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stony 07-14-2005 09:00 PM

Here's one from timmus asking a very logical question regarding the One Click Pass:

Quote:

Originally Posted by timmus
What does this appear on the credit card statement as? Prefer not to see something like ALL NUDE GAZONGAS on the credit card statement.

Nice bit of humour there timmus. :D

It can be found in this thread: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...112#post107112

NormanBates 08-19-2005 06:47 AM

hehehe
 
i like this thread.. just found it, cant wait to see more :p

Wetmac 08-22-2005 08:13 AM

This has to be the funniest reply yet! :D

Quote:

Ok, we just went through this entire thread again. For the love of all that is holy, PLEASE stop posting vids here! You don't know the abuse I've taken over this.. I've been beaten, slapped, grabbed, pulled, stretched, and otherwise manhandled. I am battered, broken, black and blue.. worn out.. hurt.. in pain.. and just DONE. I simply cannot take any more. Everyone has a line in the sand, and this is mine. Please... I beseech you.

Thanks.

Sincerely,
Nookie Monster's dick
Found in this thread...https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...526#post119526

QDiddy 08-22-2005 08:24 PM

Hahaha!! Yeah I remember reading that before. Had myself a good laugh, and almost felt sorry for the little guy. :D

BTW Wetmac, congrats on becoming OCC's newest "employee"

stony 01-30-2007 09:20 PM

Bringing this thread back from the dead, I like the following quote by Billman after viewing a couple of chicks posted in a pic thread:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billman46226
I would hit it like the fist of an angry God . . .

found in this thread: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?p=275421

rktectgreg 01-30-2007 11:34 PM

My favorite is from a thread titled "Request... Nude Beach Horn..!", with a theme of nudists on the beach, where the man is obviously getting visibly aroused by the situation / surrounded by naked women. There were few hundred replies.

Klondike, somewhere in the middle of it all, posted a picture he called "horn with no beach. imagine there is sand......." It was a picture of two people who fit the theme perfectly, except that they were not in fact on a beach... just a white background.

sender17, a few posts later, reposted the same picture, but with a beach scene amazingly photoshopped into it.
His quote was "And there was sand, and it was good!" It still makes me smile. I imagine some heavenly voice narrating from above.

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...ghlight=san d

Klondike 01-30-2007 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rktectgreg
My favorite is from a thread titled "Request... Nude Beach Horn..!", with a theme of nudists on the beach, where the man is obviously getting visibly aroused by the situation / surrounded by naked women. There were few hundred replies.

Klondike, somewhere in the middle of it all, posted a picture he called "horn with no beach. imagine there is sand......." It was a picture of two people who fit the theme perfectly, except that they were not in fact on a beach... just a white background.

sender17, a few posts later, reposted the same picture, but with a beach scene amazingly photoshopped into it.
His quote was "And there was sand, and it was good!" It still makes me smile. I imagine some heavenly voice narrating from above.

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...ghlight=san d

It still makes me smile too - thanks for remembering...

KLondike

stony 07-13-2007 02:03 PM

zinnnggggg!
 
Humourous exchange in this thread: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=48552 :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by closetrockstar69
Wow, ironically, that looks so much like my wife????? Must be her long lost twin.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nookie Monster
Maybe it is. Maybe she's having a little fun on the side without you, eh?


dognheat 08-21-2009 12:09 AM

Just happened across this thread and wanted to add this one from greendoor:

"I always wanted to sleep with a midget but she's too tattooed up for me."

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...postcount=2399

I just cannot help but think of getting the chance to sleep with a midget and then turning her away because she had too many tattoos. At least they would be small tattoos, right? :):)

DBSnooper 08-21-2009 11:36 PM

Thanks...
 
I'd click it but it doesn't seem to be there. Just "Multi-quote"...?????


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