Sunday brides
 

A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in.
He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.

A happy bride
 

Before and after!

another happy bride
 

before and after

Brides
 

When a woman wears a leather dress,

A man's heart beats quicker,
And his throat gets dry,
He goes weak in the knees,
And he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why???

Because she smells like a new truck.

There isn't one. It is just urban legend.

There was a whole set of this series posted at various South Asian forums. Seems this was a Christian Sri Lankan couple who photographed their entire wedding night. There was pics of blood from the girl's pussy indicating she was a virgin, I will try and find the whole set and post it here.

new bride
 

she is cute and sexy

bride
 

getting undressd then donning her bridal undies

same bride
 

in wedding gown

TGIF
 

bride babes

spring forward sunday
 

nudist wedding

This photo made me laugh (not sure why). Shame it isn't a lot bigger...

St. Patty's Day
 

Irish Virginity Test Kit


Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."

Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"


The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...", you hit her with the shovel.'

springtime means more brides :D

some more..
 

.......

sexy bride
 

very sexy bride

sexy bride part 2
 

sexy bride part 2

pillow talk
 

Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on
Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.



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more brides
 

My dog had suddenly developed a bad habit of loud barking about 4
o'clock in the morning. He was disturbing the entire neighborhood, and
several people had complained.

One morning he started howling, and when I looked out the window - I saw
that someone was throwing something at him. I quietly went out the back
door and snuck around to the front to catch the culprit. To my surprise,
I found my next-door neighbor throwing rocks into my yard, and just
missing the dog. Of course, I demanded an explanation.

"I'm not trying to hit your dog," he explained. "My mother-in-law has
been visiting us for the last two weeks, and she says if she loses one
more night of her beauty sleep...she'll leave!"

Big Boobed Bride
 

in various poses

brides
 

*A guy met a girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?" *


*She responds: "Okay, but it won't do you any good."*


*A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"*


*Again she responds: "Okay, but it won't do you any good."*


*He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay. But it won't do
you any good."*


*They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I
have ever seen. I want you for my wife."*


*She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."*

Awesome!!!
 

One of the prettiest and biggest natural set of hanging breasts I have ever seen. Please post more of her, I cant get enough. I love this woman.

bridal butts
 

This is mythical and deep... Truly beautiful...

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.
He replied, "She called Five Horses".

The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.

What does it mean?"

The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian Name. It mean . . .

. . . . NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG,"

In their budal lingerie
 

Why women gain weight

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, Good grief, look how smart I am!

Must be where the term "Smart Ass" came from...

skinny bride
 

not sure ifposted before.

skinny bride
 

part two

Very cute. Love her smile.

Thanks

Fango

Saturday brides
 

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the *

*doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.*

*Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.*

*Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.*

*About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,*

*'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.*

*Could we please do it one more time?'*

*Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.*

*Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch*

*and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.*

*He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,*

*'Honey, please.... just one more time before I die.'*

*She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.*

*After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.*

*Morris, however, worried about his impending death, *

*tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.*

*He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.*

*Do you think we could...'*

*At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough *

*I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'*

brides :)

Sunday's bride
 

getting dressed

Bride gets ready
 

Hopefully not a repost.

That...is awesome! There's gotta be more, right? Even non-nudes of her would be nice. Love how embarrassed she is. And nice tits.

Thanks

Fango

You can find her whole album on picasa at:

picasaweb.google.com/115360159363751985985/Galina#

She is smoking hot with those big tits!

Thanks for the link. Here's a couple more pics from there (just in case the album should no longer be available).

Fango

April Fools Day
 

brides:

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?'

The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your radardetector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.'

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,
'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.
That's an automatic $75 fine.'

The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'

(I love this part)


'Only when he's been drinking.!!'

Good Friday Brides
 

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!

Final 4 Saturday
 

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words
that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

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Hope these are not reposts as it is quite a big thread!!! :-

***** HARDCORE PIC REMOVED *****

Easter bride
 

hardcore pics of her psted here:

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...8&postcount=95

some nice ebony bride