One Click Chicks Forum - HK's cartoon thread

this fits this other cartoon thread, too... :)
Please, go on!
It is one of the most arousing things on whole board! Really, why just put more photos of monkey-faced college girls and their equally stupid-looking boys who play their silly strip games while drunk and having nothing better to do. Lame. Instead, author gives us fresh, exciting things. A story and a tingling one.

I also have a few stories, too bad I can't draw at all. Can anyone draw them?
1. A magic trick performer asks for an audience member to come to assist for a new trick. A girl comes. She enters a vertical black star-covered box. One, two, three - magical wand flashes... and booth falls apart, revealing a totally nude and yelling girl, who runs on the stage in search of exit. Huge applauses from the audience.
2. A girl decides to take a nude sunbath in the yard. She lies on the grass, when finally sees a car with a telescopic ladder on top, like a firetruck, towering above the fence. A couple of young boys on the ladder stare and giggle, while she runs home. She only finds the door was caught in the wind and shut itself. Soon a queue builds up near the ladder.
3. A girl on the beach just changes her clothes in a changing booth. She puts all of it on the top on the wall. It is a usual cheap booth without roof or floor and it is just dug into sand lightly. No wonder a nearby crane operator had a lot of fun, when he lifted whole booth and she was jumping desperately trying to catch just an item of clothing dangling from now unreachable booth.
4. After visiting swimming pool (I assume public), girl goes to the pool's shower, with soap and all, and puts here wet swimsuit and key from the locker (with clothes and towel inside it) near her on the hook. After turning around, she finds them both gone. Perhaps, angry girls pulled a prank on her. Too bad, she can only go to swimming pool, where a huge crowd gathered to watch competitions. Or she could go back to dressing room, and wait until someone comes. Too bad, all others are on the competition, and she sits there waiting and not wanting to go outside into the lobby. She has completely forgotten, that soon it is boy's swimming time, and they will arrive into the dressing room, since usually girls are long gone at this hour. (yeah, it is a hourly shared room, not sure if that system is employed anywhere).
I sooo wish I could draw...