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osreb 06-11-2011 12:24 PM

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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

osreb 06-11-2011 12:26 PM

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Learn to masturbate. It comes in handy.

osreb 06-11-2011 12:30 PM

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A Rubix cube is like a penis. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

osreb 06-11-2011 12:33 PM

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Pick-up Line: How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

osreb 06-11-2011 12:35 PM

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Mix Viagra and Prozac and you have a guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really care where.

osreb 06-11-2011 12:37 PM

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What is "68"? You do me and I owe you one.

osreb 06-11-2011 12:39 PM

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It was just a simple misunderstanding, your Honor," testified the man charged with indecent exposure. "You see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman -- so I showed her."

osreb 06-11-2011 12:44 PM

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A young boy asked his mother, "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied his mother. The young boy answered, "The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed the ass off his secretary."

osreb 06-14-2011 10:31 PM

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Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

osreb 06-14-2011 10:33 PM

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A kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.


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