"You say your wife kept calling out the name Hugo? Your name is Sam, is it not?"

"So you only talked about free love, but your wife acted upon it?"

So if I understand your complaint, you need this divorce so that when the males of your family see these photos and kill your husband, you won't have to throw yourself on the funeral pyre?"

"Frankly Mrs Wilson, I find your story about not enjoying these various encounters with other men rather hard to swallow.....Why is everybody laughing?

"Based on the evidence, I cannot find that your wife is frigid."

WoW
 

Fantastic post bigi:)

"So your testimony is that you were in the pay of Iran when you married the congressman, and as proof you offer that no self-respecting woman would marry a man who dressed like that in public?"

I find that this is yet another example of why people should not marry while drunk!"

great thread bigi

Haha A+ for originality!! :D

TheONe