Looking for something along more classic lines. Take a spin with the Des Moines Classique 55. The retro look of this baby spells class all the way!

Some men simply demand the best in life. Those special men who know what they want and won't accept second best. Only for those with the most refined taste, the true successors to James Bond himself, we bring you our finest product. Priced accordingly, but worth every penny, is the Key West Ocean Breeze 44.

Many years ago, our founder , Seymour Glutz, traded in his first wife. Since that time, we here at Mid Life Wife World have alwyas lived up to the motto that Seymour coined: "My customers expect the best for their hard earned cash. And at my shop they'll damn well get it!" Over time, many of our satisfied clients have become repeat members of our family, trading in their old mid life wives for the latest trophy models. We invite you to stop by and have a look. You will see why we are the best on the Miracle Mile strip.

Note: Pictured is Seymour Glutz's first wife Hepzibah, and his upgrade, Glinda circa 1967. Expect the same level of service today.

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