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Chris1911 11-13-2012 08:58 PM

The unwritten rule is that a man's porn stash is passed down to the next youngest male relative upon his death. If no male relative is available, then a close male friend is a suitable substitute. If neither is possible, the contents of the stash shall be buried/cremated along with the deceased. If the stash is on a computer flash drive, etc. the content of such devices is to be erased.

Big_prick69 11-14-2012 11:53 PM

I don't have a porn stash at my house, my wife's nightstand is called the porn drawer cause that's where she keeps her penthouse mags and toys. One of her favorite things to do is lay belly down on the bed and lay on top of her vibrator while reading the kinky stories in penthouse, and my favorite thing to do is kneel next to her on the bed and let my cock dangle in front if her face, she'll suck my cock while reading the articles. I love it;)

shnowballs 11-19-2012 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by chris1911 (Post 1361755)
The unwritten rule is that a man's porn stash is passed down to the next youngest male relative upon his death. If no male relative is available, then a close male friend is a suitable substitute. If neither is possible, the contents of the stash shall be buried/cremated along with the deceased. If the stash is on a computer flash drive, etc. the content of such devices is to be erased.

Sometimes, I do wonder what I'll do with my collection of photos of my mrs...

bevis 05-03-2013 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by shnowballs (Post 1365747)
Sometimes, I do wonder what I'll do with my collection of photos of my mrs...


I'm more than happy for you to arrange for the photos of your Mrs to be sent to me, Shnowballs! ;)

Adria 05-11-2013 11:22 AM

I have a couple of magazines and dvds, mostly leftovers from ex bf's. it often went like this: alright, leave me if you must, but i'm gonna keep your porn! i like to look at them when using toys.

But the real thing is finding other peoples porn stashes, especially the digital ones. when i'm in the library, i take a look to see who doesn't have a password for their notebook. when those people leave for lunch and leave their notebooks, i search them for their porn, which i then transfer to my usb stick. this has worked quite a few times, and whenever i see them afterwards, i always think: i know what you're into! it's a lot of fun xD

also, i found nearly all of my friends stashes. it's funny cause most of them had one folder in their main download folder called "porn" and then inside their documents folder, there was some folder like "manuals", in which were a couple of manuals and another folder called "foreign" in which was another folder called "new" in which were the pictures of themselves naked. which, you know, would be kind of rude not to copy on my usb. so i have the naughty pics of nearly all my friends, which is cool :D

SandyM 05-13-2013 04:46 PM

Trying to help
 
When I was in my early twenties, I worked as a handyman one summer between college semesters. There was a family I worked for, who were very uptight, social climbers, dad always wore khakis and oxford shirts, even on the weekend, mom was all about who was coming over for dinner, etc. Picture a repressed, WASPY sort of group who's 13 year old son would call them "Mummy" and "Daddy" despite being Americans. So, anyway, I built the kid a tree-fort, on the edge of their property that abutted parkland. One night, I decided to try to loosen the kid up, so I snuck through the park with 90% of my teenaged porn stash, and hid it in the tree house where I knew he would find it. Nothing too out there, just Playboys and Penthouses.

I would like to say that he turned out to be the only normal one in the family, but I lost touch with them, and really have no idea what he is like. I would guess, in retrospect that my stunt may have made him even more warped than if I hadn't done it, though. Who knows, he might have run right to Mummy and told her about the horrible things he found.

DRDavenport 05-13-2013 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SandyM (Post 1502799)
<snip> Who knows, he might have run right to Mummy and told her about the horrible things he found.

No, he kept them hidden and enjoyed them mightily! Every 13 year old would die for such.

dkdiablo 05-15-2013 09:12 AM

Vaulable Stash
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SandyM (Post 1502799)
When I was in my early twenties, I worked as a handyman one summer between college semesters. There was a family I worked for, who were very uptight, social climbers, dad always wore khakis and oxford shirts, even on the weekend, mom was all about who was coming over for dinner, etc. Picture a repressed, WASPY sort of group who's 13 year old son would call them "Mummy" and "Daddy" despite being Americans. So, anyway, I built the kid a tree-fort, on the edge of their property that abutted parkland. One night, I decided to try to loosen the kid up, so I snuck through the park with 90% of my teenaged porn stash, and hid it in the tree house where I knew he would find it. Nothing too out there, just Playboys and Penthouses.

I would like to say that he turned out to be the only normal one in the family, but I lost touch with them, and really have no idea what he is like. I would guess, in retrospect that my stunt may have made him even more warped than if I hadn't done it, though. Who knows, he might have run right to Mummy and told her about the horrible things he found.

My family was a bit like that but a family friend helped me out when I was young and impressionable and shared his stash with me (I was 10). Broaden my mind, but I consider myself no more weird than any of you chaps and ladys. If anything I would consider myself a more rounded person as a result with no hang ups and more tolerant of other peoples ''quirks''. Anyway by the time I was 19 I ended up with a stash which pretty much filled a large suitcase. Most of which I still have. My wife know I have them and allows me to keep them, but only because I proved to her that they have are antiques and are worth a load of money.:D Which incidently they are.

dandd 05-19-2013 08:22 PM

Friend's mom and dad had a huge stash!
 
I had one friend who's parents had a huge stash of porn. It was in the 90's and internet porn was not readily available to most people. They had one of those waterbeds that have storage underneath. One side of the bed had nothing but porn videos, magazines and catalogs. They were/are? definitely into some kinky things, I remember magazines/stuff from Europe showing penetration which was not the norm at the time. I'm pretty sure I still have some mail order magazine ad from that collection.

acthung 05-19-2013 09:10 PM

Well,please post it here honey!

Edit the faces (eyes) if you must, but please post it here. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adria (Post 1500997)
I have a couple of magazines and dvds, mostly leftovers from ex bf's. it often went like this: alright, leave me if you must, but i'm gonna keep your porn! i like to look at them when using toys.

But the real thing is finding other peoples porn stashes, especially the digital ones. when i'm in the library, i take a look to see who doesn't have a password for their notebook. when those people leave for lunch and leave their notebooks, i search them for their porn, which i then transfer to my usb stick. this has worked quite a few times, and whenever i see them afterwards, i always think: i know what you're into! it's a lot of fun xD

also, i found nearly all of my friends stashes. it's funny cause most of them had one folder in their main download folder called "porn" and then inside their documents folder, there was some folder like "manuals", in which were a couple of manuals and another folder called "foreign" in which was another folder called "new" in which were the pictures of themselves naked. which, you know, would be kind of rude not to copy on my usb. so i have the naughty pics of nearly all my friends, which is cool :D



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