My wife farts sometimes while I'm giving her oral sex. She's not much into sex. I think she farts on purpose.

LOL...That' like farting on an elevator, wrong on so many levels.

For a while, my wife would have incredible orgasms, but only if she was imagining me doing her best friend or her sister while we were having sex. She finally admitted it after thinking this way for a year or more, she said. She has since stopped those imaginations, but her orgasms are still great.

Similarly, my ex-wife would ask me to call her her best friend's name during sex.

A while ago I joined a local running club and met this beautiful brunette. I've noticed her before, briefly, because we'd have similar circles when hanging out. It wasn't until we were in the running club that we hit it off. 5ft8, curly brown hair, runners body, great ass, small perky tits. First time we went out, had a nice dinner and then went to the bar and had a few (lot) of drinks. I was dropping her off at home when she invited me up. Before I could even take my coat off, she closed the door, unzipped my pants and started stroking my cock. I couldn't believe how much she got into it. We ripped off each others clothes as we slowly made it to the bed, stopping occasionally to finder her and suck me. We got to the bedroom and she said that she wanted me to fuck her hard and then she assumed the position. Bent over on all fours with her ass up. I grabbed her hips and pounded away. Between moans, she told me to let her know when I'm going to cum. Before long it was time and I let her know, she flipped around, ripped the condom off and said she wants it all over her face. I held her head and unloaded on that perfect face. We collapsed on the bed and I got up to find a towel for her to clean up. I step out of the bathroom with a towel and there she was, on her knees....praying. She was asking Jesus for forgiveness and that the devil took over. This chick with cum all over her face was praying on the side of the bed with her hands folded. After she was done, she got up, grabbed the towel, cleaned herself off and hopped back into bed. I laid in bed with my eyes open the whole night. I thought that she might try and kill me, she was nuts. Moral of the story, don't stick your dick in crazy.

/I quit the running club the next day and deleted her number.

But the crazies are fun sometime!!!!!! :D