promised Rick ...... if one day I come unto your home, I ask your wife for a drink and I flirt her in front of you. ;):p:p:p

Wife
 

My wife just got up and put on a sexy shirt w pants and no underwear. Said she was going out looking for a dick. I asked where are you going this early? She said she was going down the interstate to rest areas and truck stops. I refused to give her money and told her she had to make cash as she went!

My wife got hit on just the other day at the gym. She fielded it. We were both turned on by it. She's in her 60s.

REPEAT