Bob
 

You got all the unblurred I got.

The Monahans were a happy couple that had a secret fetish. Without going into graphic detail, they liked to lick food off each other's nether regions. This seemed a harmless game, beginning with such pedestrian fare as whipped cream. One night, Mr Monahan decided they would eat Oriental. Things began well, as she spread the duck sauce and he the sweet and sour. I find however that things took a wicked turn when Mr Monahan slathered his wife's labia and clitoris with Chinese mustard! The divorce based upon extreme cruelty is granted.

The newlyweds were doing well. However, Mr Castro one day made a cardinal error. He responded truthfully when his wife wanted to know, "if this outfit makes me look fat?" Could the end not be far behind?

I don't think it will be possible for anyone to top this thread!!

I had a lot :eek:of fun with this thread. thanks for all your Hard work!

thanks a million
 

one of the most interesting threads ive read in a very very long time

thanks a lot for all the "comments" from the judges, hate to be in their place

hopefully we have more updates sooon


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A really great thread ! Thanks a lot ! :cool:

Mr Black apparently convinced his wife to try swinging. After being introduced to two men only identified to this court as Tyrone and Herbert, Mrs Black began to refer to her husband as mini-meek! Needless to say, this was a bad sign.

Mr Shapiro met his wife Ecstasy at a trade show in Lebanon, where he was purveying women's undergarments for Bloomingdales. That she immediately wanted to marry him and move to Scarsdale seemed too good to be true. It turns out he was right. Things went smoothly for about three weeks until one night over dinner at the Chuckwagon Mrs Shapiro was arrested by agents of the Mossad!

Mr and Mrs Goldfarb met in Acapulco. After a whirlwind courtship, they married. Mrs Goldfarb followed her new husband to Oshkosh. Then they sobered up.