I don't contribute as often as I'd like to here, but I just want to offer my thanks for this thread. Funny, sexy, creative: not a combination you see too much. Great work!

Wow - you've been around here for a long time and it looks like I received your first post. I appreciate your sincere thanks.

Cheers,
Dognheat

Fifty Shades of Red
 

Fifty Shades of Red: Used to describe an incredibly embarrassing situation involving nudity or sex. (adapted from the popular mommy porn trilogy: Fifty Shades of Grey.)

Henry made me strip in front of everyone at the party and I turned fifty shades of red, but, OMG, I was so wet.

Not only did he stuff a banana in my pussy, he whipped out a camera an snapped a photo. I turned fifty shades of red before experiencing an earth-shaking orgasm. He promised he would not share that photo.

Mailani
 

Mailani: (or Mailan) Originally known and used in Vietnamese and Hawaiian languages as a proper name for a beautiful woman, now extended to describe any beautiful woman in a post office.

After spotting this Mailani at the post office, I've tried to find something new to mail every day. I wish I could see her again.

You can see another ten photos in the "Hot Asses in Khakis / Pants / Slacks" thread. (Post #450)

Pillow Biter
 

Pillow Biter: Once used as a derogatory term, now embraced by men and women to describe awesome sex. Most commonly used to describe a a female in an extreme doggie style position (face down, ass up) getting a heavy pounding - so hard that she bites the pillow.

- Why does Steven call you "PB?"
- [blushing] The truth is, he fucks me so hard doggie style that I have to bite my pillow so I don't wake up my sorority sisters with screams of ecstasy. "PB" is short for pillow biter. I love it when he gives me a good violent fucking like that!

I left a wet spot on the bed - and on the pillow - after getting hammered in the back door by that huge black cock.

Baby, you've got such a fine ass, I want to make you my pillow biter!

without a doubt, my favorite thread on occ.......and ive seen a lot;) keep up the awesome work, dognheat!

Wow I can't believe this is the first time I am seeing this thread. It is amazing and so hilarious!

Frosty Walrus
 

Frosty Walrus: After cumming in your partner's mouth or directly into her nose, you punch her stomach or karate chop her throat to make the cum shoot out of her nose.

My wife likes rough play. I told her I was going to give her a frosty walrus tonight. I think it will take some control to pump my load into her nostrils. I'll have to get her in the girl guide position. It will be awesome when I slap her ass and make the cum shoot back out all over her upper lip.

Sarah didn't know what the hell happened until I cheered "Yeah, Frosty Walrus! Mother Fucker!" She smirked an flipped me off right when I snapped this photo of my achievement.

Motor boating
 

One of my wife's favorite songs is Pontoon by Little Big Town. So she picked up last night watching the Country Music Awards that "motor boating" has a meaning other than the obvious. Sure enough (and thanks to the internet) I find that it does. Basically one puts one face between a nice couple of fun bags (pontoons?) and makes slobbery, loose-lip, motor boat sounds. I've done this occasionally in complete ignorance of the name. See http://vimeo.com/32558339, (a perfectly G rated video) to sort of see it done. Now, all we need are some videos or pics of this particular activity which are more appropriate to our mature tastes.

(I've done this with my face between the ass cheeks, too. But for all I know, that has a different name.)

Perhaps if gays did this it would be called "ferry boating".