back!

This week: Are there aliens among us?
 

Scully and Mulder think so...or at least Mulder does. As usual. Scully can't resist the urge to debunk his research and theories. For instance, Mulder believes the aliens are shape shifters who have taken human form. Scully thinks Mulder spends way too much time investigating human forms. As a medical doctor, and a woman who secretly goes both ways... Scully suggests she could be most effective just studying jeans. Mulder KNOWS which way she spells that.

X Files Reboot
 

I finally caught up with the six eposode X Files reboot Fox TV aired last season. Some of the episodes were pretty good. Some sucked. As for the women in this post...they all suck.

More Reboot
 

All future X Files episodes are on hold while the principal actors, Duchovny and Anderson, tend to prior commitments. Also, Gillian Anderson has wanted more down time to be with her family. We may have to wait until fall of 2017 to see fresh episodes, if then. I want to believe. Meanwhile we might as well wank. Here's some visual stimulation.

Sed in the head
 

From Mulder's Report to Assistant Director Skinner: "Today's X-File took Scully and I to the sunny shores of Italy where we were investigating a hot Italian mermaid named Sed. I suspect she's a mermaid because most Sed sightings are in the ocean or on the beach. But Scully and I have learned that this denizen of the deep goes into houses once in a while. While I was unable to determine if she is in fact, a mermaid...as this collage proves, what she does inside is just as amazing and gorgeous as what she does on Italy's beaches. No matter where she's found or what she's up to, Sed is hot. Radioactive."

I Want To Believe
 

Well, the X-Files are probably gone for good, since Gillian Anderson doesn't want to play Scully anymore. Any reboot without her would be doomed to failure. Anyway, the last season of the X-Files was pretty bad even with her. Only a couple of episodes were up to standard. The show's creator, Chris Carter, apparently had his muse abducted by The Smoking Man. Gillian continues to do good work. Check her out in the Netflix show "Sex Education." With Scully gone, my basement office is frequently visited by women hoping to replace her. (See example below) Although Scully can never be replaced, the visitors give me something to do besides flipping number two pencils into the ceiling.