Great posts and love the editorials
Thanks - love to see those marrieds

Awesome work thanks

great post
 

keep it up

So if I understand the testimony, you are bothered less by the fact that your bride would allow herself to be filmed the day after your wedding fellating your best man, than the fact that she would do it for free?

In this case, Mr Ipsen realized that his wife was past her prime after his submissions to a porn site - Open Clams Casino - were returned with a rejection slip.

Unfortunately, Mr Garcia was unaware that the distinctive tattoo on his new wife's left shoulder had been placed there by the local health district to warn suitors of her propensity to spread the STD that was depicted in the tattoo.

Mrs Jimenez was known for her fiery temper. This became obvious to Mr Jimenez when his bride reacted to his insistent demand that she "smoke his pole" by bringing an acetylene torch and a gallon of accelerant to the marriage bed.

Mr Gibbons was nonplussed by his wife's new hair color, especially when she denied doing anything to it. It wasn't until the next day that he remembered his wife mentioning that she had stopped by the firehouse to see his best friend during the lunch hour so she could watch the new truck get painted.

The marriage was happy until one day Mr Ibbotson discovered that his wife spent her weekdays not as a college coed but in fact as a fraternity mascot.

That this marriage lasted as long as it did is nothing short of remarkable considering the way it started. The evidence shows that on the wedding night Mr Smythe strode naked from the bathroom, holding his manhood and inquired if his new bride knew what THAT was. The blushing bride averted her eyes and stated it was a "wee wee." Mr Smythe, relishing the idea that he would soon be teaching his wife everything she needed to know, announced that from that day on it would be know as a "prick." To this, Mrs Smythe stated: "Oh come now! I've handled many many pricks and I assure you THAT is a wee wee."