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whitetail 06-12-2009 02:11 AM

where's the blumpkin, dirty sanchez, alabama hot pocket and/or the gorbachev?

dognheat 06-14-2009 12:13 PM

Beaver Bling
 
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Beaver Bling: Female Piercing of the clitoral hood or labia.

Suzy begged me to flick and lick her beaver bling after I gave her throat babies. Since I already came, I told her to go find another beaver saddle!


dognheat 06-17-2009 11:24 PM

Mini Skirt
 
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Mini Skirt: A magical device used by women to make men stupid.

Johnny: Larry! No! Don't chase her! She's a penis vampire!
Larry: I-can't-help-it! She's-sooooo-beeeyooootiful!


dognheat 06-23-2009 11:49 PM

Spunk Goggles
 
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Spunk Goggles: Glasses worn by women who want a facial but wish to avoid the stinging feeling of cum in their eyes.

She knew I was going to give her a field load, so she put on her spunk goggles. Obviously, this wasn't her first facial.


If you like these pictures, you should visit these threads:


https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=74923
https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=56907
https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=26001

dognheat 06-28-2009 07:39 PM

Waxident
 
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Waxident: An undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs unintentionally and results in harm while getting waxed or playing with candles.

I asked my beautician to leave me with a landing strip, but after the waxident, I was stuck with a bald beaver.


I hoped to play with my fiance's smooth pussy, but after the salon burned her cunny, she wouldn't let me touch her!


Master told me he wants to play with candles and stuff a lit one inside of me. I get hot knowing that there could be a painful waxident!


lolawort 07-02-2009 04:50 PM

More of this girl
 
Ive been looking for her set. HD died :( Any ideas on where you found her?
https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/atta...2&d=1245814596

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

dognheat 07-10-2009 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lolawort (Post 567355)
Ive been looking for her set. HD died :( Any ideas on where you found her?
https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/atta...2&d=1245814596

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Damn. I know I've seen her here. I looked and I can't find her. I know she was in one of the epic threads like:

The daily ten
or
Housewives
or
My best misc cumshot pics

vintner 07-11-2009 12:13 AM

OK
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dognheat (Post 556641)
Arabian Goggles: A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over the eye sockets while getting head. 'Arabian' because during a middle eastern sandstorm, a good and loving husband will give his wife the goggles so she doesn't get sand in her eyes. It's not rude, it's actually something only a true gentleman would do.

Girl 1: So you met him at the beach? Does he like you??
Girl 2: Like me? I think he loves me! He lent me his arabian goggles when the wind kicked up!
Girl 1: What a gentleman!



She has balls!

dognheat 07-20-2009 09:24 AM

Cooter Plow
 
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Cooter Plow: A medical device used to open body cavities. More properly known as a speculum. Most women dislike the cooter plow, but some get especially excited about them.


I was so excited when the doctor put the cooter plow in me that I squirted all over his face.

OB/GYN: [enters exam room]
Patient: [sucking on cooter plow]
OB/GYN: Dear God, WHAT are you doing?!?
Patient: I jus' hate it when you push that cold cooter plow into me, so I thought I would warm it up!

kittycatkaos 07-20-2009 07:07 PM

these are tooo funny! I can't wait to see more!


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