Silly Rabbit
 

Trix are for kids...and tricks are for hookers.

You can smell the stench of my humor for miles
 

Breath deep

Not your father's porn thread.
 

That's because he didn't have one. He was too busy being a mother fucker...which is why you exist.

Is God A Voyeur?
 

And other questions for singer song writers.

Is there fuck in chocolate?
 

No, there's no fuckin' chocolate!

By order of the management...
 

And with direct written consent of Major League Baseball.

Share these with your Insignificant Other
 

Or enjoy them alone in your rustic cabin deep in the boreal woods.

Pantie Confusion
 

And how the Detroit Lions are responsible for a walking talking forest.

Funny or not, here we come
 

Desperate times call for desperate jokes.

More
 

Maybe it's for the best.

Politics, perils of public flashing and the return of Cows and Billy Bawb
 

You gotta see the resemblance.

You...
 

Yeah, you. Now that you're here, relax. Stay a while. Look back a few pages. Something might make you smile. After the day you've had, you could use something light. Right?

As seen on TV
 

Yet another disaster

Keep Calm. Keep Wanking.
 

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Three gifs and pulp free orange juice fiction
 

1. "My tits are bad...this one is bad...and that one is bad!"
2. Yet more fuel for moms to caution "Someone's gonna put their eye out!"
3. For pokie man fans.
4. Dog is God spelled backwards.

I WONDER...
 

No Funny Stuff
 

You may not deserve it.

Four gifs
 

1 thru 3 The official pregnancy dance.
4. Balance in all things.

Not a big deal
 

Since no one wanted to play...and only one member even hit a thanks, the song spoofed was "Ode To Billy Joe" by Bobbie Gentry. The date stamp was 06/03/67 because the song began "It was the third of June, another sleepy dusty delta day.." The song was recorded in 1967.

Bottom Feeders and Sand Dingos
 

The world is filled with strange creatures.

Country music, Tiny Nazi rim jobs (See the helmet?) and...
 

If she really loved you, she'd swallow.

Speaking of such, an old girlfriend of mine once ran a marathon. She ran for a ways alongside an older woman who was bonking. My girlfriend handed her a packet of Gu, (Flavored glucos/vitamin packets athletes suck on for energy. It has a slimey consistency) The lady shook her head and declined the gift. "I just can't get used to the texture of that stuff on my tongue!" she explained. My girlfriend replied: "Hey, it's kinda like giving a blow job. Don't think about it. Just swallow." I LOVED that girlfriend!

I'm alright, nobody worry about me.
 

When "Caddyshack" first came out, I was a young guy, working at a movie theater. The crew I worked with was very close. We'd work, then afterwards go out dancing and drinking. We'd close down a nightclub somewhere and crawl home around 3am. The next day we'd do it all over again. Those were great days, staff romances, parties, sex...you never have friends like the one's you have when you're young. Caddyshack was often quoted as we hung out together...we saw bits of it everynight, so we knew all the lines. Anyway, the first joke here is in memory of those good old days. God bless Lacey Underall!

"Dammit, and I only just got rid of the crabs..."

State of the thread address...
 

Fighting a 39% approval rating. (Is it that HIGH???)

Did someone hack Eva Braun's cellphone?

GIF-a-dilly Circus
 

Some moving humor

1. (Found on the cutting room floor.) We all saw "The Kiss" between Luke and Leia in "The Empire Strikes Back" but the scene was originally written to be a little harder.
2. Some flexible, well endowed men try to suck their own cocks. Women...
3. The hazards of fiming on the beach.
4. Stripping is sooooo sexy!
5. Ever get so drunk that everything just starts swaying?
6. Amateur porn? It'a cool with Marvin.
7. In the case of Paul Bunyan's great, great grandaughter, the apple DID fall far from the tree.

Two more gifs
 

1. She may not be Gal Gadot, but she's the gal we got.
2. It seems the cameraman bought a Strip-O-Gram dancer to surprise his buddy. The buddy is either an evangelical christian OR he can't enjoy it as much as he might because he's sitting beside his girlfriend. And she...

If your genitals are blurred out, how do you use your toothbrush?
 

Read these and you will achieve enlightenment.

Give me all your thoughts on God
 

Other people's jokes. My favorite is the last.

Apparently, hitting "Thanks" on the last post will land you in Hell
 

Back to my usual fare.

Urgent...laughter needed
 

Please help those who are humor challenged with your donation today. You will receive a photo of an unhappy person, a tote bag and a nifty T shirt you can put on an abused shelter animal...who will probably bite you for doing it.

"That's five millions in bank account, or I don't do again"

1. The strange thing is, this was taken 3 years BEFORE covid. 2. "I paid a fortune for them" " Haven't seen them, but I paid a fortune" 3. The master suite at Mar-a-Lago. 4. "Oh thank God, he's finally having stroke"

That really IS the rocket they sent Shatner into space on.

Just realized everyone may not get that last one. BJ's is an east coast based wholesale warehouse, similar to Costco.

Some more sexy/funny Star Trek photos. The last one is the best because it's real (from the episode Charlie X).

A mix of mine and others
 

For the sake of...nothing.

The new tennant's got some 'splainin' to do...
 

Last 2 are gifs

# 8 George Costanza's dad "stopping short?"
# 9 Scolding the beach voyeur.

You know what they say, reality adds 300lbs. Now we know why we only see him at night.

Once more unto the breach!
 

Jamaican gynocologists, Fat Albert, cows and a couple of jokes that will sail happily over some of your heads...and what the hell is that?