10,000th post day brides
 

glad u liked the bride pics Rosenkavalier.

There is more to come.

Outstanding ! thanks for sharing !!

the bride prepares
 

1st set - applying makeup

2nd set
 

posing in bridal undies; then dressed in her wedding gown

Wow
 

Now that is some kind of rack! Wish she posed more.

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Herb's Winky.......

Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.

He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity, too.

Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are married.'

She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky.'

Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another.

As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'

'Yes, it is .... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long

some of a bride I found

So she's the hot chick from the videos. Great body, bad choice of wedding dress. You gotta wonder what made these relationships implode.

Holy fucking shit,these are HOT! I especially love the lesbian bridesmaid stuff.Thank You!

brides
 

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast
Table one lazy Sunday morning.

I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly,
I want you to immediately sell all my stuff ."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?"
She asked.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry,
And I don't want some asshole using my stuff..."

She looked at me and said:
"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

Brides
 

Successful Marriage

A couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Over the years they had raised a brood of 10 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.

When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replied, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."

a few mild ones
 

pretty bride getting dressed

The parade of brides in Kursk, Russia
 

Kursk offered an interesting event, something that you don’t see everyday – a bride parade! And not only few brides, but 512 to be precise.
It happened last weekend on the Red Square of Kursk at noon. Rain showed itself but it did not spoil the fun.
You’re maybe asking yourself how they could marry 512 women the same weekend… well, in fact, they were not real brides. Any women wearing a wedding dress could participate in the event, no matter their age or marital status.

brides
 

upskirts and humor on wedding day

more bride humor pics
 

man watching a hockey game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple.

"I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife.


"For heaven's sake, watch them," his wife said.


"You already know how to play Hockey!"

Bride Cathy
 

is bisexual

Bridal party shows they all match :p

The Filene's Running of the Brides appears to have been yesterday. Watermarks on these, anyone have more?

http://www.life.com/image/96446267/i...ides-gone-wild

try here
 

for some running of the brides pics:

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...5&postcount=50

Where did you find...
 

this one?

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/atta...8&d=1265477954

would love to see more of her.

Thanks, Osreb! :D

Bride in Another Thread
 

You guys can't miss this one over in the "Arts Amateurs" thread:

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...1&postcount=19

She's so cute, I just wanna marry her mouth! I'm not even sure if it's legal to marry her in many states! Not since Alicia Silverstone have I seen such a sweet little mouth!

DD

A super Sunday bride
 

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no
good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up.

She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, 'What took you so long to answer to the phone?'
She says, 'I was in bed.'

'In bed this early, doing what?'

'Getting a second opinion!'

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THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife
to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece
of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

TGIF brides
 

The FBI had an opening for an assassin ~

After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair ... Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.


"Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Pee on it and walk away."

Valentine Day
 

bride babe

This one looked new to me

I want to see more in this wedding

mardi Gras
 

I see Paris, I see France, I see the brides underpants

Ash Wednesday brides
 

There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years, the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."

Saturday brides
 

Bob can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor.

The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his Penis are broken
down and there's nothing he can Do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery.

Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him They take the
muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the
base of his penis, and hope for the best.

Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never Having sex
again is even scarier, so he says ok.

The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later
he gives Bob the go ahead to "try out his new equipment".

Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Bob starts Feeling
incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no
one can see him so he undoes his pants.

No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, Rolls
across the table, grabs an apple from the fruit basket, And disappears
back into his pants.

His wife sits in shock for a Few moments, and then gets a sly look On her face.

She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?"
With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Bob says,
"Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another apple up my ass"

Moday brides
 

My wife and I went to the Florida State Fair's 4-H area. A lot of really neat exhibits showing what Future Farmers and the next generation of agricultural entrepreneurs can accomplish

One of the last exhibits we stopped at (the very last) was the breeding bulls area.

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said,
'He mated 50 times last year.'


We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'



My she gave me a healthy jab and said,
'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .........You could learn a lot from him.'


The sign at the third pen...In capital letters, said
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'



She was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'


I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical
To stable and I should eventually make a full recovery..


I'll probably skip the Fair next year

Saturday brides
 

Asian bride shares her hoeymoon pics I
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Missing Husband

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report
that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.

She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair,
an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the
children."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby,
bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Well, I don't want THAT one back."

Saturday brides
 

Another Asian bride shares her hoeymoon pics II
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Third Grade

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks
were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's.

However, her teacher had written across the bottom, "Sally is a smart
little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have
an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."

Sally's Dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back, "Please
let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it
out on her mother."
*

My sister in law
 

When my sister in law got married she had the photographer take some intimate photos of her in just veil and her white lace lingerie for her hubby enjoyment.

But sometimes, things just happen. The photographer, who included these photos only in her album, sent it accidentally to my parents'.

I took this photos out of the album before somebody could see but keep them only for my pleasure.

Of course, nobody has claimed for the photos.

Sunday brides
 

My grandmother died in the 70s, but her birthday is coming up, and that
always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store
in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds
or washing the sidewalk...

Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the
crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13. We were
sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 soda bottles for
the deposit money on a beautiful spring day.

She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own
family. ' And always remember this,' she said. 'Be sure you marry a
woman with small hands.'

'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.

She answered in her soft voice.

'Makes your dick look bigger.'

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Another Bride
 

ready to make hubby (and us) happy

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Master Card Wedding

You got to love this guy...
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's family and his family
and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes,
he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out
about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy,
for everything else there's MASTERCARD


A Mastercard Wedding

'Life isn't like a bowl
of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--
what you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow......'

Where is It?
 

Can we see that 8 x 10 pic of the bride and best man fucking? It's only fair since you mentioned it....

wish i had a pic of teh beast man...
 

..but I don't.
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Bud Light and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife,

and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20

jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Bud Light and it's half the price.'

On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25,

we have a husband down.'