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great additions thanks:D

Labor Day Brides
 

The Hormone Guide: Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

DANGEROUS
SAFER
SAFEST
ULTRA SAFE


What's for dinner?
Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.

Are you wearing that?
You sure look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have some wine


What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
Here's my paycheck.
Here, have some wine.

Should you be eating that?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Here, have some wine.


What did you DO all day?
I hope you didn't over-do it today.
I've always loved you in that robe!
Here, have some wine.

9 brides on 9-9-9
 

9 Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me Sweets

7 Pardon My Sobbing

8. Plainly; Men Suck

and my favorite one:

9. Potential Murder Suspect

:) ;) The first and last adds up everything very good I think :)

Older European Bride
 

She's a hot little fuckdoll. Hopefully she hasn't been posted before.

Also please check out this post and help me find more of the girl there. Thanks.

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=77432

weekend brides
 

A woman was in town on a shopping trip.

She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first
shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third,
everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone
rang.

It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just
been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the
ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and
that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she
was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the
boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading
to the hospital.

She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her
trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice,
compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband.

Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.
She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's
condition.

The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and
finished your shopping trip, didn't you! I hope you're proud of
yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself
in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit!
It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than
likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life
he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your career!'
The woman was feeling so guilty, she broke down and sobbed.

The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your
leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought.

Amazing thread! Hope it's okay if I make a contribution...

***** HARDCORE PIC REMOVED *****

a few found this am
 

enjoy

a sexy girl from flickr
 

enjoy

Librarian Bride
 

Found these of a bride getting ready for her wedding. Tame in just her underwear but with her librarian look and decent body I thought some might enjoy them.

Also please check out this post and help me find more of the girl there. Thanks.

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=77432

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Bra-less Bride
 

Here is a Bride I came across.

dressing bride
 

married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I'v e been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.

Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.


85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat !"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want ? "

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got ?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,the wife turns to him , smiles and says. "The airbag."

Moral of the Story :
Women are crazy !!!!

thanks to jct650 for the original link in the Picasweb thread in free links section.

painted dress
 

paint

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TGIF brides
 

Summer Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Tuesday, July 30, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or
b*tching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures
and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom
Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the
Program.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and
Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an
Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing
Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be
issued to the survivors.

more brides ;)

Wow. Just wow.

Any more of this woman? Please.... I think I have a new favorite bride

Thanks!

Bride Humiliation-HOT!
 

I like the way the picture humiliate her :-) Thanks!

brides
 

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up.

"Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theatre arts. He communicates really well, and I just act as if I'm listening."



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TGIF brides
 

The family was disturbed. Grandpa Ezra, aged seventy-five, decided to get married. What worried the relatives was the fact that the bride Ezra selected was a young, healthy twenty-two year old.

One of Ezra's sons cornered him and pleaded: "Look, Dad, you must give this more thought. It's very serious. In fact, making love to a young bride at your age could prove fatal!"

"So what?" answered Ezra, unperturbed. "If she dies, I'll marry again."

a great...
 

..bride dressing series

undressed bride
 

There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.

Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."

bride dressing
 

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

a multi post bride series....
 

1st is the dress fitting.

the maids arrive
 

to help her dress

the final set or pics
 

The bride is dressed

Holy shit! :eek: Abolsutely awesome and amazing series. Like being a fly on the wall as a hottie just stands around topless and gets dressed. Not only that, but the series actually gets better as it goes along. Fantastic find, Osreb!

Thanks

Fango

the series from osreb is just fantastic

do you know where does it come from?

Columbus Day Brides
 

BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !

Hopefully a new find. A complete fluke, the first photo was found in this album of 764 wedding day pics!

Bride NN in bra
 

I haven't seen this huge hootered tit-fuck-doll posted yet.

That multi post
 

Is freaking amazing! Thanks osreb.

shy bride strips for us
 

A young couple, married just a couple weeks, returns from their honeymoon to face the beginning of their new lives. The next morning the husband wakes up, showers, dresses and makes his way to the kitchen where he sees his new wife crying.

So the husband inquires, "What's wrong Honey?"

"Well, I came down here this morning to surprise you with a big breakfast but I can't cook or clean."

The husband smiles his biggest smile and says, "There, there sweetie! I don't care that you can't cook and clean. Come on up to the bedroom and I'll show you what I'd like for breakfast."

So, off they went to the bedroom.

That afternoon, the husband comes home for lunch to find his new wife crying again in the kitchen.

"What's wrong now, Sweetie?"

"Well, the same thing as this morning. I came in here to make you something for lunch and I just can't cook."

Again, the husband smiles and says, "Why don't you come back up to the bedroom and I'll have my lunch there!"

So, off they went to the bedroom again.

That evening the new husband comes home, walks in the house and sees his new bride sliding down the banister of the stairs naked. Up she runs, and WHOOSH down the banister, again.

After the third trip the husband asks, "What the heck are you doing honey?"

To which the new bride replies, "Warming up your supper!"

shy bride
 

with lots of covered nudity pics while on her honeymoon.

amazing find!
 

sorry if a repost, but just found this on picasa. enjoy!
loads more here: http://picasaweb.google.com/placecha...SYLVAINETBEA1#

It was just posted on the last page: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...=63221&page=56. However, your pics are bigger.

edit: Here's a ZIP of all of the full size pics of her topless. I skipped some from the album where she wasn't featured prominently or was half out of frame, but all of the pics where you can see her nipples, or all of her breasts except for the nipples, are here.

Enjoy and Thanks to belko for the link.

Fango

Her bridesmaid!
 

It's too bad that hottie bridesmaid in the floral dress didn't show any skin. I bet she's naked on the 'net somewhere!

DD

another bride shows us her stuff.
 

Wedding Etiquette For Rednecks

Here are the wedding etiquette tips for rednecks:

- “Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
- Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.
- When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how hot it is.
- Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you cut.
- A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost-effective, but also a proven fly deterrent.
- For the groom, at least rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a nice appearance. Though uncomfortable, say yes to socks and shoes for this special occasion.”

Even the sections that are not specific to wedding etiquette can apply to weddings.
For example; “A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist”.