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Zeus Juice
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Zeus Juice: Sperm, cum, or ejaculate from a penis nick-named "Zeus."
Once Denise unleashed my member, she immediately decided to name it Zeus. I was afraid it would be too big for her, but she declared herself Aphrodite and started to work some serious magic on me. I was going strong until she sucked Zeus, batted those amazing blue eyes, and begged me to cover her face with my Zeus Juice. Attachment 3366399 Attachment 3366400 Attachment 3366401 Attachment 3366402 Attachment 3366403 Attachment 3366404 Attachment 3366405 Attachment 3366406 Attachment 3366407 There are 74 high resolution photos in the attached ZIP. |
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Jailbait lookalike
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Jailbait lookalike: A gal who dress, acts, and appears to be jailbait, who, in reality, and upon closer inspection is of legal age. (see also: jail bait and switch)
Tyler: Are you kidding me?!?! You slept with Camille? You're going to jail, bro! Matt: HA! Joke's on you! She bought the beer last night, she has a tattoo, and she's a junior in college. She blew me in her dorm room and introduced me to her ferret. I guess those braces and cartoon shirts fooled you! She's just a jailbait lookalike! |
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Croatian bikini: A girl who is wearing a Croatian bikini is naked on the beach, whether in Croatia or another country.
So named because Croatia is famous for its nude beaches frequented not just by nudists but also normal women from Western and Northern Europe, many of whom go naked. Suzy is a school teacher and normally dresses conservatively. But on holiday I saw her wearing her Croatian bikini. See: hxxp://www.urbandictionary .com/define.php?term=croatian+bikini |
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Pied Piper Pants
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Pied Piper Pants: A woman with a fantastic ass, in a fantastic pair of pants, who can lead men anywhere.
Boss: Long lunch today? Your were gone for three hours! Man: Sorry sir, but you know that hot bank teller in the lobby? Boss: The blond with the banana curls and the great rack? Of Course! Man: Well, she was wearing pied piper pants today. I opened the door for her and I followed her home! My wife asked if her ass looked fat in her jeans. I told her she looked like the pied piper. She scowled at me until I explained the meaning of pied piper pants. Fortunately, she wears them more often now! Attachment 3492863 Attachment 3492864 Attachment 3492865 Attachment 3492866 Attachment 3492867 Attachment 3492868 Attachment 3492869 Attachment 3492870 Attachment 3492871 Attachment 3492872 If you like Pied Piper Pants, you should visit the Hot Asses in Khakis / Pants / Slacks thread: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/show...ghlight=slacks |
Free Boobing
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Free Boobing: The act of not wearing a bra. The equivalent of a man going out without underwear, known as free balling.
Damn, I forgot to pack my bra, I guess I'm free boobing tonight. I know it makes my nipples visible in a way that would make my mother blush, but free boobing makes me wet. Attachment 3494731 Attachment 3494732 Attachment 3494733 Attachment 3494734 Attachment 3494735 Attachment 3494736 Attachment 3494737 Attachment 3494738 Attachment 3494739 Attachment 3494740 There are plenty of fine pictures of Free Boobing over at Elector's Nipple Pokies' Heaven. |
Quaffer
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Quaffer: The act of giving a woman a facial; alternatively used to describe a woman who is known to take and enjoy lots of facials. May be pronounced "Kwaffer" or "Kway-fer"
I was really working Bonnie over last night. Right before I came, I asked her if she wanted a Quaffer. Aparently, she didn't know what I meant, but she excitedly said "yes." After I spun her around and gave her a field load on her face, she looked horrified. Kerrie refuses to engage in intercourse before she's married, but don't let that fool you, I hear she's a quaffer. |
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