few brides

Praise Osreb and to you for acknowledging his talent
 

[QUOTE=sbl3815;570462]You truly impress with how you will find or define entertaining themes, even though one may not be obvious in a raw collection. And adding matrimonial yuka-yuks to each entry is simple and brilliant. The right patter keeps a show moving. Thank you, Osreb, for consistently, thoroughly superior content!

Most assuredly.

Thanks for the comments michmc
 

Here is a pretty redhead bride who had erotic danicing at the reception.

bride poses in her bridal undies
 

Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. "
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case....ok"
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing,You can get Anything.
But your ATTITUDE should be positive...

VERY cute! Great post, Osreb.

Thanks

Fango

Knocked up bride gets ready for her wedding
 

I hope this isn't a repost - this is the first time I've seen her.

Knocked up bride gets ready for her wedding
 

I hope this isn't a repost - this is the first time I've seen her.

Knocked up bride gets ready for her wedding
 

I hope this isn't a repost - this is the first time I've seen her.

4 brides
 

thanks for posting;

Going from pregnant bride to a quad wedding;
sorry but only NN pics for these bride babes.

per request PolyPhil
 

more of the redheaded bride.

One of the few times I can meet the request for more pics.

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company.

One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

"Quick," said the woman to the lover,"into the closet!" and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

"Who are you?" he asked him.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.

"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.

"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said,.. "Those little bastards!"

brides
 

My wife and I were in a heated argument that lasted
over two hours, neither of us willing to give in.

Finally, She looked at me and said: "I only have one
thing left to say, Lorena Bobbett only got six months!"

I stared at her, thinking for a few seconds, then
replied: "Yeah? Well O.J. got off scott free!"

More bride pussys
 

tell me if you like them...

Saturday brides
 

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the
husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going
through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck
your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

Adam and Eve
 

Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.

How Adam Got Eve - Priceless
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion,
and that it would be a woman.

He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children.
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it.'

Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'
'An arm and a leg'.

Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib

Of course the rest is history.

Nice Dress
 

Would love to have been at this wedding..think anyone got an eyeful?

The pics of the nude wedding a few pages back were hot- anyone have any more like that?

tax day brides
 

babes in white

TGIF
 

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, “It’s nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?”

He says, “O.K., Get in the car with it.”

“Where shall I put it to get it warm?”

He says, “Put it in between your legs. It’s nice and warm there.

“But what about the smell?”

“Just hold its nose.”

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

jsut 1 bride
 

clic on pic and look close at front of dress.

Another knocked up bride gets ready for her wedding
 

Credit to the original poster dizzledorf in the Picasweb thread.

A nip slip or two or none?
 

It's close...

black panties.

Saturday brides
 

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!"

He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.

When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said,

"That was the best, honey. You've never moved like that before, you didn't hurt yourself did you?"

His wife replies, "No, no. I'll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my ass."

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Busty blonde bride . . not really sure what's going on there though . . hickey? scar? tattoo covered with makeup for the big day? What's your guess?

Not sure if its a repost

Sunday brides
 

A man and his wife Walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00am tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already.

I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."

So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him".

sorce?????
 

can anyone cite a link to the galleries with those sweet ladies????

thanks

found a nice one for ya, reb

Source
 

http://picasaweb.google.com/sipburke...NShaneWedding#

birth mark?

Isabelle.

cute redhead

a few more

Holy crap.... Granddad is back :)

Haven't seen you for a LONG time :)

Earth Day
 

bride babes

Sunday brides
 

10 bride pics

;) thanks

Tuesday brides
 

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.


And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."


Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."


After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"


The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.


Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."


Limply turning his head, He yells at her, "For Fuckin God's sake, its not a life sentence, OKAY!

more brides
 

A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the term "doing the laundry" to use in place of "having sex."
This made them both more comfortable with the whole concept. Well, the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful. They "did the laundry" 5 times that first night. In the middle of the night the new husband woke up, and he was ready to do the laundry again. He gently shook his new wife and asked her, "Can we do the laundry again?" but she was very tired.
She told him that she just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning. A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable, and she decided she should go ahead and "do the laundry" with him again.
She gently shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I denied you... We can do the laundry again if you want,"
He replied, "That's ok... It was a small load... I did it by hand."