"hello"

Exactly! What girl needs a pick-up line on a guy?

A pick up line a hot waitress used on me once.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?

You can't marmalade your cock down my throat.

"What the hell are you doing here"

was a gay bar I happened to end up in one night.
I was at the bar getting a drink. apparently it was obvious I did not belong.

ended up being a GREAT night with her and for months after..

My VP's secretary passed my desk and dropped a note on it along with a very wet wad of toilet paper - the note read "this is how wet my pussy gets when I think about you" - had a great musky pussy aroma!

Not the best..but the cutest.
 

First this long time friend finally admitted she was "attracted to me in an awful way" (awful?) and asked what we could do about it. I was so stunned by the revelation I actually asked for a moment to think and talk about it. She said "Couldn't we think lying down?" As lovers, we were good for about two weeks. It was one of those flings that eventually ruined a friendship, but she gave great blow jobs and always had a super sense of humor.

Another classic line that has stuck with me...when I was in my teens I was very hot on a milf that I thought felt something too. Young and inexperienced, I kept touching her in small tentative gestures, trying to test the sexual waters. Finally, she said: "If you want something...don't scratch like a chicken. Ask for it like a man." That bit of barnyard wisdom stuck with me through the years and has served me well. By the way, after laughing at myself, I regrouped and asked like a man...and she said thanks, but no thanks. Damn!

The best
 

Years ago in my single days i had a lot of close female friends. As well as the odd sexual experience with them, i often ended up having one night stands with some of their friends. There is one occasion ill never forget, one of the girls had a birthday night out and had invited all her old uni mates. One of them (Rachel) took an instant liking to me and was being very obvious and flirty. On the taxi ride into Town she sat next to me and whispered in my ear "you look like you have a big dick" and proceeded to start rubbing me through my trousers. When i got the inevitable boner she announced to the rest of the girls in the taxi that she was right and i did indeed have a big dick (her words, not mine lol).

At that point i was ready to turn tbe car home and take her back to mine but she insisted in stringing me along all night until we finally stumbled back to mine about 3am! That was the longest foreplay session of my life and probably tge longest ive ever been hard!!

All a pretty girl has to do is come up to me and smile and say. “Hi.”

I immediately interpret that as “Hi, I have a vagina.”

Talking about this topic with a mate. He related the best one he had used on him.

He was getting on pretty well with this girl at a club one night,when she said to him.

“I have a really interesting ceiling in my bedroom, want to come back to my place and check it out?”

Being a gentleman he did.