She’s used a banana a few times. Sharpie markers here or there. Her #1 favorite (and mine) is lollipops. I’ll never forget coming home one day and she reaches up under her skirt and pulls out a lollipop and says “I’ve been working on his one for a few minutes...” gave the lollipop an interesting taste and her pussy had a nice flavor to it too

Sprite can
 

My wife and I have tried putting many things in her pussy over the years just to see if they would fit and either I fucked her with them or asked her to fuck them....all except the Sprite can. With a little lube and some work she got the Sprite can to slide inside her. I took a video of her working it in and a few pics of her in different positions but she was apprehensive of letting it out of her grip and having it slide all the way inside her and possibly losing it. The last pic I took of her was in doggy with the can about half way out. When she turned back onto her back I noticed instead of taking it out and being done with it like every other object in the past she started to slowly fuck herself with it. I grabbed the camera and started shooting more video. Even after I put the camera down she was still fucking it so I licked her clit and fingered her ass while she did.

Good thread, found some pix
 

I enjoyed reading this thread, sort of went down Memory Lane with the pictures of the two of us over the years and decided to get a sampling of all the odd stuff she used to get off. Cucumbers, beer bottles, a funny little plastic thing that's supposed to sit on a woman's shelf to hold bracelets (I think), a hairbrush, a Bingo dauber when we'd drive to Nevada, even the gear shifter from our old Pathfinder. Then I realized, and should've learned already, that this isn't the Hardcore section and I can't upload any of it.

Does anyone know if there's a "Show us!" thread in the HC section with this same subject? As always, I appreciate OCC.

A crowbar? What a coincidence..
 

..... I have to use a crowbar to get my missus to open her legs...:) that or my credit card work best.

Objects mssturbation
 

She’s used a large English cucumber and a vodka bottle

Insertions
 

A cucumber, then we had it in our salad with dinner. A banana while at work. A champagne bottle (full) then we had mimosas with the left over champagne. Lastly, a Havana Honey cigar, she lost a football game bet with a co-worker. So I fucked her with it, then we put it back in the wrapper and she presented it to him.

Toys
 

Banana, cucumber, hammer handle, screwdriver handle, kendo stick, hairbrush, soda bottle, electric toothbrush

you name it, she tried it: soda bottle, soda can, hairbrush, toothbrush, different kinds of fruits/vegetables, dildo, vibrator, buttplug, pretty much everything.

Friend of a freinds wife apparently did a cucumber then served it up later to a gathering of freinds without them knowing

Personally I am not a fan of cucumbers but I made an exception in this case.

So was/is she hot?