GETting this thread back to the topic the OP originally asked about...

About 2 years ago I developed a persistent pain in my tail-bone that made it uncomfortable to sit for any length of time. I went to numerous professionals and had numerous procedures and examinations, but the only thing really memorable happened at the office of the physical therapist (female) who finally cured it. She was a few years older than me, but there was also another therapist (also female) who was a good 7 or 8 years younger.

The older therapist had already examined and probed me anally multiple times, always with a lubed-up latex glove, and I'd made some improvement but had been having a few relapses where the pain would come back as badly as it originally did. So during one session she brought the younger therapist in for a second opinion. Now each time I went in for this I'd end up taking off my pants and underwear but she'd give me a sheet to cover most of myself with, except she always had to examine my ass area since that's where the problem was.

So on this one day I got the privilege of having not one but two attractive medical professionals examining, probing and discussing my ass together. I expect I would have enjoyed it more except for the chronic pain I was trying to get rid of, but in retrospect I get turned on a little when I think about it.

P.S. The problem turned out to be overly tense pelvic muscles, largely from stress.

- Yes, and thanks for doing so. Apologies from me for filling off-topic posts in response to the troll bait.

As to your story, that condition is commonly referred to as Levator Spasm Syndrome. Sometimes just knowing the cause is benign can reduce stress sufficiently to end the problem.

Before making an assinine comment you might want to lend a miniscule amount of brain cycles towards the fact that most of us "Stupid Americans", as you put it, don't want to spend ten years in a state prison for violating Statutory **** laws.