| majinman |
02-28-2013 03:05 AM |
Stuff pulled from an ex's phone
So I have an ex. She's crazy. And not in the good way. But we've stayed friends (or 'friends') ever since we broke up. For several years, she'd get drunk and hit on me, and it was nice to feel wanted. But ANYWAY, back to my story. I recently relocated across the country, and as part of my last hurrah on the east coast, I hung out with her one last time. Now, when I say shes crazy in the bad way, I mean semi-alcoholic, probably does harder drugs with some regularity. She's the bad kind of fucked up. So ANYWAY AGAIN, she had had a few drinks and 'broken up with her boyfriend' the night we hung out. We were talking, and I was screwing around with her phone, because she has one of those fancy new iPhones that she has no clue how to use. I was going through her pictures because, crazy or not, she does have titties. And lo and behold, I found titties. Quite a few of them, in fact. One of these days, I'll get around to censoring the faces in them and put them up. I showed them to her, as well as the picture she had of a tremendously hung man she had on there. She giggled a bit and made a grab for her phone. I kept her phone and sent them to myself, while still talking to her. We spent the rest of the night flirting, I got to lift up her skirt (green polka-dot VS panties, if anyone is curious) and grab some ass as I left, with her BF semi-passed-out on the couch across the room from us.
If all goes well, I won't ever hear from her again. I don't know that I'm particularly torn up about that, but she did have a nice ass.....
|